Hello Kitty Hell » Hello Kitty Guns

Hello Kitty Peace

Hello Kitty Hell — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 21:10:05 +0000

What does the evil feline do when she has plastered herself on a Keltec pistol? You get the fanatics to make it appear that it is all about peace and love (while you continue to add to your stockpile of Hello Kitty weapons so that you can eventually take over the world)

Sent in by kwikrnu

Hello Kitty Colt Gun

Hello Kitty Hell — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 22:35:04 +0000

I think it goes without saying that Hello Kitty has never found a gun she didn’t like. With the number of Hello Kitty guns in existence, the question really should be whether there is a gun model that the evil feline hasn’t put her paws around? You can mark the Colt pistol off the list and add it to her ever expanding armory:

Sent in by Ashley

Hello Kitty Biker Girl

Hello Kitty Hell — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 01:14:05 +0000

You probably believe that when the end of the world arrives, things are going to get bad. What you don’t realise is just how bad that may be. I have no doubt this is exactly what you will see staring at you — and you will instantly know that there is no hope.

There isn’t much that could make one wish for a zombie attack, but all of a sudden an earth full of zombies seems mild by comparison. Of course, if there were a zombie attack, Hello Kitty would make sure that she was also a part of that. Just one more reminder that in the end, we will all be suffering in Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Thomas

Hello Kitty Keltec Pistol

Hello Kitty Hell — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 19:24:07 +0000

While one would assume that Hello Kitty had enough weaponry in her current collection, she feels the need to continue to add to it (further proof that she plans to start her own army) every chance she gets. The latest weapon to be added to her cache is the Hello Kitty Keltec plr-16 pistol:

It really is a sad day in Hello Kitty Hell when there are so many Hello Kitty guns out there that it no longer even shocks me that another one has been created…

Sent in by kwikrnu and top truck, both of who should have to use only this gun at the gun range as punishment for ever thinking that I needed to know about another one of these…

Hello Kitty Tank

Hello Kitty Hell — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 23:40:09 +0000

Having a formidable weapons cache isn’t enough for the evil feline when all it includes is a Hello Kitty Armoured Personnel Carrier. There needs to be more. Thus, something as horrendous as the Hello Kitty tank exists:

This concept, of course, is much more frightening than the Hello Kitty tank itself. Does anyone actually believe that Hello Kitty’s military buildup will be limited to land? The fact that I’m already worried that it’s only be a matter of time before the Hello Kitty fighter jet and Hello Kitty battleship are commissioned and make their way into my email box confirms that I am deep in Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by far too many people who obviously have way, way too much time on their hands who all need to definitely reconsider their logic (and how they choose to spend their time) for ever thinking that sending this to be would be a good idea…

Hello Kitty Gatling Gun

Hello Kitty Hell — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 23:09:36 +0000

It has been more than obvious for some time now that Hello Kitty loves her guns. It has also become glaringly obvious that the evil feline expects that she is going to need all the weaponry that she can possibly get her hands on when making that final push to take over the world. To add to her ever increasing stash, she now has the Hello Kitty rotary gun (with matching Hello Kitty helmet and Hello Kitty ammo case just for good measure)

I’m not sure if I find the fact that someone would actually think this was a good idea as more disturbing, or the fact that every time I post a new Hello Kitty weapon, there are so many fanatics out there that want it. You know that Sanrio is listening and it is only a matter of time before the Hello Kitty military catalogue hits the Sanrio stores…

Sent in by mkt who should have to look down the barrel of this thing when the apocalypse arrives for ever thinking that sending this to me would serve any positive service to the world…

Hello Kitty Pink Gun

Hello Kitty Hell — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 00:39:28 +0000

The evil feline can never have enough weapons to arm her hoards of fanatics when it comes time to forcibly take over the world. Another Hello Kitty pink hand gun to add to that collection:

Sent in by Shelly

Hello Kitty Bombs In Boxes

Hello Kitty Hell — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 06:31:22 +0000

There is no doubt that Hello Kitty loves her guns, so there really is no surprise that the evil feline would also eventually find her face on bombs. While these are artwork, you know that this has inspired the employees at Sanrio, and that it’s only a matter of time before she shows her mug on the real thing…

Surprisingly to me, my wife is not in the least bit offended by these. She seems to have the idea that if Hello Kitty bombs were ever dropped, they would explode with love and happiness instead of shrapnel. I, on the other hand, imagine that they would be filled with toxic gas that would cause delusions that the evil feline was something postive for the world population. This would be far worse, far more painful and far more devastating than any shrapnel bomb could ever be. Now you know for sure that the people at Sanrio are desperately trying to make the Hello Kitty bomb a reality and make my Hello Kitty Hell that much worse…

Sent in by Derek (via his art project Bombs in Boxes) who should have to suffer the consequences of a real Hello Kitty bomb as punishment for giving the people at Sanrio a new idea, and for ever thinking that sending this to me could be a good idea…

Hello Kitty Paintball Gun

Hello Kitty Hell — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:01:26 +0000

I guess when you play competitive games, you have to sometimes sacrifice your dignity in order to win. That can be the only explanation for the Hello Kitty paintball gun. There is no doubt that upon seeing it, any opponent will be instantaneously frozen with both fear and disgust leaving him/her to be a sitting duck just waiting to be picked off. The irony, of course, is that the loser will go home having lost happily, knowing that he doesn’t have to live life with a Hello Kitty paintball gun. The victor, on the other hand, will carry the shame of owning that monstrosity which pretty much ensures lifetime psychological damage for the rest of his life. Even when you think you win with the evil feline, you lose…

sent in by freewin (via Charkrem)

Hello Kitty .45 Caliber Handgun

Hello Kitty Hell — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:01:34 +0000

Another week, another gun to add to the Hello Kitty gun collection. It’s more than a little disturbing that Hello Kitty guns have become so common that my reaction is “oh, another Hello Kitty gun” and no “wtf is wrong with the human race?” It won’t be too much longer that the evil feline will be able to arm her own army…

Sent in by gunlovr