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Hello Kitty Rockband Guitar


It’s important to let all those out there who make a special effort to get their Hello Kitty fanatic significant other something that she would like to immediately stop it. It not only puts you deeper into Hello Kitty Hell, it makes it worse for all of us who are desperately trying to escape from it. Case in point, the Hello Kitty Rockband Guitar:

Hello Kitty Rockband guitar

While getting a Hello Kitty Rockband guitar for any Hello Kitty fanatic should be considered a serious lapse in judgement worthy of excluding you from the human race, it goes far beyond your own torment. That is because as soon as my wife saw it (and I can pretty much assume the same has/will occur with any other Hello Kitty fanatic out there who sees it), I received the Hello Kitty fanatic “this is going to be an extraordinary Hello Kitty hellish day” question: “Why don’t you ever get things like that for me?”

While you may assume that the gift you get your Hello Kitty fanatic partner only effects your little world, it has a rippling effect to every other person suffering in the depths of Hello Kitty Hell. By getting something like this, every other Hello Kitty fanatic feels that they are also entitled to something equally as horrendous. They will then use the example of you getting that Hello Kitty crap for your Hello Kitty fanatic as a reason that they also deserve equally terrifying Hello Kitty crap themselves.

So the next time you feel pressured to get your significant other something covered with the evil feline, don’t just think about yourself. Think about all the other poor souls (or specifically me) that will end up suffering far more as they will likely end up on the couch in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag for not being as Hello Kitty appreciative as you are pretending to be.

Sent in by Josh (photo used with permission) who really does deserve a special place in his own Hello Kitty Hell for ever thinking that 1) getting this for his girlfriend would be a good idea and 2) after doing so, thinking that sending it to me so that my wife could see it would somehow also be a good idea…

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