Just in case you were under the deluded impression that Hello Kitty was somehow not wanting to be on absolutely anything and everything that exists, I present the Hello Kitty bullet proof mask:

Unlike many products with the evil feline on them, this one actually makes a bit of sense. I mean, if I ever saw anyone wearing something like this, my first impulse would certainly be shoot first and ask questions later. Of course, I do expect that along side this we will see someone wearing this bullet proof mask with a Hello Kitty chainsaw in hand. It gives me shivers of fear in the deepest part of my spine just thinking about it…

Sent in by haj

It’s not often that I can get behind a Hello Kitty product, but I do have to say that I approve of this. With all the Hello Kitty guns that are out there, it’s about time that they had something worthy to shoot at — namely a Hello Kitty shooting target:

It really is a brilliant marketing strategy. When you ask the average person who would they most like to shoot, Hello Kitty would definitely be at the top of the list for most people meaning that Sanrio could make millions selling these. My only surprise is that people haven’t unloaded on the target enough to make it unrecognizable. I’m sure that was resolved to everyone’s satisfaction a few moments later (and if not, I would be more than willing to take care of it at any time)

Sent in by hkjedi

For a cat that claims to bring love and understanding to the world, Hello Kitty sure does have quite a supply of pink weapons. One would assume that a pink Hello Kitty hand grenade would be more than enough for the evil feline to show her heartfelt kindness to all, but apparently she felt that a single variety of hand grenade just wasn’t quite enough to spread that love around. The solution? A gold Hello Kitty hand grenade, of course:

Something is seriously wrong in the world when Hello Kitty hand grenades no longer even elicit any surprise from me…

Sent in by Jim (via gallery hijinks)

What does the evil feline do when she has plastered herself on a Keltec pistol? You get the fanatics to make it appear that it is all about peace and love (while you continue to add to your stockpile of Hello Kitty weapons so that you can eventually take over the world)

Sent in by kwikrnu

I think it goes without saying that Hello Kitty has never found a gun she didn’t like. With the number of Hello Kitty guns in existence, the question really should be whether there is a gun model that the evil feline hasn’t put her paws around? You can mark the Colt pistol off the list and add it to her ever expanding armory:

Sent in by Ashley

You probably believe that when the end of the world arrives, things are going to get bad. What you don’t realise is just how bad that may be. I have no doubt this is exactly what you will see staring at you — and you will instantly know that there is no hope.

There isn’t much that could make one wish for a zombie attack, but all of a sudden an earth full of zombies seems mild by comparison. Of course, if there were a zombie attack, Hello Kitty would make sure that she was also a part of that. Just one more reminder that in the end, we will all be suffering in Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Thomas

While one would assume that Hello Kitty had enough weaponry in her current collection, she feels the need to continue to add to it (further proof that she plans to start her own army) every chance she gets. The latest weapon to be added to her cache is the Hello Kitty Keltec plr-16 pistol:

It really is a sad day in Hello Kitty Hell when there are so many Hello Kitty guns out there that it no longer even shocks me that another one has been created…

Sent in by kwikrnu and top truck, both of who should have to use only this gun at the gun range as punishment for ever thinking that I needed to know about another one of these…

Having a formidable weapons cache isn’t enough for the evil feline when all it includes is a Hello Kitty Armoured Personnel Carrier. There needs to be more. Thus, something as horrendous as the Hello Kitty tank exists:

This concept, of course, is much more frightening than the Hello Kitty tank itself. Does anyone actually believe that Hello Kitty’s military buildup will be limited to land? The fact that I’m already worried that it’s only be a matter of time before the Hello Kitty fighter jet and Hello Kitty battleship are commissioned and make their way into my email box confirms that I am deep in Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by far too many people who obviously have way, way too much time on their hands who all need to definitely reconsider their logic (and how they choose to spend their time) for ever thinking that sending this to be would be a good idea…

It has been more than obvious for some time now that Hello Kitty loves her guns. It has also become glaringly obvious that the evil feline expects that she is going to need all the weaponry that she can possibly get her hands on when making that final push to take over the world. To add to her ever increasing stash, she now has the Hello Kitty rotary gun (with matching Hello Kitty helmet and Hello Kitty ammo case just for good measure)

I’m not sure if I find the fact that someone would actually think this was a good idea as more disturbing, or the fact that every time I post a new Hello Kitty weapon, there are so many fanatics out there that want it. You know that Sanrio is listening and it is only a matter of time before the Hello Kitty military catalogue hits the Sanrio stores…

Sent in by mkt who should have to look down the barrel of this thing when the apocalypse arrives for ever thinking that sending this to me would serve any positive service to the world…

The evil feline can never have enough weapons to arm her hoards of fanatics when it comes time to forcibly take over the world. Another Hello Kitty pink hand gun to add to that collection:

Sent in by Shelly