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Hello Kitty Coat

Hello Kitty Hell — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:17:56 +0000

What is it with Hello Kitty fanatics and Hello Kitty plush fashion? Seriously, it’s one of the most disturbing trends for the simple fact that someone with absolutely no fashion sense can look at it and know instantly that they would never be caught dead in something like that. It’s bad enough that these types of outfits actually make their way onto the runway or are produced for special occasions (or worn by people that should never be let out of the house), but for someone to feel that it’s OK to wear a Hello Kitty plush coat as normal everyday wear?

My wife somehow sees that this as a good thing (how the Hello Kitty fanatic mind works I will never understand) and a perfect way to be surrounded by Hello Kitty plushies all day without having to carry them around.

I, on the other hand, find it’s truly a sad day in the fashion world when a large, overweight guy living in a foreign land and absolutely no interest in fashion in any way shape or form — and is only involved in it due to the unfortunate fact that he lives in Hello Kitty Hell — has to let those in the fashion industry know that simply pinning on a lot of Hello Kitty plush to an outfit is not only ridiculously stupid fashion sense, it’s been done so many times that it can’t even be considered edgy or inspired. When I feel there is a more pressing need for me to comment on fashion rather than sit down in front of the TV with a non-Hello Kitty beer and non-Hello Kitty pizza, you know that there is something seriously amiss in the world and that Hello Kitty Hell has just gotten a bit worse…

Sent in by dori who should be forced to wear Hello Kitty plush outfits every day for the rest of her life for ever thinking that sending me this photo could be a good idea.

Hello Kitty Latex Fashion Show

Hello Kitty Hell — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 07:01:08 +0000

I knew that I would regret posting the Hello Kitty handbag fashion show video. As soon as the video was posted, other Hello Kitty fashion show videos started appearing in my email box (to my disgust, but to the delight of my wife). Among these was a Hello Kitty latex fashion show (possibly nsfw)…

As much as Hello Kitty claims that she isn’t about sex, the evidence (the thinly disguised Hello Kitty vibrator, the recent MAC make-up promotions and the Hello Kitty bondage hotel to name just a few examples) points to the contrary and it’s pretty obvious that if the evil feline thinks that it will sell, she is all for it. That, in turn, means that I have a lot more Hello Kitty Hell to look forward to…

Sent in by yelpkh who should have to watch this video over and over as punishment for ever thinking that sending it to me would be a good idea…

Hello Kitty Three Apples Fashion

Hello Kitty Hell — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 16:08:11 +0000

A few more reasons that my sanity is happy that I was able to avoid the entire Three Apples art exhibit and 35th anniversary celebration in person — There was no doubt that the Hello Kitty fanatics would be out in droves with their corresponding hideous Hello Kitty fashion outfits:

Left on twitter by aminerat (via laweekly)

Hello Kitty Burqa

Hello Kitty Hell — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:08:37 +0000

In yet another example that this Hello Kitty 35th anniversary celebration has gone way past the point of sanity, Sanrio invited Portuguese fashion designer Maria Gambina to create a unique fashion piece – the results being the Hello Kitty burqa:

Of course my wife thinks that this is an important fashion statement because “everyone should be able to wear Hello Kitty outfits if they want.” I, on the other hand, see it as yet another example that the evil feline line will go absolutely anywhere in the attempt to make a few extra bucks and has no problem co-opting any religion in doing so. In fact, I have no doubt that Hello Kitty’s plan is to meld all the religions of the world together through Hello Kittification so that we all worship her. Just one more step toward global Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Crocadila (via ebay) who should have to wear a Hello Kitty burqu for the rest of her life as punishment for ever thinking that it would be a good idea to send this to me.

Hello Kitty Lady Gaga Markus & Indrani Photos

Hello Kitty Hell — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 07:01:13 +0000

My was already a fan of Lady Gaga due to her Hello Kitty hair bow and visit to Japan where she professed her love of the evil feline. This has only grown as Lady Gaga posed for a Markus & Indrani photo shoot for the Three Apples art collection (yet another reason to avoid this if at all possible, as if you really needed another reason).

While the Hello Kitty plush dress is quite disturbing, vastly more disturbing is that I immediately knew it had been tried before without success (bikini plush as well). This is information that no man should have stuck in their head. Things from the photo shoot didn’t get any better from there:

Sent in by far, far too many different readers (seriously folks, you need to spend your free time in more productive ways) all of who should have to wear these outfits around town as punishment for ever thinking that sending them to me would be a good idea…

Hello Kitty Headband Bow

Hello Kitty Hell — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 22:30:59 +0000

No matter how much a Hello Kitty fanatic wishes it to be true, putting on evil feline plush ears with a bow is not acceptable behavior. Asking your significant other to try them on “just to see how they look” pretty much assures that you are comfortable with him living in Hello Kitty hell…

Sent in by amara (via hottopic)

Update: Of course, the evil feline would never allow there to be just one of these as monica shows via the Three Apples art exhibit:

Hello Kitty Bra and Panties

Hello Kitty Hell — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:01:58 +0000

In another attempt to get me in trouble with my wife (which has unfortunately succeeded), I am now officially not allowed to look at any women other than my wife in Hello Kitty bras and underwear. I was tempted to ask for her to make it a 100% ban on looking at any women in Hello Kitty bras and panties, but figured I was already in enough trouble…

Sent in by lilly (via Freyja*)

Hello Kitty Underwear Fetish (don’t look – it can’t be unseen)

Hello Kitty Hell — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 00:08:44 +0000

I know it’s going to be a really, really Hello Kitty hellish day when photos like these end up in my email box. I don’t want to know why. I don’t want to know when. I just plain don’t want to know anything about what is going on here. I advise you to turn away while you can because once you’ve seen it, it can never be unseen. It will haunt to far more than any of the previous Hello Kitty nightmares you have had. Unfortunately, I know this from experience:

You might try to console yourself by imagining that the photo has to be photoshopped because there is nobody out there who would do this to himself, let alone anyone around him. Unfortunately, despite my fervent wishes, it appears not to be…

The only positive I can see from these photos is that they may convince my wife that me wearing tight fitting Hello Kitty underwear is not in the best interest of the human race…

Sent in by borg197 (via latfh — language warning) who should be forced to wear a pair of this Hello Kitty underwear for the rest of his life for feeling it necessary to mentally scar my mind by sending me this photo…

Hello Kitty Eye Mask

Hello Kitty Hell — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 17:50:14 +0000

I hate Hello Kitty eye masks. My wife sleeps with them on and there are literally dozens of different patterns on the market. While they help keep the light out of her eyes, they also perpetually have me inches away from dying of a heart attack.

Imagine for a moment that your significant other rolls over while you’re fast asleep and gently snuggles against you. Still 90% asleep, you turn over so that you are face to face, place your arms around her in loving fashion. Still mostly asleep, you then slowly open your eyes expecting to see your significant other’s face and this is what greets you. Unfortunately, this is a far too regular occurrence in Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by sophia

Hello Kitty Push-Up Bras

Hello Kitty Hell — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 13:01:21 +0000

A single Hello Kitty bra is disturbing. The fact that stores sell whole racks of them is a pretty good reason to lose faith in the world:

Sent in by Geoff (via Takecrew) which of course begs to ask the question why exactly he was looking at this stuff…