Hello Kitty Dog Chew Toy
It has already been well established on this blog that dogs that are owned by Hello Kitty fanatics must live in a Hello Kitty Hell on par with mine (for reference for those that might still have any doubt: 1 – 2 – 3 – 4 – 5 – yes, I could go on and on…), so the fact that the evil feline continues to make products specifically for dogs pretty much confirms that there are absolutely no dog lovers working at Sanrio.
Some will undoubtedly argue that the dog being able to chew (at least in part) Hello Kitty isn’t a bad thing, and it’s actually a good thing as it helps to relieve the dog’s frustration. What these people fail to understand is that this is exactly what the marketing people have predicted will happen. The Hello Kitty fanatics will buy the dog toy because they think it’s cute and will be surprised at how quickly and violently their dog annihilates the chew toy. In their ignorance, they will assume that this is because the dog “loves” the chew toy, and therefore will go out and buy another one which, again, will be ferociously dismantled piece by piece out by the of sheer horror of having to lay eyes upon it. Of course, the fanatic will now assume that the dog “adores” the chew toy, and will buy another one. This process will continue with Hello Kitty racking up impressive sales until the dog realizes that it will be much less painful to simply swallow the toy and choke to death — a process that unfortunately and hauntingly seems to foretell my eventual demise…
Sent in by Aurora