Free Hello Kitty Toaster
Hello Kitty Hell took a major step down into the depths this past week which I never anticipated. I received an email from my parents in the US saying that a packaged addressed to a “Mrs. Hello Kitty Hell” arrived at their house and they wanted to know if I had any idea what it was about (they had no idea that I even wrote this blog). I instantly knew that whatever was going on, it was not going to be good.
After a few emails back and forth and having my parents open up the package, it was determined that some unknown person (the note inside only said “Some gifts for you” and was not signed by anyone) had sent my wife a rather large package of Hello Kitty crap, but had made the mistake of thinking that my parent’s US address was our address. This makes me want to ask a couple of questions to the sender:
1. If you have been reading this blog, what on earth makes you think that my wife needs any more Hello Kitty crap?
2. Isn’t it just a bit creepy and stalker-like that you decided to try and track down my address instead of just asking? (although had you asked, I would have refused to give it out)
Since there is absolutely no way I am going to let any of this stuff end up in my wife’s already far too large Hello Kitty collection, it’s your lucky day. I’m simply going to give away everything in the package before my wife gets a chance to lay claim to it. While I’m still trying to figure out exactly what was in the package (my parents have no idea what some of the stuff is since some of it has foreign writing on it, but they should be sending me photos shortly), there is no doubt that a Hello Kitty toaster
If you would like to enter the contest for the free Hello Kitty toaster, simply leave a comment below. One entry per person, so please don’t leave multiple comments.
I will have a random number generated for the comments. I will have a random number generated for all the comments left below. The person’s comment that matches the number will receive the toaster, which will be sent out by my parents. I will put up the rest of the Hello Kitty crap from the box once I get photos and know what it is that needs to be given away. While I truly hope that someone that dislikes the evil feline wins and then takes the time to show how they destroy the Hello Kitty toaster, even if it goes to a fanatic it is better than it landing back at my house and in my wife’s collection…
The contest starts now and will end at 3:00 pm eastern (2:00 central, 1:00 mountain and 12:00 pacific) on Wednesday November 4th. Open to anyone living anywhere in the world except anyone living at my address in Japan 
Update: The contest has ended and we have a winner:
#20 on the list is Lauren who I shall be emailing shortly. Congrats and I’m happy it will be going to your house instead of mine!
Update: For all of you that lost, this little tidbit may make you feel a little better:
I recently read your blog post about your wife’s mysterious toaster (weird but that’s not why I am emailing you). I have a couple of small hello kitty things like some pens and a mouse pad so my friends think I love it (they should meet your wife) a lot. They bought me that same toaster from target for Christmas and a month after I got the damn thing it had an electrical malfunction and almost set my kitchen on fire! — Kerry
Then again, in you are a Hello Kitty fanatic and your house is filled with Hello Kitty crap, a fire might be the best result you could hope for…
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Posted: November 2nd, 2009 under Hello Kitty Free Crap.
Comments: 548
I just wanna see if I can get the toaster
In other news I might as well tell you that Hello Kitty Hell appeared in a Miami Herald and New York Times article announcing Hello Kitty’s 35th
wow my hello kitty fanatical girlfriend would love eating hello kitty’s face with her daily toast.
I desperately need this toaster!
I want it!
I hate hello kitty…but I need a toaster…so yeah.
A hello kitty toaster? How weird
ohhh my poor boyfriend is totally in your boat:) i hope this is the random number cuz hello kitty food is something he hasnt experiance yet <33
A new toaster would be perfect! Especially with the kitty face!
Yes please! I just bought a new house and would love to have a new toaster! Especially Hello Kitty.
would love to take off your hands
would love kitty toast
I can has?
This would match my Hello Kitty and Badtz Maru guitars!!!!!!!!!
I HOPE I WIN
SEND IT TO ME!!!!! 
Hi…
Here a coment from Portugal!!!!!!!!!
by all the hello kitty fan in Portugal
Love kitty xD
Oh man, i’d really be happy to get some free hello kitty crap!
I know it’s redonk to love stuff with pink and evil feline pasted on the front, but I figure that as long as I don’t spend any of my actual, hard-earned money buying it, it’s okay to be in love.
- Marla
Pick me, pick me! I think you’re hilarious and I do love Hello Kitty!
The Contest is officially over for entries – any post before this one will be entered into the drawing and we should have a winner later on today. Any post after this will not be entered into the contest.
My wife would love this. We’re newlyweds and she loves HK. Would make her day.
Crap, you already had 466 people want this! I am neva gonna win but my daughter saw it and said “I NEED THAT”. so here I am. (fingers crossed)
darn, hope i didn’t miss it….
I love free stuff. Who doesn’t know someone who would like it?
Darn! Twenty minutes late!
Please please please I would love this!
DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!! Missed the cutoff by 30 minutes!
Love the website, tho!
Bwah, ha, ha, ha, haaaaaa! Just wait until I get my hands on that toaster!
(evil grin here)
I would like to win the kitty toaster Please, Give it to me..me.. me… me
How do I unsubscribe from these comments?!?! It’s too many!!!!
I’ve wanted a hello kitty toaster for so long!
selena, look in the emails, there is a link to manage subscriptions
So did anyone win this toaster?
OH GOOOOOOSHH I would be so happy to have it!
mmmmmh wat ican do w/ toasttt!
I would be happy to take this off your hands…my daughter is just getting into Hello Kitty and would be amazed at the “magic toaster” that can produce Hello Kitty’s face!
my gf is crazy about hello kittty.
and i hope that this wil by it.
I can’t believe I missed this contest!!! bummer!
omg just gotta have it!!! xxx
where can i but one??? xxx
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My roommate had this toaster. Not only did it not toast the image of hello kitty into anything except for super white bread, it didn’t do a good job at it and most things required 2 toastings.
if i win this toaster, i promise to burn and eat every piece of toast that i toast in that effer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi my sister loves hello kitty so im kind of asking on her behalf and she doesnt have a email adress and i dont really like hello kitty to be quite honest so im doing it for her. she said she’ll take anything hello kitty shes not really botherd
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The fiance will love this
Plz let me have it i really like ithttp://www.kittyhell.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif
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Oh please jesus
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free toaster im in ma step daughter loves hello kitty
My kidlets and I would <3 <3 <3 love a HK toaster (^_^)
I’d enjoy eating her cute face every mourning. XD
oh i love that so much i really want that yay hello kitty.
omg omg omg i’ve been in love with hello kitty since i was 4 and i’m 14 now. This would totally be awesome for all my hello kitty things (i have the hello kitty fender guitar, i just had to say that)
hope i win i love hello kitty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!