When everything good in the world meets everything wrong with the world and wrong wins, the unfortunate and all too terrifying result is Hello Kitty bacon…

Further undeniable proof (beyond Hello Kitty sausage) that all is not right in the world…

Sent in by Summer

One of the worst parts of living in Hello Kitty Hell is how the evil feline manages to ruin all types of food. It has already been well established that no food is off limits to her commercialization, and she once again proves that with stunning clarity. Anyone who loves Mexican food should be shedding more than a few tears over the Hello Kitty soft taco tortilla:

As horrible and unnerving as the Hello Kitty tortilla is ( and definitely further proof that there is something seriously askew in the world), you just know it will continue to get even worse…is there really any doubt that the people at Sanrio are already developing Hello Kitty tequila?

Sent in by Susan (via Susan Yuen)

I figured that if I could survive the excruciating pain of having to see all the hideous Hello Kitty Halloween pumpkin creations, I would no longer have to worry about the evil feline being carved into fruits. Unfortunately, I once again greatly underestimated the true diabolical nature within her soul when I was shown a carved Hello Kitty watermelon:

While I hope the Hello Kitty carving stops with this, the fact that these Hello Kitty carvings exist pretty much guarantee that the much less painful (although equally horrific and far too similar looking) Hello Kitty watermelons will continue to exist…

Sent in by klittle

Update: You knew it couldn’t end with just one…

If you have to ask “When is Hello Kitty’s birthday?” or don’t instantly know that it’s November 1, 1974, then consider yourself one of the luckiest people on the planet. If you do know that November first is Hello Kitty’s birthday, you either have been endowed with an unfortunate intellect which for some unimaginable reason gives you the misguided sense to be a fanatic, or have the truly horrible misfortune to be close to a fanatic. And while it’s a truly sad existence to find yourself in either one of the two latter situations, I do believe that everyone should be wished the very best on their birthday. It’s with this in mind that I recalled the one Hello Kitty cake that I could get behind and once again present it to Hello Kitty on her birthday.

Wishing the evil feline everything she most certainly deserves in the year to come…

It’s bad enough that Hello Kitty puts herself all over typical Halloween themes like Hello Kitty pumpkins and Hello Kitty costumes. It’s a stretch when the evil feline starts appearing on Halloween cupcakes and Halloween cookies. You know that there’s absolutely no boundaries when she shows up on a Halloween car, Halloween finger nails and in a Hello Kitty Halloween obento:

Can I just say once again that I can’t wait for this holiday to be over…

Sent in by milli (via akinoichigo)

I guess I should have expected it. If there are Hello Kitty Halloween cupcakes, was there really any doubt that there would also be Hello Kitty Halloween cookies as well?

The cookies have that death icing look which is sure to rot your insides the minute you ingest any of the cookie, leaving you bent over in painful agony for the rest of the day. Come to think of it, that is exactly the reaction I have with most of the evil feline crap that is out there…

Sent in by vivienstar

When it comes to ruining foods, look no further than the evil feline. Her latest endeavor in her never ending quest to put the Hello Kitty name on anything and everything in the world is the creation of Hello Kitty Cheetos:

As you can see by the image just above “Cheetos” on the package, Chester Cheetah seems just as displeased about this development as I am. Who can blame him? Add him to the growing list of those suffering in Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by benita

I guess it was a far too hopeful for me to wish that Hello Kitty could ever be satisfied with the torture that she unleashed on all the significant others of Hello Kitty fanatics with her horrifying Hello Kitty ice-cream because she decided for some unfathomable reason that she also needed a Hello Kitty popsicle version:

I think this would have been 100% better if the Hello Kitty popsicle has been a full body portrait of the evil feline — at least then I could have some satisfaction of where the popsicle stick was shoved…

Left on Twitter by @Vienne

The biggest problem with posting any type of food on this blog (such as yesterday’s Hello Kitty pretzels) is that Hello Kitty fanatics feel it’s somehow their duty in life to send me more Hello Kitty food atrocities. Thus I have things like Hello Kitty gingerbread raisin cookies show up to ensure that I continue to live in Hello Kitty Hell and fear every type of food out there.

I must admit as far as cookies go, raisins seem to do a pretty decent job of showing the evil feline in her true light as some type of demonic space alien that we all know she secretly is…

Sent in by @PazzaArchitect via twitter

If you live in Hello Kitty Hell, you quickly learn that it is never a good idea to mention Hello Kitty and a food product in the same sentence. If you do, the result is often quite unfortunate and you end up with things like Hello Kitty pretzels in front of you:

Sent in by Jeni (via craftster)