Hello Kitty Hell » Hello Kitty Guns

Hello Kitty Pink Gun

Hello Kitty Hell — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 00:39:28 +0000

The evil feline can never have enough weapons to arm her hoards of fanatics when it comes time to forcibly take over the world. Another Hello Kitty pink hand gun to add to that collection:

Sent in by Shelly

Hello Kitty Bombs In Boxes

Hello Kitty Hell — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 06:31:22 +0000

There is no doubt that Hello Kitty loves her guns, so there really is no surprise that the evil feline would also eventually find her face on bombs. While these are artwork, you know that this has inspired the employees at Sanrio, and that it’s only a matter of time before she shows her mug on the real thing…

Surprisingly to me, my wife is not in the least bit offended by these. She seems to have the idea that if Hello Kitty bombs were ever dropped, they would explode with love and happiness instead of shrapnel. I, on the other hand, imagine that they would be filled with toxic gas that would cause delusions that the evil feline was something postive for the world population. This would be far worse, far more painful and far more devastating than any shrapnel bomb could ever be. Now you know for sure that the people at Sanrio are desperately trying to make the Hello Kitty bomb a reality and make my Hello Kitty Hell that much worse…

Sent in by Derek (via his art project Bombs in Boxes) who should have to suffer the consequences of a real Hello Kitty bomb as punishment for giving the people at Sanrio a new idea, and for ever thinking that sending this to me could be a good idea…

Hello Kitty Paintball Gun

Hello Kitty Hell — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:01:26 +0000

I guess when you play competitive games, you have to sometimes sacrifice your dignity in order to win. That can be the only explanation for the Hello Kitty paintball gun. There is no doubt that upon seeing it, any opponent will be instantaneously frozen with both fear and disgust leaving him/her to be a sitting duck just waiting to be picked off. The irony, of course, is that the loser will go home having lost happily, knowing that he doesn’t have to live life with a Hello Kitty paintball gun. The victor, on the other hand, will carry the shame of owning that monstrosity which pretty much ensures lifetime psychological damage for the rest of his life. Even when you think you win with the evil feline, you lose…

sent in by freewin (via Charkrem)

Hello Kitty .45 Caliber Handgun

Hello Kitty Hell — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:01:34 +0000

Another week, another gun to add to the Hello Kitty gun collection. It’s more than a little disturbing that Hello Kitty guns have become so common that my reaction is “oh, another Hello Kitty gun” and no “wtf is wrong with the human race?” It won’t be too much longer that the evil feline will be able to arm her own army…

Sent in by gunlovr

Hello Kitty Sig Sauer p226 Gun

Hello Kitty Hell — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 13:01:20 +0000

As I have said time and again, Hello Kitty loves her guns…

Sent in by gunlovr

Hello Kitty M4A1

Hello Kitty Hell — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 19:01:27 +0000

Because let’s face it, in the world controlled by the evil feline, there just can’t be enough Hello Kitty guns…

Left in the comments by Brian

Updated: Still not sure I have the correct gun model, but corrected from AK47

Hello Kitty Hand Grenade

Hello Kitty Hell — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 07:06:30 +0000

In her quest to bring “love and happiness” to one and all, the evil feline has given us a wide assortment of Hello Kitty guns and an Hello Kitty armoured personnel carrier. So I guess it should be no surprise to see a variety of Hello Kitty hand grenades available in Call of Duty:

Even worse than the evil feline’s image is that the fear doesn’t stop with the sight of it. When the grenade is used, the following sound effects accompany it:

Flash will go “Meow”
Frag will go “Hisssssss”
Smoke will go “Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”

Not only does it terrorize you with its looks, it mocks you before it completely destroys your life. Sounds a lot like Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Friedrich (via fpsbanana) who should have to play all his computer games from now on with Hello Kitty head-to-toe clad characters as punishment for ever thinking that sending something like this to me could be a good idea…

Update: Hello Kitty continues to show her love for everyone with another hand grenade:

Sent in by martha (via LonleePlanet)

Hello Kitty Machine Gun

Hello Kitty Hell — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 07:01:10 +0000

Because there has never been a gun that Hello Kitty could keep her face off, here is yet another Hello Kitty machine gun:

There are now so many different Hello Kitty guns, it’s no longer even surprising to see one sporting the evil feline (a very worrying sign in Hello Kitty Hell…). In fact, the only surprise with this Hello Kitty machine gun is that the camouflage isn’t done in shades of pink. While this would obviously make the camouflage a lot less effective since the gun would stick out like a sore thumb, it would at the same time put infinitely more fear into the enemy upon seeing what was being aimed at them. I certainly would run for my life if I ever saw something like this…

Sent in by Pierre-Emmanuel who should have to sport this at the next NRA convention in his area as punishment for ever thinking it would be a good idea to send me a photo like this…

Hello Kitty Taser Gun

Hello Kitty Hell — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:19:06 +0000

Because nothing shows the true cuteness and sweet side of Hello Kitty — and the love and happiness she brings to all — as 50,000 volts of electricity streaming through your body:

Of course, the existence of a Hello Kitty taser gun shouldn’t come as a surprise at all considering all the Hello Kitty guns already out there. And if the Hello Kitty taser were used properly (as in Hello Kitty fanatics self-tasering themselves every time the thought of purchasing something Hello Kitty entered their mind), it really could be a benefit for society. Alas, I fear that if my wife ever gets one of these, the only use for it will come right before I get sent to the couch in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag. The fact that Hello Kitty Hell can always get worse is once again shown to be true…

Sent in by Chrissey who should use this device on herself multiple times as punishment for thinking that sending it to me could ever be a good idea.

Hello Kitty Safari

Hello Kitty Hell — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 06:32:19 +0000

Well, I guess I can always dream:

Hello Kitty safari postcard

I think it would have been more appropriate if she had been hunted down with a Hello Kitty shotgun, but then again, who am I to nitpick…

Sent in by Aein (via commercial archive) who deserves a beer on me if we should ever meet for bringing a smile to my face, but next time needs to invite me along for the hunt…