Hello Kitty Lindsay Lohan Crap
It seems that Lindsay Lohan has decided that she no longer needs some of her Hello Kitty crap. She has decided to sell it to her fans on a new website which she created for the sole purpose of selling all of her old crap (seriously, you can’t make this stuff up). I can’t decide if it is good news that Lindsay Lohan has actually figured out that Hello Kitty crap is not worth keeping, or beyond evil feline evil that someone will end up with not only Hello Kitty crap, but Hello Kitty crap previously owned by Lindsay Lohan.
Every dog out there owned by a Hello Kitty fanatic is freaking out about this time. It’s pretty humiliating to be dragged around town in a Hello Kitty dog bag, but then having the owner tell everyone that it was also once owned by Lindsay Lohan would pretty much put the poor mutt on par with having a Hello Kitty dog tattoo (and you noticed that that dog ran away the first chance it got).
Lindsay also has another bag for sale:
My wife thinks it’s great that celebrities want to share their love of Hello Kitty with their fans. I see this as a new and unexpected twist in Hello Kitty Hell that could have horrifying consequences. Could there really be anything worse than collecting celebrity pre-owned Hello Kitty crap? Hello Kitty Hell, as I have found out time and again, can always get worse…
Sent in by Nancy who should have to dress in pre-owned Lindsay Lohan clothes for the rest of her life as punishment for ever thinking that letting my wife know about this could ever be anything buy disastrous…
Posted: December 16th, 2009 under Hello Kitty Celebrities, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Pets.
Comments: 10
Comments
#1 Comment from CocoCat
Time: December 17, 2009, 3:53 am
I pity any dog that would have go into that hideous bag, even if it didn’t have Hello Kitty on it
#2 Comment from Acton
Time: December 17, 2009, 8:40 am
Must be a slow peroid for her and she neeed the money.
#3 Comment from Kitty
Time: December 17, 2009, 11:38 am
Lindsay Lohan? Isn’t this the bint that goes out without her knickers on? Nuff said.
And cue Achmed the Dead Terrorist!
#4 Comment from SHEENA
Time: December 17, 2009, 11:52 pm
Guess what I just bought! There is no end to my Hello Kitty obsession. lol I did not get this bag but the other one she has for Hello Kitty! CHEAPER! 
#5 Comment from Min
Time: December 18, 2009, 1:35 pm
I bet she needs the money for erm “party stuff”
#6 Comment from SHEENA
Time: December 19, 2009, 12:08 am
Maybe she will included some party stuff in my bag purchase. lmao just kidding.
#7 Comment from People Who Comment Obsessively On This Site Have No Life
Time: December 20, 2009, 12:46 pm
I’m no Lindsay Lohan fan, but I don’t really understand what’s wrong with these.
@Cococat, I don’t think the dog can tell that it’s in a Hello Kitty bag, and I don’t think it would care. Dogs are pretty stupid.
#8 Comment from Liz S.
Time: December 22, 2009, 2:56 pm
Whoa! This stuff is selling for over $100! and the top bag is selling for $75! Are you kidding me?!
#9 Comment from Ella x
Time: December 24, 2009, 10:14 am
that first bag is HORRIFIC… eww
#10 Comment from kiki
Time: January 9, 2010, 2:25 pm
uh no way but she needs the money
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