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Hello Kitty Tattoo Plush

If there is one thing that the evil feline can’t stand, it’s her image appearing on stuff where she hasn’t been able to fleece the buyer for the majority of their last paycheck. Because of this, Hello Kitty tattoos have always posed a problem for her. The solution for body piercings was simple. The idea of a Hello Kitty tattoo gun never seemed to catch on except in prison. So Hello Kitty has done the only thing she can to capitalize on the Hello Kitty tattoo trend by creating a Hello Kitty tattoo plush:

Hello Kitty tattoo plush

Of course, my wife loves this and this plush has my wife thinking about getting a tattoo again. As I have mentioned on numerous occasions in the past, my wife really wants a Hello Kitty tattoo. My only saving grace up to this point is that she also fears needles — a fear that I highly encourage her to keep by describing over and over and in minute detail the excruciating pain that the tattoo needle can cause — because I know what the Hello Kitty Hell which will result if she somehow manages to overcome this brilliant fear that every Hello Kitty fanatic should have.

Sent in by fredrick who should have to get multiple Hello Kitty tattoos all over his body as punishment for once again peaking my wife’s interest in getting a Hello Kitty tattoo and ever thinking that sending this to me could be a good idea…

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Comments

#1 Comment from Samantha Walton
Time: November 6, 2009, 10:57 am

I like the idea, but it’s a little too ‘Ed Hardy’ for me.

#2 Comment from darlene
Time: November 6, 2009, 11:22 am

What is wrong with you????? You encourage fear in your wife? That is just sick and shows what a terrible person you really are.

What if she needs to get a shot, but you have put so much fear of needles into her head that she refuses and then dies. That makes you a murderer. Think about that for awhile.

Your wife wants a Hello Kitty tattoo. Get over it and accept it. It is your job to support what she wants, so start supporting instead of being cruel.

#3 Comment from Kitty
Time: November 6, 2009, 11:37 am

Isn’t it also her job to support him instead of constantly filling his life with corporate crap that is aimed at children? Darlene sweetheart, actually try to get laid first before spouting off about relationships. Its 50/50 darling, not all your desires and none of his.

#4 Comment from Jaime
Time: November 6, 2009, 12:57 pm

i agree with Samantha.

#5 Comment from Sabree
Time: November 6, 2009, 7:10 pm

Darlene, shut up. No one wants to listen to your psycho babble. I agree that he should let her do what she wants to her body, but there is no reason to be cruel about it.

I seriously doubt that he has instilled so much fear in her that she would refuse to get a shot that will benefit her health. She is not a child. She is a grown woman that is smart enough to know the difference between choosing to get a tattoo and needing a shot for medical reasons.

You really need to re-evaluate your views on people. Not everything is about your ideals hun. Let him voice his as well.

As for the plushie, i think that it is a little to out there for me. Cute idea but not my style. :]

#6 Comment from Janice
Time: November 6, 2009, 8:14 pm

Props to Sabree.

I don’t like this plush, it is just plain ugly.

#7 Comment from Gail
Time: November 6, 2009, 9:27 pm

Now that’s just UGLY!

#8 Comment from evil_tennyo
Time: November 6, 2009, 10:20 pm

I like this plush, now I gotta find a store that carries it and torment my boyfriend with yet another Hello Kitty addition to our room =D

#9 Comment from Sharon
Time: November 7, 2009, 1:34 am

^ Your boyfriend would do well to find something to torment YOU with so you can see how you like it.

That thing is just UG. LEE. I mean, even uglier than most Hello Kitty crap.

#10 Comment from Marshawn Lynch’s Injury Cart
Time: November 12, 2009, 1:17 pm

I bet this was Christian Audigier’s idea.

#11 Comment from CuteLilPumpkin
Time: January 20, 2010, 3:10 am

Hehe thats so cute I loves it :P

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