Free Hello Kitty Eye Glasses Giveaway

One of the worst things about my life is that people actually think it’s a good idea to send my wife all kinds of Hello Kitty crap. Believe me, the last thing in the world that is needed around my house is anything with the evil feline on it. In most cases, it’s unavoidable that it enters her collection because I have no idea what has been ordered and what hasn’t, but a few days ago a package arrived with a message on the outside that indicated that whatever was inside was a gift (“A little something for Mrs. HKH”). I stealthily brought it inside and opened it to find the following letter:

Dear Mrs. HKH,

I love Hello Kitty almost as much as you do. I’m jealous that you are able to get so many Hello Kitty products that I can only dream of having one day. The one thing that I do love the most in my collection are my Hello Kitty glasses. Everyone compliments me when they see them and tells me how great they look. I am sending you a pair because I know that you will love them as much as I do!

Meghin

As you can plainly see, they’re quite hideous and undoubtedly created to inflict the greatest amount of pain on anyone who happens to come in contact with the fanatic delusional enough to wear them:

hello kitty glasses

hello kitty bow glasses

In the rare situation when I find myself in possession of something that my wife has no idea about, there is only one thing to do — get rid of it before she discovers it. The preferable course of action would be to take a hammer and let all my frustration loose, but that could leave tell-tale signs which would inevitably lead me to having to spend large amounts of time on the couch in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag.

Instead, I will secretly do a little test to see how many of you out there have no qualms of willingly torturing those you love by forcing this painful look on them…

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145 thoughts on “Free Hello Kitty Eye Glasses Giveaway

  1. My husband said if I got anything else hello kitty in the house he will put a batman poster on the dinning room. These will be in the house, but not part of the house and I have to use them because they ate glasses… Perfect!!! Please let me take my husband to HK hell!!!

  2. I would love these for my four year old daughter. My son who was born first has been brought to the dark side by my husband and has been studying to be a Jedi. I swore my revenge the day my girl was born. Victory over SW nerds will be won by these glasses.

  3. these glasses are not hideous. actually, they would not only help me fit in (my friends actually appreciate my sense of style), but they would make my life a little more complete. the ultimate goal is hello kitty domination. now, the glasses please? :)

  4. I would love to wear them! I’m due to get a new pair of glasses, but haven’t got the money. Maybe it’s because I should be wearing these cute HK ones instead!

  5. I am a huge HK fan myself, but I can totaly understand why you would recent having all that Kitty-cuteness forced on you!
    Still I think it’s great that you are willing to suffer, so your wife can enjoy her collection! ^-^

    One aspect of my collection is trying to find the most ugly HK item I can get my hands on….and I think you of all people will agree that there are a lot of realy ugly and strange HK items out there!!
    So ofcourse I would like to winn these…let’s say unique glasses!! They’ll would be at the top of my list of ugly Hello Kitty items!
    Greetings from Holland!

  6. Honestly, it’s not me I want these hideous beasts for. It’s the woman my heart is enslaved to who is a devout worshipper of the demoness queen that is Hello Kitty. I know these monstrosities will bring a huge, bright smile to her face, and so I will suffer the diabolical gaze of these glasses to make my lady giggle with delight; her laughter is soothing music to my ears. Which will be nice since my eyes are aflame with the sight of these glasses.

  7. I’m a teacher and my students lie when I dress up in cute crazy costumes so these would go perfect to teach some crazy lesson! Plus yeah I torture my son with Hello Kitty, but I think he’s used to it by now haha

  8. As an again HK fan, I have been wearing glasses for a few years now. I can’t see very well up close, so I need these awesome glasses to adorn the fine detail of my HK stuff.

  9. I recently went to the “show” in my city and picked up the hello kitty showbag full of goodies. The sunglasses that came in my bag were missing the bow, therefore voiding it’s hello kittybility. I know you probably don’t sympathize with my issue but my poor boyfriend had to carry that giant bag plastered with hello kitty’s face while I went and bought her and her friends in plush toy form. please let me make his life just a little more unbearable.

  10. just imagine the look on my husbands face as I walk around with him while wearing them…i think it would be fun and embarrassing times ;P

  11. i am one of hello kittys biggest fans oh how i would rock these glasses even at my age she is the cutest and i dont even like cats but who can resist her? if i could afford it i would buy everything of hers but i am on a fixed income from being disabled

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