While Hello Kitty fanatics don’t realize it, when they hang a Hello Kitty holiday wreath on their door, they are conveniently warning everyone in the neighborhood the terrible dangers that lurk inside. Believe me, you disregard this warning sign at your own peril:

If you ever walk up to a door and see anything even remotely resembling a Hello Kitty holiday wreath, remember that it’s not a welcome sign — it’s a sign that you should run as far and as fast as you can away before you get sucked into Hello Kitty Hell. if not, you may end up like the poor soul in the door window terrified at being trapped in a Hello Kitty torture chamber with no way to escape…

Sent in by Titania

As if there was really a need to have one more reason to want this season to end as quickly as possible (see Hello Kitty Christmas trees and Hello Kitty ornaments if you had any doubts), this should quickly put the question to rest: a Hello Kitty Christmas music video that is guaranteed to haunt you long after the new year begins (you have been warned)

I did warn you. If you happened to not heed my advice, you now know that both your ears and eyes have experienced far more trauma than they were ever meant to endure which pretty much sums up the entire Hello Kitty Christmas experience.

Sent in by Maria from Hello Kitty Junkie who makes a cameo appearance in the video. The video was also filmed filmed at her apartment which is obviously another den of Hello Kitty Hellishness…

I knew that once the Hello Kitty Christmas tree showed up in my email before December even began that things weren’t going to go well this holiday season. This feeling was confirmed when someone, for some unfathomable reason, thought it would be a good idea to send me a photo of Hello Kitty Christmas ornaments:

As you might imagine, I’m not looking forward to what other torturous holiday evil feline covered crap will make its way to my email in the next month, but I think we all know that it will be nothing short of Hello Kitty Hellish…

Sent in by Rachel

Leave it to Hello Kitty fanatics to not have the patience (or common decency) to start sending me horrible reminders of what the next month is going to be like in Hello Kitty Hell. First there was the Hello Kitty Christmas tree which soon lead to another Christmas tree before the floodgates opened (which created a strong case in favor of those who believe the world isn’t worth saving). Was there really any doubt that there would be more Hello Kitty Christmas trees?

Obviously there is one more person that needs to be added to the Hello Kitty Hall of Shame who has that look of wanting to go on a huge killing rampage for being forced to take the photo (is he holding Hello Kitty or getting ready to gut her?) It certainly seems that far too many are being forced to join me in Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Carrie

Update: More horrendousness

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Sent in by Marna

It’s obvious that Hello Kitty wants anyone and everyone to promote her, even if it’s a D-List TV personality wearing an age inappropriate costume. I could go on and on about what a sad train wreck the Bethenny Frankel Hello Kitty costume is, but a couple of photos will do that so much better:

Just one more reason I can’t wait for this holiday to be over…

Sent in by Norma

While I’m not a big fan of any of the Hello Kitty costumes that are out there, I’m especially horrified with this one. I think that this Hello Kitty mummy cosplay model confirms, without a doubt, that Hello Kitty supports eating disorders:

Of course, a skeleton thin dead and rotting corpse lumbering after you does accurately sum up what it feels like living in Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Annie (via laforet)

This is all part of the Hello Kitty Mega Monster Cosplay Collection. If you really want to see something terrifying this Halloween, simply watch the video. I guarantee you won’t sleep well for weeks:

Sent in by Victoria

Apparently there are some people that aren’t simply satisfied with ruining Halloween with an abundance of the evil feline, but also feel it necessary to throw in another beloved iconic toy to ruin as well. When this happens, the result is stuff like the Hello Kitty Lego Halloween figures:

There should be a special place waiting in Hello Kitty hell for any person that does something like this…

Sent in by George (via schfio where you can see the others in this series)

I knew this was coming. I secretly prayed that it wouldn’t, but the mere fact that the evil feline exists pretty much proves that there is no God. It has become an annual torture fest beginning with Hello Kitty Halloween pumpkins landing in my email, then eventually a Hello Kitty Halloween costume ending up there as well. Although I had tried to mentally prepare myself for horror that would undoubtedly appear, I had no idea what an utterly frightening mess it would be. Judge for yourself:

Let’s hope that this fashion disaster convinces all the other fanatics out there that a Hello Kitty Halloween costume is just not in their best interest, and definitely not in the best interest of all the innocent bystanders whose minds will undoubtedly be scarred for life…

Sent in by Tawny

Update: Well, it certainly didn’t take long for the fanatics to prove that they do not learn from example…

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Left by Annette on Facebook

I guess I should have expected it. If there are Hello Kitty Halloween cupcakes, was there really any doubt that there would also be Hello Kitty Halloween cookies as well?

The cookies have that death icing look which is sure to rot your insides the minute you ingest any of the cookie, leaving you bent over in painful agony for the rest of the day. Come to think of it, that is exactly the reaction I have with most of the evil feline crap that is out there…

Sent in by vivienstar

While I do believe that creating a Hello Kitty Halloween pumpkin is the best way to ruin a perfectly good holiday, I guess it’s a great way to scare the hell out of all the kids in the neighborhood and keep them away from your house.

The first Hello Kitty pumpkin submission for 2011 (and let’s all hope that it is the last)

Sent in by Jennyboo

You just knew that more Hello Kitty Halloween pumpkins would come:

Left by Elise on facebook

Sent in by zxtyk (via spencer77)

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Left by Constance on Facebook