Hello Kitty Christ


With Easter just around the corner, it is important for Hello Kitty fanatics to set the record straight about who your savior is. While you may think that it was Jesus Christ that died on the cross for your sins, you’d be wrong. It was the evil feline herself and that is why you should be worshipping her and displaying your devotion for her sacrifice for you:

hello kitty christ

We all know this must be the true vision of history because everyone knows that when you get sacrificed on a cross, this is undoubtedly an event that is surrounded by cuteness as can be seen in the little hearts above, flowers in the hair and the lovely pink background. We also know that Hello Kitty must be the savior because there is far more evidence that Hello Kitty came back to life that Jesus did.

Of course, if you do not accept this version of events, there is only one possible explanation of who Hello Kitty really is — and I can vouch for that being the case because I already live in Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Carlos (from artist Martin Sastre) who should have to be nailed to a cross as punishment for ever thinking that this is something that I would ever want to see…

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23 Responses to Hello Kitty Christ

  1. Stareyes says:

    LOL that is crazy

  2. caryn says:

    The juxtaposition of hearts, flowers and bleeding stigmata is somewhat jarring.

  3. Michelle says:

    Seriously? What was the guy smokin’ when he drew this?

  4. HAHAHA says:

    This is absolutely insane. I’ll pray for the person who drew this.

  5. Okay that’s just wrong and creepy and I am a Hello Kitty Fanatic!

  6. maddy says:

    this is crossing the line..

  7. Acton says:

    Please get rid of this. I like Hello Kitty but please do not give seeker sensitive churches any ideas.

  8. SHEENA says:

    HELLO kitty. lol

  9. yeli says:

    i’m a christian…but pardon me, THIS IS INSOLENCE.

  10. kitteh!! says:

    I’m not sure how I feel about this. On the one hand, HK is not, repeat, not a religious icon, regardless of how HK fans seem to feel about “her”. On the other, I’ve seen a number of more conventional crucifiction paintings which drew their inspiration from Salvador Dali’s “Christ of St John of the Cross” ( (c) Glasgow Museums) (Source of statements about inspiration being the artists) which have similarities (other than details of the crucified figure).

  11. Gail says:

    National Lampoon did this first (and better) back in the 70s or 80s.

  12. Aaron says:

    To everyone who feels offended by this picture I say “so you’re offended, so what?!”

  13. baby says:

    Get your crosses out of your ass, stupid christians.

  14. Jodie says:

    Well, this proves my theory that Hello Kitty is either a man or a menopausal woman. S/he has facial hair, and while I’ve seen some menopausal women with very stubbly beards, the amount of facial hair leads me to believe that Hello Kitty is a man.

    I KNEW IT!!!

  15. Sanriobaby =^.^= says:

    I’m Catholic and this is one of many interpretations of the crucifixion by artists who find this subject provocative. This is how certain artists use religion to gain publicity and fame. I personally find this offensive, not just because it’s the crucifixion, but I feel that ALL religions should be respected and not misinterpreted for the sake of art. With that said, I do see the coralation this artist was trying to express, but using HK as his replacement subject doesn’t carry enough power for most to take the subject of obsession too seriously. He might have chosen another way to express it though, but I guess thats already been done before, so both the subject and execution of his idea isn’t really new or creative. Originality is clearly not his strength here.

  16. lollicat says:

    OMG!!!!!!!!!

  17. Indigo says:

    This is either a very profound statement about the commercialisation of spirituality, particularly the importation and repackaging of Eastern faith to be more palatable to a Western society – or the product of somebody with a weird sense of humour and too much time on his hands.

  18. Wayne says:

    Ok, now lets see Hello Kitty Mohammad. Go on, I dare you.

  19. Fiona says:

    Freaking awesome

  20. Marzipan says:

    I second HK Mohammad. That would be doubly sacrilegious since you are not supposed to depict him at all. But if someone makes a picture like that, please don’t post it on your site. We need you alive so you can document your HK hellish experiences.

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  22. Jaime says:

    people, forget about your religion and being all offended and just focus on the awesomeness of hello kitty. i think this is great!

  23. Kathryn says:

    Jesus is our lord! Our Saviour! One thing all Hello Kitty fans should know is that defying and mocking any religious symbol is a huge sin. I am a Hello Kitty fan myself, but this is going way too far.

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