Hello Kitty Xmas Tree
This is why I hate this time of year. No sooner has Halloween and the celebration of whatever freaking year the evil feline has turned (does it really matter since she still looks exactly the same?) ended that I start getting emails for things like a Hello Kitty pink feather Xmas tree:




Of course, my wife loves it and immediately asked me what I thought about it which is always a no win situation in Hello Kitty Hell. If I tell her the truth that it looks like a cat got hold of a flock of pigeons and puked them up after drinking a gallon of Pepto Bismol, I would most certainly be spending the rest of the week on the couch in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag. On the other hand, if I lie and tell her that it looks nice, then there is a good chance that I will have something similar sitting in my house for the rest of the holiday season.
Unfortunately, my tactfulness is running in short supply these days due to the constant reminders that we failed to go to Three Apples (doesn’t bode well for the rest of the holiday season) and I may have let some of the cat/flock of pigeons/puke and Pepto Bismol slip out. At least I’ll be sleeping on the couch knowing that pink monstrocity won’t be our holiday tree this year which counts as a tiny victory when you are living in Hello Kitty Hell…
Sent in by mariammbaby who is punishing herself far more than I could ever imagine by simply thinking that this is a positive addition to her home…
Posted: November 13th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Holiday, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 15
Comments
Comment from Kay
Time: November 13, 2009, 4:10 pm
mines waaay better,lol
Comment from Kittylover
Time: November 13, 2009, 5:33 pm
Yeah my HK tree looks way better too! This is just tacky kitty not tasteful sweetness. I balanced out the HK tree by making hubby a star trek tree.
Comment from Christina
Time: November 13, 2009, 6:52 pm
I don’t know why your wife likes that tree because a) it looks like crap and 2) it has fake Hello Kitties on it. You would think she would be RARW only real hello kitties!
Yeah and my tree looks better too.
Comment from JHz
Time: November 13, 2009, 7:05 pm
Funny but I kind of like it. I know my cats would really like it, to the point of removing all the feathers from the tree. How amusing Hello Kitty using bird feathers, lol!
Comment from Gail
Time: November 13, 2009, 8:25 pm
It’s very pretty in an “Extreme Fire Hazard” sort of way!
Comment from Kay
Time: November 13, 2009, 10:03 pm
@christina i have those HK ornaments also, they ARE REAL Sanrio licensed Hello kitties!
Comment from Friedrich
Time: November 13, 2009, 10:32 pm
Hmm normally I worry that xmas isnt commercial ENOUGH. This tree seems to have its place & would not look bad in a living room , BUT id insist on a few Startrek or Playboy ornaments to balance it out, either that or the prior suggestion of a second tree with Startrek / Playboy guy stuff ornaments to balance out the living room.
Comment from Kelly
Time: November 13, 2009, 11:54 pm
WOW, this tree really sucks, mine is way better. I have like 70 different hello kittys on mine.
Its pink of course.
Comment from Brenda
Time: November 14, 2009, 7:54 am
This time I cannot blame the evil feline. The pink feather tree is tacky all on its own.
Comment from Pam
Time: November 14, 2009, 11:54 am
That’s way too pink :S
Comment from Tessa
Time: November 14, 2009, 3:18 pm
We have a very eccentric, brightly colored English teacher. She has different, colorful outfits for each day of the year, buys fake purple-tinsel trees, covers normal-fake trees in tinsel, decorates her classroom with little curtains.. everything.. but she took one look at this and said “ew.”
That means more than I can say about how horrific this is.
Comment from Leyna
Time: November 14, 2009, 10:14 pm
What are those things under the tree?
Comment from Natasha
Time: November 15, 2009, 12:25 pm
Although my tree is not made of pink feathers, it is always Hello Kitty themed. I will have to send it a picture once it’s up
Comment from Shakespeare_mara
Time: November 16, 2009, 2:11 pm
It looks like a flamingo tried to stifle a sneeze and blew itself inside out.
Comment from mhkitty
Time: November 17, 2009, 1:52 pm
This thing sucks!
Mr. HK, if you REALLY want to show these folks, why don’t you post MY pictures I sent you last year?
I have 4 HK Trees!
They go from 24″ up to 5′ tall, I have Green, Purple and Pink!

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