Hello Kitty Debit Card
If you ever end up living with a fanatic of the evil feline, take a small piece of advice that will save you countless instances of humiliation from both friends and strangers. Never, ever, get a joint bank account with a Hello Kitty fanatic. This may seem like advice you can ignore, but you’ll quickly regret not following it when one day the face personalised Hello Kitty debit card ends up at your house:
I know exactly how this poor soul feels (believe me, it’s a “what Twilight Zone episode did I just get teleported into” feeling) because my wife has done similar things to me on far too many occasions. Just imagine trying to use that card for any purchase without feeling complete and utter embarrassment and you get a tiny glimpse of what it is like to live in Hello Kitty Hell…
Sent in by Kae who should have to cater to her husband’s every whim for the entire time this debit card is valid as punishment for ever even considering doing something like this to him and for giving my wife a “see, I’m not the only one” example that she will undoubtedly use again and again…
Update: Of course, there had to be more Hello Kitty debit card patterns out there and far too many readers decided to send me these patterns as well:
Posted: October 15th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Money, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 28
Comments
Comment from Sophix
Time: October 15, 2009, 11:12 am
Poor bastard. :/
Somewhere, my boyfriend is probably ecstatic that all he has to deal with is mood swings.
Comment from lunameow
Time: October 15, 2009, 11:16 am
I have one of those. It’s my own bank account, husband’s name isn’t on it. But he does use my card for various things. Funny, no one asks him for ID. They probably figure only a husband would willingly use someone else’s Hello Kitty debit card.
Comment from tiffany
Time: October 15, 2009, 11:36 am
i want the hello kitty debit/credit card but too bad im with wells fargo. :[
Comment from Monica
Time: October 15, 2009, 11:59 am
I have sent my husband out to pick up Chinese food with my Hello Kitty debit card. After the snickering as they ran it, he returned home and vowed to pay for take out himself before he ever uses the card again. LOL!
Comment from Ricky
Time: October 15, 2009, 12:15 pm
Damn! They didn’t tell me I could have my pic on my HK check card when I signed up for mine. I thought that was just for BOA’s regular debit card.
Comment from Kristel
Time: October 15, 2009, 5:22 pm
Paha!
I am by no means a hello kitty freak…but I thought it would be fun to have the hello kitty debit card from Bank of America.
(all their other designs are ugly)
Anyway, being that my husband and I share an account he, too, had to get the hello kitty card. lol. And I love him for it. I’m glad he’s secure enough in his manhood to own a hello kitty card.
Comment from Cindy
Time: October 15, 2009, 5:51 pm
You can choice to not have your picture on the card. I have got my without the picture.
Comment from Kisa
Time: October 15, 2009, 10:04 pm
the card is old news, i’ve had mine for a year. It’s the only cute card BoA has.. 
Comment from acton
Time: October 15, 2009, 11:46 pm
@tiffany I am in the same boat.
Here is a thought, he may not have been forced but wanted a Hello Kitty card. Male fans do exist.
Sleep tight and happy dreams on that Mr. HKH.
Comment from Sharon
Time: October 16, 2009, 5:26 am
I am REALLY surprised the instructions aren’t printed in baby talk.
Comment from Jaime
Time: October 16, 2009, 9:18 am
my husband wouldn’t let me bank with BOA cos he knew the only reason i wanted to was the hello kitty card.
Comment from Kitty
Time: October 16, 2009, 10:27 am
Dear god in heaven, whats wrong with just a plain card? does a Debit/cheque guarantee card have to have a frickin cartoon on it?! Or am I being too English here?
Sod it, crank out the 8-bores and dragons breath cartridges, me and my fella are gonna cleanse the world of this abomination that is HK.
All who stand in our way will be blasted into ittle bitty pieces that in no way shape or form correlae to anything sanrio related. 
Comment from Joe Jackson
Time: October 16, 2009, 12:38 pm
My girlfriend and I have matching BOA Hello Kitty check cards…it’s adorable.
Comment from renée
Time: October 16, 2009, 3:57 pm
Let me help the husbands out. I too have the HK card, but my husband who shares the account with me does not. He just had to pick another “vanity” card, but with plenty to choose from there is no reason (other than wanting to) that the husband has to have the HK card. Be kind and share this information to those poor fellas who are suffering when they don’t have to be.
Comment from Liz
Time: October 16, 2009, 3:59 pm
Never in a million years. Nevermind that debit is better than credit!
Comment from acton
Time: October 16, 2009, 7:25 pm
@Kitty
None shall pass:
I clutch my Hello Kitty plush in defiance.
Comment from pikachu
Time: October 20, 2009, 4:48 pm
the poor guy 
Comment from darlene
Time: October 22, 2009, 1:05 pm
Here come the lies and exaggerations again. Everyone can see that he loves Hello Kitty by the huge smile on his face. If he hated Hello Kitty, why is he smiling for the credit card photo? Caught in lies again.
All men would be proud to have a Hello Kitty credit card like this and it shows he is confident in who is is unlike you. Show me a man who whips out his Hello Kitty credit card with a smile and you have a man that every woman would love to marry.
Comment from Miyna
Time: October 22, 2009, 1:05 pm
I have that card. xDD
Comment from karly
Time: October 23, 2009, 3:48 am
I have that 
Comment from Omayra
Time: October 26, 2009, 4:36 am
Bwahahah. My friends boyfriend has this credit card with his picture on it too.
Comment from Jess
Time: October 29, 2009, 2:34 am
i have that too (: my boyfriend was with me while applying for my account & he was the one who suggested I get the HK card; oh how i love him for putting up AND encouraging my little HK hobby. lol, i bet he wants one of those cards too
Comment from mary jane
Time: October 29, 2009, 3:38 pm
BWAHAHAAH!!!! I have one of those!!! And my husband has one too because of me! People always laugh about it and crack jokes. Haha!! This is actually one of those only reasons I stay with BoA.
Comment from Kayla
Time: November 2, 2009, 8:46 pm
I have this debit card! And the credit card and checks that go with it.
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Comment from Kittylover
Time: November 7, 2009, 6:11 pm
HA! I got this card for myself not realizing that EVERYONE on the account has to have the same card design. My husband was mad when he found out…meanwhile weeks later I still find it funny. Seems I don’t even have to work at torturing him kitty does it for me.LOL Guess I have to order him a new card soon.
Comment from Shakespeare_mara
Time: November 7, 2009, 10:58 pm
Do you know what’s truly depressing? As a graphic designer when we get handed these jobs at work and if we want a paycheck we damned well better add to HKH and create HK debit card designs. I didn’t do this btw. (shudder) Thank Heaven…
Comment from Brandon
Time: November 14, 2009, 11:03 am
HOW DO I GET ONE OF THESE IN CANADA????
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