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Hello Kitty Brick

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The problem with Hello Kitty Hell is that even something that is already far more horrendous than most people can imagine without wanting to physically hurt themselves can be made infinitely worse by additions that the Hello Kitty fanatic wants to make. Take, for example, the Hello Kitty house. Most people would take one look at that and pull out a Hello Kitty gun to quickly end their misery. The Hello Kitty fanatic, on the other hand, decides what the Hello Kitty house really needs is to be built out of Hello Kitty bricks:

Hello Kitty brick

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Hello Kitty Darth Vader (not photoshopped)

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Update: Only in the deepest depths of Hello Kitty Hell could someone imagine it would be a good idea to make Darth Vader wear a pink skirt. and then actually make it into a costume. For some unfathomable and unfortunate reason Let the Wookie Win decided to show me these depths:

Hello Kitty pink skirt Darth Vader

Seriously, one would think that people would tend to shy away from a terrible idea once it had been done (and graphically shown what a horrendous idea it really was), but then one could never accuse a Hello Kitty fanatic of thinking (sent in by Ryan)…

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Many people are aware of the Hello Kitty Darth Vader that was photoshopped, but what many aren’t aware of is that someone who saw that photoshop thought (for some reason that nobody that is sane will quite understand) it would actually be a good idea to create a real life Hello Kitty Darth Vader costume and shows up at various events:

Hello Kitty Darth Vader

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Hello Kitty Demonstration March

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There are a huge number of truly scary things that I come across living in Hello Kitty Hell, but a mob of men in lighted pink tutus marching down the street holding giant Hello Kitty heads certainly ranks near the top:

Hello Kitty demonstration march


(video addition via Mari in the comments)

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Hello Kitty Samurai Warrior

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Anyone that lives in Hello Kitty Hell knows that Hello Kitty is more than happy to place her image on virtually anything. So it really shouldn’t come as a surprise that the evil feline would also like everyone to believe that she has been around forever (or at the very least, hundreds of years) because that is the only explanation for the Hello Kitty samurai warrior:

Hello Kitty samurai

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Jello

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I try to avoid showing any Hello Kitty food to my wife because when photos of it end up in my email, three incredibly tortuous things happen. It goes without saying that I have to hear about how cute the Hello Kitty food item is for the next week. During that time I’m under constant threat that my wife will actually try to make the Hello Kitty food item in question which will mean that I will have to eat it. Then there is the whole “only Hello Kitty food diet” that inevitably comes back to life that my wife still believes would be a good idea. With this in mind, I jumped back in fear when the Hello Kitty Jello landed in my email:

Hello Kitty jello

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Pink Stormtrooper

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It used to be that Hello Kitty Star Wars stuff was photoshopped, but apparently — for some unfathomable reason — the people at ComicCon in San Diego thought that bringing Star Wars and Hello Kitty together for real would be a good idea. The result? Hello Kitty revealing her true identity under a pink stormtrooper outfit:

Hello Kitty pink stormtrooper

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Captain Kirk Star Trek Figure

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It was bound to happen. With the large number of Hello Kitty Star Wars crap out there, you knew it would be only a matter of time before the evil feline started to invade Star Trek as well. The initial warning shot fired was the Hello Kitty Klingon, so it should be of no surprise that there exists a Hello Kitty Captain Kirk figure:

Hello Kitty Captain Kirk

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Hello Kitty The Simpsons Dungeon

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It’s nice to know that there are others out there that know the true fear that Hello Kitty should install in all of us. If you were to create the scariest dungeon imaginable, it would be a lot easier than most people imagine — simply fill it with Hello Kitty. The Simpsons agree with me:

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