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Hello Kitty The Darker Side

Hello Kitty Hell — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 02:10:54 +0000

You’re excited for Halloween because you have decided to go out as Darth Vader. You can’t wait for your friends to see your awesome costume. Then mom says that you have to take your little sister with you. You can’t believe your rotten luck. Having your little sister tagging along is going to ruin everything. You think that it is the worst thing that could ever happen to you. That is until you see your little sister’s costume:

Hello Kitty has shown once again that the Dark Side gets all that much darker when she is involved…

Left on twitter by @AngelaDaniels (via Spidergirl’s Random Thoughts)

Hello Kitty Buddha

Hello Kitty Hell — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 21:34:49 +0000

There are two truths about Hello Kitty: She’ll piggy back on anything that she thinks will sell her brand and go anywhere to do it. It is because of this truth that it is no surprise (although still stomach churning) that the evil feline has found her way to Burning Man in the form of Buddha (never say that Hello Kitty discriminates against religions). I guess Burning Man is now off my lists of events to attend…

Sent in By Patrick

Hello Kitty Louvre Museum

Hello Kitty Hell — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 02:26:17 +0000

More proof that the entire world is going to Hello Kitty Hell. You know that all is not right in the world when the the evil feline is prominently displayed in the gift shop of the supposed bastion of high art. I guess I won’t be traveling to the Louvre Museum anytime soon:

Sent in by Janet who says “This is the gift shop at the Louvre Museum! Even my 6 year old was unimpressed.”

Hello Kitty Theme Song Ending

Hello Kitty Hell — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 22:40:09 +0000

There is never a good reason for anyone to ever have to listen to the Hello Kitty theme song (besides possibly terrorist interrogation). Despite this, not listening to the Hello Kitty theme song is not a realistic possibility if you live with a Hello Kitty fanatic. I guess if one must listen to it, there should be, at the very minimum, a quality ending.

Sent in by James

Hello Kitty Bow Ring

Hello Kitty Hell — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:23:26 +0000

There really should be a law that prohibits the combination of Hello Kitty and rings which should have been evident from the Hello Kitty wedding rings. Of course, the evil feline would never let the horror stop there. Case in point — another hideous left-over from the Three Apples event which should obviously die a fiery death, but people keep insisting on sending me: The Hello Kitty bow ring.

I guess Hello Kitty fanatics like the boxing glove look (although I must admit that simply seeing this makes me want to punch something)…

Sent in by far too many people who obviously have way too much time on their hands and are clinically blind.

Hello Kitty Men

Hello Kitty Hell — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 23:16:50 +0000

Seriously, I don’t even want to know:

Left by Alessandro Olivieri on facebook

Hello Kitty Por Vida Tattoo

Hello Kitty Hell — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 23:22:13 +0000

In the never ending line of Hello Kitty tattoos that make you thankful that you have at least an ounce of common sense, we now add the Hello Kitty Por Vida tattoo. I’m sure there will never be any regrets here with this tattoo just as there are never any regrets of forever giving your life to a gang…

Sent in by Senorita Cheeba

Hello Kitty Pink Gun

Hello Kitty Hell — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 00:39:28 +0000

The evil feline can never have enough weapons to arm her hoards of fanatics when it comes time to forcibly take over the world. Another Hello Kitty pink hand gun to add to that collection:

Sent in by Shelly

Hello Kitty Seaweed

Hello Kitty Hell — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:45:06 +0000

Hello Kitty continues her quest to make sure nobody ever wants to eat again (or at least immeasurably suffer when it comes to eating food). Apparently being able to punch faces of Hello Kitty out of seaweed isn’t enough for the evil feline. For those that feel that it is too much effort to punch Hello Kitty’s face (oh how that would be so much better of a sentence if it was being used in a different context), you can now actually buy seaweed that has Hello Kitty on it:

Sent in by Peter

Hello Kitty Chemical Factory

Hello Kitty Hell — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 22:28:55 +0000

Was there ever really any doubt that the evil feline has a number of chemical factories across the world? The problem was that these Hello Kitty chemical factories were hidden across various countries in secret locations so they could spew out their mind altering gas (seriously, is there any other logical explanation for Hello Kitty fanatics?) without any protests. The first of these Hello Kitty chemical factories has been found:

Sent in by lilly (via elfo streetart – image used with permission)