Hello Kitty Xmas Tree
This is why I hate this time of year. No sooner has Halloween and the celebration of whatever freaking year the evil feline has turned (does it really matter since she still looks exactly the same?) ended that I start getting emails for things like a Hello Kitty pink feather Xmas tree:
Of course, my wife loves it and immediately asked me what I thought about it which is always a no win situation in Hello Kitty Hell. If I tell her the truth that it looks like a cat got hold of a flock of pigeons and puked them up after drinking a gallon of Pepto Bismol, I would most certainly be spending the rest of the week on the couch in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag. On the other hand, if I lie and tell her that it looks nice, then there is a good chance that I will have something similar sitting in my house for the rest of the holiday season.
Unfortunately, my tactfulness is running in short supply these days due to the constant reminders that we failed to go to Three Apples (doesn’t bode well for the rest of the holiday season) and I may have let some of the cat/flock of pigeons/puke and Pepto Bismol slip out. At least I’ll be sleeping on the couch knowing that pink monstrocity won’t be our holiday tree this year which counts as a tiny victory when you are living in Hello Kitty Hell…
Sent in by mariammbaby who is punishing herself far more than I could ever imagine by simply thinking that this is a positive addition to her home…
Update: It looks like it is going to be an awfully pink Hello Kitty Hell Christmas:
Sent in by Gabe (and left on facebook) who says the following: “This morning I woke up (in my already pink Hello Kitty bedroom decorated by my wife by the way) to find this tree. My wife (who is hello kitty mad) was up to 3am decorating for Christmas and when I woke she had turned our tree into a pink kitty wonderland — its amazing what they can do with a can of pink spray paint and a collection of HK toys.”
Sent in by schoolnerd via Twitter
Sent in by kendra
Sent in by Michelle of both her home and office Christmas trees.
Left by @4PrettyPrincess via twitter
Sent in by ericka
Sent in by Colleen
Left by @JoanArkham via twitter
Left by @RopeMarksMuse via twitter
Posted: November 13th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Holiday, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 45
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#1 Comment from Kay
Time: November 13, 2009, 4:10 pm
mines waaay better,lol
#2 Comment from Kittylover
Time: November 13, 2009, 5:33 pm
Yeah my HK tree looks way better too! This is just tacky kitty not tasteful sweetness. I balanced out the HK tree by making hubby a star trek tree. 
#3 Comment from Christina
Time: November 13, 2009, 6:52 pm
I don’t know why your wife likes that tree because a) it looks like crap and 2) it has fake Hello Kitties on it. You would think she would be RARW only real hello kitties!
Yeah and my tree looks better too.
#4 Comment from JHz
Time: November 13, 2009, 7:05 pm
Funny but I kind of like it. I know my cats would really like it, to the point of removing all the feathers from the tree. How amusing Hello Kitty using bird feathers, lol!
#5 Comment from Gail
Time: November 13, 2009, 8:25 pm
It’s very pretty in an “Extreme Fire Hazard” sort of way!
#6 Comment from Kay
Time: November 13, 2009, 10:03 pm
@christina i have those HK ornaments also, they ARE REAL Sanrio licensed Hello kitties!
#7 Comment from Friedrich
Time: November 13, 2009, 10:32 pm
Hmm normally I worry that xmas isnt commercial ENOUGH. This tree seems to have its place & would not look bad in a living room , BUT id insist on a few Startrek or Playboy ornaments to balance it out, either that or the prior suggestion of a second tree with Startrek / Playboy guy stuff ornaments to balance out the living room.
#8 Comment from Kelly
Time: November 13, 2009, 11:54 pm
WOW, this tree really sucks, mine is way better. I have like 70 different hello kittys on mine.
Its pink of course.
#9 Comment from Brenda
Time: November 14, 2009, 7:54 am
This time I cannot blame the evil feline. The pink feather tree is tacky all on its own.
#10 Comment from Pam
Time: November 14, 2009, 11:54 am
That’s way too pink :S
#11 Comment from Tessa
Time: November 14, 2009, 3:18 pm
We have a very eccentric, brightly colored English teacher. She has different, colorful outfits for each day of the year, buys fake purple-tinsel trees, covers normal-fake trees in tinsel, decorates her classroom with little curtains.. everything.. but she took one look at this and said “ew.”
That means more than I can say about how horrific this is.
#12 Comment from Leyna
Time: November 14, 2009, 10:14 pm
What are those things under the tree?
#13 Comment from Natasha
Time: November 15, 2009, 12:25 pm
Although my tree is not made of pink feathers, it is always Hello Kitty themed. I will have to send it a picture once it’s up 
#14 Comment from Shakespeare_mara
Time: November 16, 2009, 2:11 pm
It looks like a flamingo tried to stifle a sneeze and blew itself inside out.
#15 Comment from mhkitty
Time: November 17, 2009, 1:52 pm
This thing sucks!
Mr. HK, if you REALLY want to show these folks, why don’t you post MY pictures I sent you last year?
I have 4 HK Trees!
They go from 24″ up to 5′ tall, I have Green, Purple and Pink!
#16 Comment from Lynn
Time: November 22, 2009, 6:08 pm
Alls the kittys look so fake its ugly
#17 Comment from Kristy
Time: November 23, 2009, 12:18 am
Why is there a big black bird on the top? Hello Kitty meets The Crow?
#18 Comment from Asato Fuyutsuki
Time: November 28, 2009, 12:03 pm
Gaahh… those feather trees are the ugliest sort of fake trees possible, but could it get any uglier by dowsing it in Hello Kitty ornaments??
#19 Comment from yolanda
Time: November 29, 2009, 12:29 pm
cutestt tree ever!:]
#20 Comment from Liz
Time: November 29, 2009, 1:55 pm
I prefer the smell and comforting green of a real tree, thanks.
#21 Comment from Shiromaku
Time: November 29, 2009, 3:33 pm
The second tree was alot better than the first.
My mom is allergic to feathers!
#22 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: November 30, 2009, 2:29 am
What has been seen can not be unseen! 
#23 Comment from evil_tennyo
Time: November 30, 2009, 10:49 pm
The 2nd tree is so cute! My boyfriend would never let me do that though, esp seeing how the whole living room is pink as well
#24 Comment from mhkitty
Time: December 1, 2009, 8:17 am
Kitteh- I’ll be more than happy to spray you in the face with Windex
And on Update Pic- WTF?!?!?!? Is that Paris Hilton??? Or just a BAD imposter?!?!?!?
I STILL think my numerous HK Trees are WAY better! I think I need to send them to you Mr. HK to refresh your memory Muahahahah!!!!!!
#25 Comment from mhkitty
Time: December 1, 2009, 8:18 am
Oh and P.S. I fear for the poor doggie in the bottom of that last pic, he looks like he going to hang himself with the tinsel garland… I would too!
#26 Comment from Gail
Time: December 1, 2009, 11:40 am
I LOVE ME SOME PINK TREES!
#27 Comment from CuteLilPumpkin
Time: December 1, 2009, 3:12 pm
Man that blonde chick is hot lol
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#29 Comment from hkittycollector.peta.
Time: December 6, 2009, 5:09 am
…hahaha wow so wonderful,,,i like it.,but whoz that girl? ew… is she an impostor?.
i love hello kitty!! 4ever {gayagaya’s r not allowed} hmmp
#30 Comment from Anonymous
Time: December 6, 2009, 11:27 am
Whoever sent in the picture of the tree with the girl posing next to it is lying. I can pretty much guarantee it. That is not his wife, just a picture pulled from the internet. Cute though, he’s pulling a Mr. HKH!
#31 Comment from Acton
Time: December 6, 2009, 9:14 pm
I prefer natural trees. I do not care for artificial trees or off colors, but I do like to put some kitty ornaments and surround them with my Hello Kitty Plushies.
#32 Comment from A new member
Time: December 7, 2009, 4:00 pm
I guess I m a new member in this site. My wife got so much HK stuff that I can tell if a HK stuff is made in Japan or China now…….
I got a tree which has more HK stuff on it. How can I send the picture?
#33 Comment from Sabree
Time: December 7, 2009, 7:19 pm
I just bought my hello kitty ornaments and took some pictures. I will be sending them to you. 
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#35 Comment from Mandy9r
Time: December 14, 2009, 12:46 pm
I love pink, but putting that stupid cat all over the tree is ridiculous! I do like the pink feather tree without the hello kitty of course!
#36 Comment from mhkitty
Time: December 15, 2009, 9:12 am
See I like that last one… by I still like mine better.. they are ALL HK ornaments…nothing else!
#37 Comment from andophiroxia
Time: December 15, 2009, 9:24 am
That much pink made me blind. I want to cry now.
#38 Comment from HKlover
Time: December 16, 2009, 6:43 am
freaking love this!!
#39 Comment from Acton
Time: December 19, 2009, 12:57 am
I like the natural looking trees with plushies.
Nice Hk work space.
I dance around the Hello Kitty Christmas in your direction Mr. HKH.
#40 Comment from mhkitty
Time: December 23, 2009, 2:48 pm
Thanks, Acton… this is how I get through numerous days without killing my coworkers
Everyone joked about me having a HK tree…until it happened!
There’e even more this year since I added HK gumball machine, water dispenser, mini oven, cereal dispenser, giant pez dispenser, my HK Barbie and a 25th ann. Chess Set (still in box). I’ll post the link to my FB account later so you all can see
Every year I find new things to put on it! I can’t wait for next year to have a 6′ tall tree so that way it will fit ALL my 1000+ HK ornaments!
Merry HK Christmas too all!
#41 Comment from Asato Fuyutsuki
Time: December 23, 2009, 5:46 pm
Wouldn’t putting a large Hello Kitty plush on the top of the tree instead of a star or an angel make the tree top heavy and thus more likely to topple?
One way to wreck the ornaments on the rest of the tree, it would seem… :: Smirks::
#42 Comment from mhkitty
Time: December 24, 2009, 8:24 am
@Asato
Naw, you have to weigh down the base. So, as long as you know what you are doing you are fine :: smirks back )
#43 Comment from Tabsy
Time: December 28, 2009, 7:59 pm
Now that first tree doesn’t even count!!! It is clearly a collection of the feathers of the Fuschia Macaw, an EXTREMELY rare bird only found in the jungles surrounding the ruins of Booju City in South America (pronounced amer-eek-kaw) and is lit to better highlight the feathers natural pinkness. The ornaments are completely random, though.
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*yes, I AM joking! You are so observant!!
#44 Comment from JamaicaIzH.K.’s#1fan
Time: December 29, 2009, 9:09 pm
o.m.g.com i love the trees…I come to your site to see all the new and interesting stuff that your wife has collected and the random stuff people send you. My fanatic azz loves to see all the Hello Kitty stuff that people come up with at this time of year and it’s to bad my digital camera is broken i would have sent you the most awsome pics.
#45 Comment from Lychee
Time: January 6, 2010, 12:11 am
Actually, I’m surprised my friend’s tree isn’t on here. It’s more insane than all of these. However, being the friend I am, I won’t send you the pictures. Otherwise, I might get “accidentally” strangled by a Hello Kitty scarf.
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