Hello Kitty Week in Review
It’s that time of the week again to self inflict massive amounts of pain to your brain by looking at the Hello Kitty crap that didn’t make the front page. This email I received sums it up pretty well:
This site freaking proves how deadly and dangerous a place the internets really is. One minute I’m pretending to work while searching guitars on google and everything is great the world is a happy place for me. About 3 clicks and 2 minutes later I’m in “WTF” HelloKittyHell?!!? (The sad part is, I’ve been here like 2 hours looking at hello kitty vibrators and handguns!) — Kelly
Proceed at your own risk:
Hello Kitty Google Chrome Theme
Hello Kitty Sushi Plush (update)
Hello Kitty Snuggie (update)
Hello Kitty Darth Vader Helmet
Hello Kitty Kilt
Hello Kitty Tattoos (photo gallery)
Hello Kitty Scarification (photo gallery)
And just to make the week all the more Hellish, I now have readers whining for Hello Kitty crap from me (which I would obviously already be giving away if the consequences from my wife weren’t so severe)
I was the winner of the Hello Kitty optical mousepad (which I am enjoying, by the way), and I have a sad story. For Christmas, my boyfriend, whom I live with, promised to get me the Build-A-Bear Hello Kitty doll. Instead, he got me nothing. Not a flower. Not a card. Nothin’. Zip. Zilch. He said he “didn’t have time.” This has made me incredibly sad and has RUINED my holiday (especially since I knitted everyone in his WHOLE family personalized scarves, AND got him plenty of Christmas gifts). I feel an injustice has been done to me.
I am aware of you and your lovely wife’s recent return to the US. Welcome back. If you feel obliged to send any of your wife’s extraneous Hello Kitty dolls my way, no matter how small, you would make a Georgia girl’s holiday happy again! I know this request may sound pathetic, but I am feeling despondent and, quite frankly, heartbroken. I wanted a Hello Kitty gift this year, and was severely let down. — Rebecca
Believe me, if you have to rely on someone living in Hello Kitty Hell to rescue you from being despondent because you didn’t get the Hello Kitty crap you wanted for Christmas, you’re going to be despondent for a long, long time…
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Posted: January 17th, 2010 under Hello Kitty.
Comments: 9
Comments
#1 Comment from Myriam
Time: January 17, 2010, 1:49 pm
I would like to get her email or contact information
i’m happy to send to her some Hello Kitty plush.
I can’t understand that her boyfriend did to her
#2 Comment from SHEENA
Time: January 17, 2010, 3:29 pm
She needs to dump him. There is no excuse for that type of behavior. She can do better. And it’s not just about stuff it’s about why he chose not to acknowledge his own girlfriend when she puts her heart out to him. You can do better girl!!!!!
#3 Comment from SHEENA
Time: January 17, 2010, 3:31 pm
I would give her some stuff. Send her my way. You know where you can find me. 
#4 Comment from Snorkie
Time: January 17, 2010, 10:02 pm
O dear! I can see this fellow being incapacitated with the Hello Kitty stungun, then mowed down by the Hello Kitty machine gun.
#5 Comment from Kyoko
Time: January 17, 2010, 11:42 pm
It was MADE for this site, honest:
#6 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: January 18, 2010, 4:16 am
Rebecca, I hate Hello Kitty with a passion, and I still think you have every right to be seriously p!$$ed off with your BF!
#7 Comment from Sanriobaby =^*^=
Time: January 18, 2010, 9:42 am
So funny, but seriously, if her boyfriend didn’t have the time to give her ANYTHING for Christmas, then she shouldn’t have time for him. Anyone who tells you that they didn’t have the time to get you anything doesn’t have you listed as a priority in their lives. It isn’t about the material things, it’s the thought that counts.
#8 Comment from really?
Time: January 18, 2010, 11:11 pm
Really? People are pissed about Rebecca’s BF?
Me and my Boyfriend were so caught up with everything we forgot to get each other gifts.
I think any hello kitty hater should know its not about getting stuff!
Moments make the Holiday People! Moments!!!!
#9 Comment from Destiny
Time: February 15, 2010, 11:51 pm
They Turned Hello kitty into a Sushi Dx I was too scared to Look at the Pictures! Now I have to sit at night and Worry if a Evil Sushi Hello kitty Plush is gonna eat me now..Even though I own Hellokitty Puffy stickers they don’t watch me sleep!
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