Monthly Archives: March 2011

Hello Kitty Japan Tsunami

I would never encourage anyone to buy Hello Kitty crap, but I know that some of you reading this blog are planning to do so no matter how much a rant and rave. If you are planning to buy anything in the near future, then I would encourage you to do it on Thursday March 31 since 100% of profit will go to help the earthquake and tsunami victems in Japan (you don’t realise how painful if was for me … Continue reading

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Hello Kitty Pierced Finger Tattoo

Once again, it appears that Hello Kitty has decided to take combinations in an unfortunate direction. Hello Kitty tattoos and Hello Kitty piercings are frightening enough on their own, so who would ever doubt that a Hello Kitty fanatic would have the unfortunate thought that putting them together would be a good idea?

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Hello Kitty Short Film

Yep, this comes way, way too close to home to make me feel comfortable… Sent in by Queenie

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Hello Kitty Face Massager

It seems that the people at Sanrio have found that the reintroduction of the Hello Kitty vibrator shoulder massager has been so successful that they needed to add an attachment to their line of products and call it the Hello Kitty face massager:

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Hello Kitty Ear Muffs

The problem with living in Hello Kitty Hell is that there isn’t a season that is safe. The Hello Kitty bikini ensures that I have absolutely no desire for summer to arrive, but then things like Hello Kitty ear muffs (almost as bad as the Hello Kitty hat and mittens) get sent to me and it’s obvious that it’s high time for winter to be over:

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