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Hello Kitty Halloween Costumes

Hello Kitty Hell — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 20:28:26 +0000

One of the greatest tragedies of living in Hello Kitty Hell is that even when Halloween is over, the torture from the holiday doesn’t end because all the fanatics feel it necessary to email me and my wife their Hello Kitty costumes. All I can say is that I’m just happy that none of them ended up at my front door…

Sent in by Sabree

Sent in by danny

Sent in by Carmen

Sent in by Jaime (”I really wanted to be Hello Kitty and I thought that by duct taping my mouth shut I’d make it more accurate since she doesn’t have a mouth. instead everyone thought I was Hostage Hello Kitty.”)

Sent in by Kay (via myspace bragathon)

Sent in by Samantha (”This is not me, I merely found this picture mixed in with all of the other ones being uploaded for the halloween season.”)

Sent in by Sarah (”Better believe I dragged my husband into it.”)

Hello Kitty Smashing Pumpkins

Hello Kitty Hell — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 17:45:35 +0000

It seems that all of Hello Kitty’s love and kindness wasn’t quite able to save her from this ignoble fate. Now if only I was allowed to do that to our pumpkins each year, I could definitely celebrate the evil feline’s birthday in style each year. Nothing wrong with dreaming…

Sent in by swipper

Update: Almost as satisfying as a smashed Hello Kitty pumpkin is a Hello Kitty pumpkin that goes wrong during the carving…

Sent in by Jaime

Hello Kitty and Disco Stormtrooper Costumes

Hello Kitty Hell — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:52:47 +0000

This is definitely going to be a long and horrifying Halloween if this is any indication of the Hello Kitty Halloween costumes that will be finding their way into my mailbox over the next few days. If you can be judged by the friends you keep, this pretty much explains the Hello Kitty I know…

Sent in by simon

Hello Kitty Darth Vader Halloween Costume

Hello Kitty Hell — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:01:25 +0000

I never thought I would say this (and the fact that I’m about to is further proof that things are incredibly wrong in the world), but the Hello Kitty Darth Vader is becoming downright common. First there was the photoshopped Hello Kitty Darth Vader that lead to anime convention circuit Hello Kitty Darth Vader which lead to the Hello Kitty Darth Vader combination that just should have never come into existence (with the Hello Kitty Darth Vader tattoo thrown in for good measure). So is it any surprise that the Hello Kitty Darth Vader is now seen as an acceptable Halloween costume?

Sent in by swhero

Hello Kitty Halloween Tattoo

Hello Kitty Hell — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 13:01:24 +0000

I have reached the point that I no longer even try to understand why Hello Kitty fanatics choose to ink the stuff they do on themselves. Despite the fact that nobody in the right mind would ever want to see it, I guess that with Halloween so close to the evil feline’s birthday that it had to happen — the Hello Kitty Halloween tattoo:

Sent in by josie

Hello Kitty Munster Tattoo

Hello Kitty Hell — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 13:01:23 +0000

Although the question “why?” is always a constant when it comes to the evil feline and the tattoos that people decide to get of her, sometimes that isn’t even enough. The Hello Kitty Munster tattoo certainly qualifies as the latter:

Sent in by Rachael

How To Make a Hello Kitty Mascot Head

Hello Kitty Hell — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:01:47 +0000

They really don’t celebrate Halloween in Japan, but that doesn’t stop my wife from doing her best to bring the evil feline into the holiday anyway. The one thing that she absolutely hates is that she can’t dress up in a Hello Kitty costume like she sees so many people do in the US, but since this guide on how to create your own Hello Kitty mascot head landed in my mailbox, she’s been strongly hinting that we need to join some of the US Halloween party celebrations in costume. Yet one more thing to worry about in Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by tauney (via instructables)

Hello Kitty Birthday Party

Hello Kitty Hell — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 07:01:04 +0000

I hate my birthday. It’s not that I care that I am getting a year older, but the fear each year of what my wife will do to celebrate it. It’s never a pretty sight and no matter how much I protest, she manages to slip the evil feline into the celebration in some way. The truth is that what she would really like to do is throw me a party like this:

Upon seeing these photos, my wife immediately wanted to know why I couldn’t be a better sport about celebrating my birthday and why I insist that it be free of the evil feline. She thinks I should be a better sport and smile like this man.

Of course, she fails to notice the tightly clinched jaw that indicates that someone is about to die if this continues and the tears of shame that are welling in his eyes at the thought of what will happen when these photos hit the Internet — these moments were exactly why Hello Kitty guns were created and you know that any jury would forgive any massacre that occurred.

This, however, does me little good. Now that my wife has proof that another man has smiled his way through the most horrendous torture imaginable, she believes that there is a way to get me to do the same. Did I mention that I hate my birthday?

Sent in by Mickel who has already suffered far more by having to endure these parties than I could ever wish upon him as punishment for giving my wife ideas of what to do for my next birthday by sending the photos to me…

Hello Kitty True Identity

Hello Kitty Hell — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 13:01:20 +0000

Have you ever wondered what is lurking inside Hello Kitty? Seriously, was there ever really any doubt?

Sent in by maureen (via anime photos)

Hello Kitty Jack-o-Lantern

Hello Kitty Hell — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 18:27:23 +0000

It’s not like there was any surprise that this was coming. My wife loves to create Hello Kitty pumpkins and the fanatics out there have never had a problem sending me their Hello Kitty pumpkin carving creations to give my wife more ideas. I have the distinct feeling that I will be getting more to add whether I want them or not because Hello Kitty fanatics don’t understand the concept of “don’t share” and they seem to feel (for some unfathomable reason) it’s their duty to make my life all the more Hello Kitty Hellish.

Sent in by Alice

Sent in by Jessica

From Shelly via Facebook

Sent in by carmenkitty

Sent in by Gayla

Sent in by hellokitty_luver

Sent in by Layla

Sent in by Ericka (”I thought someone might enjoy seeing an evil Hello Kitty with a katana that I made into a jack o lantern last night.”)

Left by Kathryn via facebook — one for each of the last four years.

Left by MSNikkiD via twitter