Hello Kitty Digital Scale
We already have a Hello Kitty scale, but that doesn’t stop my wife from wanting other ones that she comes across. I find the whole idea rather ironic since the last thing that my wife wants to know from the evil feline is what she weighs. It wouldn’t surprise me if the Hello Kitty digital scale actually malfunctions on purpose so that it gives the wrong weight (to keep the Hello Kitty fanatics happy), or maybe it gives the weight in apples (if you know why this reference is significant, you know too much about Hello Kitty) so that it is impossible to tell. No matter what the truth is, it’s just another piece of Hello Kitty junk to add onto the pile in Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by appleworm
Update: It looks like Sanrio is moving closer to that weight in apples theory I had with the Hello Kitty apple digital scale (sent in by martha)

Posted: October 4th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Decor, Hello Kitty Gadgets, Hello Kitty Photo Dump.
Comments: 10
Comments
Comment from Marlene
Time: October 4, 2009, 12:59 am
If you buy this one, you can give your old one to people in need. That’s how Hello Kitty encourages charity.
Comment from That Kind of Girl
Time: October 4, 2009, 4:46 am
I hate to say it, but the weight-in-apples idea is actually really, really cute. I’ll bet the HK fanatics out there would totally eat up a scale with an apple setting (presumably with a conversation rate tied to the average weight of an apple? Or do apples weigh differently in HK land?)
Uh-oh. Please do not enter the world of HK product design. We need you out here, on the side of justice!
Comment from Sharon
Time: October 4, 2009, 7:42 am
I have known for some time now that I know too much about Hello Kitty but this makes it official.
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Comment from Janni
Time: October 4, 2009, 12:56 pm
Marlene: Hahaha, no. A bunch of pixels on your screen, or ink on paper – because that’s what Hello Kitty IS – doesn’t give a crap about charity. If you were going to get hit by a bus, it wouldn’t save you. It doesn’t love you. It is indifferent to your existance – because it doesn’t exist ITSELF. It’s a bunch of squiggly lines (my five year old niece could draw a better and cuter cat!), and you’re stupid enough to spend money on items with it. It’s a franchise. An overpriced one at that, that promotes nothing but VANITY.
Ah, the love that hello kitty brings to the world. Having us spend money on all the crap with her face on it rather than encouraging us to spend it on charity. :3 SHE’S SO CUTE!!!
Comment from Liz
Time: October 4, 2009, 8:10 pm
@ Janni
lol that’s all I have to say.
Comment from Gail
Time: October 5, 2009, 5:54 am
Hello Kitty says “Hello, Fatso!”
Comment from Helen
Time: October 6, 2009, 8:52 am
The only good thing about that is it involves standing on the mouthless cat herself.
Comment from allie
Time: October 20, 2009, 1:10 pm
.this is super cute, no lie
Comment from Pepper
Time: November 18, 2009, 2:44 pm
I feel really lame for getting the apple reference. :/

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