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Hello Kitty Google Chrome Theme

Hello Kitty Hell — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 20:09:33 +0000

It’s not enough for the evil feline to fill my house with all of her Hello Kitty crap, she now also wants to be part of my browsing the Internet when using Google Chrome. I guess getting this might be a good way to lose a few pounds because there is no way that you are going to be able to keep any food down if you have to look at that all day…

Sent in by Katy (via Chrome Plugins)

Hello Kitty Mimobots

Hello Kitty Hell — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 07:51:45 +0000

One of the few things that I have been able to keep from being Hello Kittified is my own computer, although my wife has tried repeatedly to convince me that a Hello Kitty computer is something that I need. When convincing me to get a Hello Kitty computer failed, she decided to try and brand my computer with the evil feline by purchasing all kinds of Hello Kitty accessories for my computer. The Hello Kitty mimobots are her latest attempt:

The only good news is that this series has stopped at five and won’t be continuing for eternity. That is something that I can’t say about Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by far too many people who should all have to get their computers completely accessorized with Hello Kitty crap for thinking for even a second that sending these to me could ever be a good idea…

Hello Kitty eMac

Hello Kitty Hell — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:01:59 +0000

What’s worse than an Apple lover embracing Microsoft? When users of Apple products start accepting the Hello Kitty and deciding it’s all right to even modify old hardware to celebrate the evil feline. Let’s just pray that this doesn’t foreshadow a whole line of Apple Hello Kitty computers in the future…

Sent in by crystal (and also left via facebook)

Hello Kitty Hand Grenade

Hello Kitty Hell — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 07:06:30 +0000

In her quest to bring “love and happiness” to one and all, the evil feline has given us a wide assortment of Hello Kitty guns and an Hello Kitty armoured personnel carrier. So I guess it should be no surprise to see a variety of Hello Kitty hand grenades available in Call of Duty:

Even worse than the evil feline’s image is that the fear doesn’t stop with the sight of it. When the grenade is used, the following sound effects accompany it:

Flash will go “Meow”
Frag will go “Hisssssss”
Smoke will go “Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”

Not only does it terrorize you with its looks, it mocks you before it completely destroys your life. Sounds a lot like Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Friedrich (via fpsbanana) who should have to play all his computer games from now on with Hello Kitty head-to-toe clad characters as punishment for ever thinking that sending something like this to me could be a good idea…

Update: Hello Kitty continues to show her love for everyone with another hand grenade:

Sent in by martha (via LonleePlanet)

Hello Kitty Nettop Computer

Hello Kitty Hell — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 15:07:21 +0000

You would think that one Hello Kitty computer would be able to satisfy the Hello Kitty masses, but that seems to be far from reality. There are far too many Hello Kitty computers in existence to feel positive about the future of the world we live in (from special occasion Hello Kitty computers to Hello Kitty computer mods). Add yet another one of these to the list of pink hellishness with the Hello Kitty MiNew A10 nettop computer:

The evil feline has decided that she wants to dominate in every computer niche and turn the world of computing pink. She already has the Hello Kitty netbook covered, so it was obviously time in her mind to Kittify a nettop.

Of course, my wife absolutely loves this one and wants one. It doesn’t matter that she already has a Hello Kitty laptop which means that she’ll try to convince me that I need a new computer (which will just happen to be this one). Yet another day in Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by sarah (via akihabaranews) who should have to work on one of these pink atrocities as punishment for ever thinking that sending this to me could be a good idea.

Hello Kitty Worst of and Weekly Photo Dump

Hello Kitty Hell — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 07:01:46 +0000

I received the following question in my email the other day:

What are the worst Hello Kitty products out there?

“Everything?” would be my immediate response. That being said, many of the things that I personally find horrifying never seemed to raise much of a ruckus among the readers here and the Hello Kitty fanatics — well, let’s not even go there. I guess my life has become so Hello Kittified that I have a hard time distinguishing between Hello Kitty bad, Hello Kitty worse and Hello Kitty worst. So here’s a challenge/question – what are the top three worst Hello Kitty items I have listed on this blog (yes, I know there are a number of items even worse that I have not listed, but I try to keep this blog semi family safe) and why do you think so?

I’m hoping that some of you will be able to put together a rational explanation that I can give to my wife to show her that some of this crap is downright crazy — all while not getting me sent to the couch in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag for the rest of the month. Yeah, I know. It isn’t going to work, but I have found that deluding myself that there is hope of one day escaping from Hello Kitty Hell makes the Hello Kitty toast and coffee go down easier in the morning…

Here’s this week’s Hello Kitty photo dump:

Hello Kitty DragonCon Pasties Nightmare
Hello Kitty Birthday Party
Hello Kitty Minivan
Hello Kitty 35th Anniversary Laptop
Hello Kitty Robot
Hello Kitty Bed
Hello Kitty Rain Boots
Hello Kitty Knife
Hello Kitty Pink Room
Hello Kitty Cutting Board
Hello Kitty Mascot Costumes

And a few photo post updates:

Hello Kitty Bra Shop
Hello Kitty Anime
Hello Kitty Bar
Hello Kitty sandwich

Hello Kitty Netbook

Hello Kitty Hell — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 07:01:00 +0000

I should have learned by now that it’s never a good idea to make a random comment about something I want since I live in Hello Kitty Hell. I have been doing more traveling lately which has had me thinking that I really need to buy a netbook so I don’t have to haul around my clunky laptop where ever I go. I mentioned this to my wife who took it upon herself to research and inform me of the Hello Kitty netbooks out there that would be perfect for me and which she wants to buy for me as a gift:

While my wife likes the Medion S1211 (shown above) which comes in both black and white, the one she really thinks that I need is the Hello Kitty Sotec netbook:

There must be something in the Hello Kitty fanatic brain that just doesn’t get the fact that grown men with Hello Kitty gadgets is not only creepy to anyone that sees them, but also greatly increases the chances that they will be spending the night in jail. It certainly looks like I may be facing this unfortunate situation in the near future if my wife has her way — just one more tragedy waiting to become reality in Hello Kitty Hell…

Hello Kitty Computer Case Mod

Hello Kitty Hell — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:44:56 +0000

It’s not enough that Hello Kitty comes out with a new Hello Kittified computer every few months and more Hello Kitty computer accessories than is healthy for anyone that can still refer to themselves sane to have, but of course that is not enough for the true Hello Kitty fanatics. They have to go out and Hello Kittify their computer themselves like this Hello Kitty case mod:

The only possible reason a sane person would do something like this to a computer is if they live in the worst part of town and want to make sure that no matter how many times someone breaks into their place, the thieves won’t leave with the computer. Still, it’s a pretty damn heavy price to pay having to endure the nausea and headaches which surely come to anyone that must look at that thing for more than 5 minutes, let alone use it on a daily basis.

Of course, those that have left the sanity of the real world for Hello Kitty fanaticism take one look at something like this and begin drooling with envy. My wife’s reaction: “Why don’t you make me something like that? It would be a wonderful Xmas gift!” I can tell it’s going to be another long and Hello Kitty Hellish holiday season…

Sent in by Henry who deserves a special place in his own Hello Kitty Hell for not only creating this pink monstrosity, but having the notion that after doing so it would somehow be a good idea to send me photos of the thing…

Hello Kitty Online Game Trailer

Hello Kitty Hell — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 08:01:05 +0000

Yep, this pretty much typifies what I imagine Hell looks like (warning: you don’t want to watch it – spare yourself the trauma and move onto something else. You’ll save yourself from numerous nightmares in the nights to come).

I warned you…

Sent in by far too many people than is healthy to even know about the evil feline including the people at Sanrio Digital who truly deserved to be banished to this game for life for even coming up with the concept…

Hello Kitty Antivirus and Firewall Software

Hello Kitty Hell — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 02:06:37 +0000

You knew that this day would come. Not only does Hello Kitty want to sell you computers (such as this, this and this) in her evil feline image, she now also wants to protect your computer from the inside as well with her new Hello Kitty antivirus and firewall software (while it is currently only available in Chinese, you know it’s only a matter of time…):

As much as I hate to admit it, I think that Sanrio may be onto something here. I mean, I know that every time I see Hello Kitty the only thing that I can think is to run as far away as possible screaming at the top of my lungs and I’m pretty sure that is the reaction of most things (with, of course, the notable exception of Hello Kitty fanatics). Hello Kitty also incites thought so self extermination simply to escape her presence which also works to her advantage in this scenario.

Then again, I have this dark feeling that Hello Kitty’s idea of a virus is anything that doesn’t include Hello Kitty on it which would mean that the only thing which ever would get through the firewall and you could ever view on your computer would be Hello Kitty crap. I also fear that you would have to listen to the Hello Kitty theme song each and every time that a virus was detected. Just the thought of this is turning up the flames in Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Havel (via yingdong) who should have to install this and listen to the Hello Kitty theme song daily for ever thinking that sending this to me could produce anything positive…

UPDATE: I guess Hello Kitty needed to make this to protect your computer against herself…(“The worm executable uses an image of the Hello Kitty character for an icon”)