Hello Kitty Frozen Beef Patty

Add cows to the growing list of animals that despise the evil feline. Apparently, Hello Kitty didn’t feel that creating Hello Kitty hamburgers was enough and decided that she also needed to brand Hello Kitty frozen beef patties as well:

hello kitty frozen beef patty

My wife thinks it would be wonderful if the beef patties are actually the shape of Hello Kitty’s head. She was surprised when I agreed with her (although I conveniently left out the part about how much more enjoyable that would be when throwing them onto the raging flames of the BBQ).

In the scheme of things, most cows probably believe that getting ground into Hello Kitty beef patties is pretty much the worst thing that can happen to them, but they fail to realize that this is likely just the beginning. It shouldn’t take too long for the people at Sanrio to get it into their warped minds that herds of Hello Kitty cows would somehow be a good idea. Cats and dogs already know how horribly that has turned out…

Sent in by Kristin

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11 Responses to Hello Kitty Frozen Beef Patty

  1. Tiff says:

    We should really inform the FDA on this

  2. SHEENA says:

    Someone please sell this to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Sanriobaby =^.^= says:

    I think this is cute to get for little girls as a special treat.

  4. hkfan:) says:

    lol I probably would buy this, me and my sister would get a kick out of eating cute hello kitty hamburgers!

  5. Seraphy says:

    It looks to exactly… no meat in it.

    What kind of beef is pink?

  6. Lisey says:

    Makes me really glad to be vegetarian…

  7. D_peezy says:

    YUMMY! Me eat cat!

  8. osiris says:

    Is it made out of kittys

  9. Maddin says:

    That’s just Hello Kitty packing for normal meat. They have to make it like the famous german Clown Meat. We loved it as kids 20 years ago, and apparently you can still get it at lots of places.
    (It’s even the right color)

  10. Hahaha! Whaat?!?
    Lol, of course I’d buy some of these, so delicious and cute~xD

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