Once again, the people at Sanrio leave no doubt that they are willing to partner with absolutely anyone in order to make a buck. Can there really be any other explanations for Hello Kitty teaming up with Hooters?

I guess it could be worse (NSFW), but then we already know that it can always get worse when it comes to Hello Kitty. You know that the Hello Kitty x Playboy partnership announcement is just around the corner…

Sent in by far too many people who obviously have way too much time on their hands…

The evil feline seems determined to place herself in the center of drug culture because, let’s face it, there is absolutely no place the evil feline isn’t willing to go to make a buck. With Hello Kitty cocaine (and cocaine straw), Hello Kitty bong (and hk x LV bong), and Hello Kitty ecstacy you knew that there would be Hello Kitty pipes out there:

I guess we can feel somewhat relieved that these didn’t try to top the Hello Kitty Butthead pipe, but the reality is that this is simply another step into the depths of Hello Kitty hell…

Photos sent in by Chelsea and valerie

As if science isn’t having enough trouble in schools, fanatics somehow thought this would be a good idea — the Hello Kitty periodic table:

Of course, the truly scary part of this is that it’s not beyond comprehension that one day all periodic tables in schools may look like this, which tells me that I have definitely been in Hello Kitty Hell far too long…

Sent in by Ashlin

I knew that things weren’t going to be good as soon as Hello Kitty duct tape came to existence. This was quickly confirmed with the Hello Kitty duct tape purse and then there was absolutely no doubt with the Hello Kitty duct tape dress. Of course, fanatics of the evil feline couldn’t leave bad enough alone and decided that a Hello Kitty duct tape bra was in order:

The sad (and extremely terrifying) part of all this is that you know it won’t end here and that the people at Sanrio are probably already at the drawing board thinking up a complete Hello Kitty duct tape fashion line. Somehow I have a feeling that 2012 isn’t going to provide much of an escape from Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Miss Meow Detroit

Yet another poor soul that ended up in the tattoo shop after too much Hello Kitty beer and thought this would be a good idea…

Another in the long line of Hello Kitty tattoos that will undoubtedly regretted…

Sent in by finly

Seriously, the people at Sanrio have gotten to the point that not only are they not even trying anymore, they are actively testing to see if there is anything that Hello Kitty fanatics won’t buy. Can you really come to any other conclusion when they are willing to release a product called “Who Pooped on My Toothbrush?” toothpaste in strawberry flavor?

I still don’t understand the fascination of Hello Kitty x Poo, but obviously Hello Kitty fanatics think it’s a good thing to brush their teeth with. What’s ultimately so sad is that no matter how hard Sanrio employees try, and no matter how ridiculous the products that they come up with, the fanatics will continue to see them as cute and buy them. Is it really any wonder that more and more are finding themselves in Hello Kitty Hell?

Sent in by Nam Yoon Kim (with dedications to Nam Hee Kim and Orchid Lee)

When everything good in the world meets everything wrong with the world and wrong wins, the unfortunate and all too terrifying result is Hello Kitty bacon…

Further undeniable proof (beyond Hello Kitty sausage) that all is not right in the world…

Sent in by Summer

What is worse than a Hello Kitty car? A Hello Kitty car where you are more horrifically distressed inside it than those are on the outside looking at the paint job (and believe me, the people on the outside are trembling with fear). This is why you never let a Hello Kitty fanatic decorate the interior of a car:

Of course, I could be mistaken here. Someone may have simply gotten really sick after drinking a couple of gallons of Pepto-Bismol and simply thrown up all over the inside of the car. On second thought, that is obviously not the case since that would undoubtedly be far more appealing than the interior of this car…

Sent in first by Kayla Z (and then by far too many others)

If Hello Kitty fanatics are willing to carve the evil feline into their skin (as well as branding), I guess that it really shouldn’t be a surprise that someone would also have no issue having Hello Kitty stabbed into their back with a bunch of acupuncture needles:

You know that the people at Sanrion have already put together a plan to start manufacturing Hello Kitty acupuncture needles so that this can become a new trend. I mean, really, there’s nothing like showing your devotion to a fictional character than by having numerous needles stuck into your skin so that they create a beautiful blood pattern of her…

Sent in by Kitten Takara

Just in case you were under the deluded impression that Hello Kitty was somehow not wanting to be on absolutely anything and everything that exists, I present the Hello Kitty bullet proof mask:

Unlike many products with the evil feline on them, this one actually makes a bit of sense. I mean, if I ever saw anyone wearing something like this, my first impulse would certainly be shoot first and ask questions later. Of course, I do expect that along side this we will see someone wearing this bullet proof mask with a Hello Kitty chainsaw in hand. It gives me shivers of fear in the deepest part of my spine just thinking about it…

Sent in by haj