I could give you 1000 reasons why I will never play Hello Kitty online, but now I don’t have to because the above video does it all for me. For anyone that thinks their life sucks at this moment, just imagine having to listen to the above song intermixed with this (welcome to my Hello Kitty Hell…):

See, life never looked so good, did it?

Sent in by Kelly who should have to listen to these songs 24/7 for the rest of the year as punishment for making them the default theme songs in our house. May your ears feel the pain that mine do…

left by eignasan via Twitter who says “My boyfriend will love his improved HK controller when he sees it.”

Update: Apparently Gamecube game controllers are also not immune against being Hello Kittified:

Sent in by Fluff who asks, “Why do girls feel the need to collect all that rubbish? Check out what my gf did to my gamecube controller!”

While getting a Hello Kitty Rockband guitar for any Hello Kitty fanatic should be considered a serious lapse in judgement worthy of excluding you from the human race, it goes far beyond your own torment. That is because as soon as my wife saw it (and I can pretty much assume the same has/will occur with any other Hello Kitty fanatic out there who sees it), I received the Hello Kitty fanatic “this is going to be an extraordinary Hello Kitty hellish day” question: “Why don’t you ever get things like that for me?”

While you may assume that the gift you get your Hello Kitty fanatic partner only effects your little world, it has a rippling effect to every other person suffering in the depths of Hello Kitty Hell. By getting something like this, every other Hello Kitty fanatic feels that they are also entitled to something equally as horrendous. They will then use the example of you getting that Hello Kitty crap for your Hello Kitty fanatic as a reason that they also deserve equally terrifying Hello Kitty crap themselves.

So the next time you feel pressured to get your significant other something covered with the evil feline, don’t just think about yourself. Think about all the other poor souls (or specifically me) that will end up suffering far more as they will likely end up on the couch in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag for not being as Hello Kitty appreciative as you are pretending to be.

Sent in by Josh (photo used with permission) who really does deserve a special place in his own Hello Kitty Hell for ever thinking that 1) getting this for his girlfriend would be a good idea and 2) after doing so, thinking that sending it to me so that my wife could see it would somehow also be a good idea…

sent in by freewin (via Charkrem)

Left on Facebook by Teresa and Mandy

You knew it wouldn’t end there, didn’t you?

Sent in by Mandy and Anjh

Sent in by patty

Update: Because if you are going to ruin the Wii, you might as well have multiple ways of ruining the controllers:

Sent in by Amber

Sent in by wiifan

Update: You knew there couldn’t just be one:

Left in comments by Ryouga (via Flickr)

Even worse than the evil feline’s image is that the fear doesn’t stop with the sight of it. When the grenade is used, the following sound effects accompany it:

Flash will go “Meow”
Frag will go “Hisssssss”
Smoke will go “Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”

Not only does it terrorize you with its looks, it mocks you before it completely destroys your life. Sounds a lot like Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Friedrich (via fpsbanana) who should have to play all his computer games from now on with Hello Kitty head-to-toe clad characters as punishment for ever thinking that sending something like this to me could be a good idea…

Update: Hello Kitty continues to show her love for everyone with another hand grenade:

Sent in by martha (via LonleePlanet)

There is just something seriously wrong in the world when a classic game allows railroads to become wagons, Boardwalk to become a hair accessory store and all the money to contain images of the evil feline.

It’s always a disaster when Hello Kitty comes out with a version of any game. My wife assumes that because I like games, I should also like games that have been Hello Kittified. Of course, this puts me in a no win situation. If I try to get out of playing the Hello Kitty version of the game by saying that I don’t like that particular game, then I can never play that game again (and if I have already let it be known I like the game, this isn’t even an option) without the threat of ending up on the couch in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag. The other option is playing the Hello Kitty version which usually means suffering through several hours of pain more awful than slowly having your fingernails ripped from your hands with pliers — which pretty much sums up what it’s like living in Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Jen who should have to play Hello Kitty Monopoly 24/7 for the rest of the year for ever thinking for a minute that sending this to me could be a good idea…

Update: One would assume that one Hello Kitty monopoly game would be enough, but obviously the evil feline would disagree:

Sent in by Friedrich

While a Hello Kitty Wii balance board bag may be slightly better than a Hello Kitty balance board (which is undoubtedly already in production…), it certainly is not so by much. The fact that a new Hello Kitty yoga pad is also available sends shivers down my spine and not a good omen of how things are likely to turn out. That Hello Kitty yoga mat ended up putting me on the couch in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag as well as instructions not to sweat on it while using it. All in all, a sure sign that the fun I used to have on the Nintendo Wii is quickly going to be just another part of living in Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Oliver who really should have to sleep inside the Hello Kitty Will balance board bag (and I’ll even allow for the use of the Hello Kitty yoga pad for some comfort being the gentle soul that I am) for the rest of the year for ever thinking that sending this to me could be a good idea and virtually guaranteeing that I’ll end up back on the couch in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag at some point due to these items…