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Hello Kitty Tattoo Plush

Hello Kitty Hell — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:50:15 +0000

If there is one thing that the evil feline can’t stand, it’s her image appearing on stuff where she hasn’t been able to fleece the buyer for the majority of their last paycheck. Because of this, Hello Kitty tattoos have always posed a problem for her. The solution for body piercings was simple. The idea of a Hello Kitty tattoo gun never seemed to catch on except in prison. So Hello Kitty has done the only thing she can to capitalize on the Hello Kitty tattoo trend by creating a Hello Kitty tattoo plush:

Of course, my wife loves this and this plush has my wife thinking about getting a tattoo again. As I have mentioned on numerous occasions in the past, my wife really wants a Hello Kitty tattoo. My only saving grace up to this point is that she also fears needles — a fear that I highly encourage her to keep by describing over and over and in minute detail the excruciating pain that the tattoo needle can cause — because I know what the the Hello Kitty Hell which will result if she somehow manages to overcome this brilliant fear that every Hello Kitty fanatic should have.

Sent in by fredrick who should have to get multiple Hello Kitty tattoos all over his body as punishment for once again peaking my wife’s interest in getting a Hello Kitty tattoo and ever thinking that sending this to me could be a good idea…

Hello Kitty Pinhead Tattoo

Hello Kitty Hell — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:23:22 +0000

In the never ending display of Hello Kitty combo tattoos that make absolutely no sense and will undoubtedly seem just as smart to have gotten 25 years from now, we have yet another entry — the Hello Kitty Pinhead tattoo.

Sent in by far too many people…

Hello Kitty Halloween Tattoo

Hello Kitty Hell — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 13:01:24 +0000

I have reached the point that I no longer even try to understand why Hello Kitty fanatics choose to ink the stuff they do on themselves. Despite the fact that nobody in the right mind would ever want to see it, I guess that with Halloween so close to the evil feline’s birthday that it had to happen — the Hello Kitty Halloween tattoo:

Sent in by josie

Hello Kitty Munster Tattoo

Hello Kitty Hell — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 13:01:23 +0000

Although the question “why?” is always a constant when it comes to the evil feline and the tattoos that people decide to get of her, sometimes that isn’t even enough. The Hello Kitty Munster tattoo certainly qualifies as the latter:

Sent in by Rachael

Hello Kitty Tattoo Promo

Hello Kitty Hell — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:13:58 +0000

When I get things like this in my email box, I fear that there really is no escaping Hello Kitty Hell (or any hope for the human race). The whole Hello Kitty tattoo thing has gotten so bad that tattoo shops are now celebrating the evil feline’s 35th anniversary by having Hello Kitty discount tattoo promotions. Seriously…

Sent in by Rachael

Hello Kitty I Kill Suckers Tattoo

Hello Kitty Hell — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 12:01:36 +0000

There are seriously far too many Hello Kitty tattoos in this world ranging from horrible to “I can’t believe my eyes” hideous. This “I Kill Suckers” Hello Kitty tattoo definitely makes it into the top tier of the I can’t believe my eyes category:

Sent in by gruntsmasher

Hello Kitty Weekly Photo Dump

Hello Kitty Hell — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 07:01:40 +0000

Here’s this week’s Hello Kitty photo dump of photos sent in that didn’t make the front page of this blog:

Hello Kitty Uterus Plush
Hello Kitty Guitar Meow!
Hello Kitty Jelly Belly Jelly Beans
Hello Kitty Cat Litter
Hello Kitty Asics Shoes
Hello Kitty MP3 Player

And a few photo post updates:

Hello Kitty Darth Vader
Hello Kitty Coffee Maker
Hello Kitty Computer Keyboard
Hello Kitty Stormtrooper Tattoo

Hello Kitty Tongue Tattoo

Hello Kitty Hell — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 07:01:50 +0000

I guess the Hello Kitty tongue stud and the Hello Kitty lip tattoo weren’t the only oral fixations the evil feline has when branding herself on others. Apparently it’s also important for her to exist as a Hello Kitty tongue tattoo:

I’m sure that Hello Kitty fanatics have a perfectly reasonable explanation as to why someone would want to do this which makes perfect sense to them, and I’m also sure that this same explanation will be completely incomprehensible to me and anyone else with common sense. Maybe it was someone that wanted Hello Kitty inside her and this was the best she could do or that there is some hidden meaning in putting Hello Kitty into your own mouth since she doesn’t have one on her own. All I know is that it’s a disturbing Hello Kitty trend that I’m praying my wife finds no interest in pursuing or Hello Kitty Hell will definitely be taken down to an entirely new level…

Sent in by bonnietrey who should have to get a Hello Kitty tongue tattoo as punishment for ever thinking for an instant this would be something that should be sent to me…

Hello Kitty Lip Tattoo

Hello Kitty Hell — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 07:01:45 +0000

A perfectly normal response to something that seems incomprehensible would be “wtf — why would someone do that?” I know that I have lived in Hello Kitty Hell far too long because when the Hello Kitty lip tattoo ended up in my email box, my reaction was not “wtf — why?” but a resigned “I’m surprised someone didn’t do this sooner…”

Of course, I’m not entirely sure what the meaning of having the evil feline tattooed to the inside of your lower lip is unless you have an obsession of wanting to thrust your lower lip out to strangers and let them get a good look at how well your brushed your teeth with Hello Kitty toothpaste. What’s worse is this seems to me like it would be a perfectly reasonable action for a Hello Kitty fanatic to take which only confirms that I’m far too deep in Hello Kitty Hell these days…

Sent in by dreamkitten who should be forced to get a Hello Kitty lip tattoo as punishment for thinking that sending this me could ever be a good idea and making me realize the sad and disturbing fact that practically nothing Hello Kitty surprises me anymore these days…

Hello Kitty Angel Devil Tattoo

Hello Kitty Hell — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 07:01:42 +0000

I know that Hello Kitty Hell has moved to an entirely new level when Hello Kitty fanatics not only want to get their tattoos on this blog, but are willing to get me in trouble with my wife to do it. There is really no other way to explain this Hello Kitty angel and devil tattoo photo:

I don’t know why I continue to torture myself and actually open the Hello Kitty emails sent to me. I guess there is always the faint hope that the submission will actually bring a smile to my face rather than fill me with horror. So when this email arrived, I opened it and my wife walked into the room a few seconds later:

wife: “What are you looking at?” eyebrows raised in a way that tells me I shouldn’t be looking at it.

me: “It’s a photo sent to me of a Hello Kitty tattoo” I say thinking this will be the end of it (yeah, right — stupid me)

wife: Eyebrows now raised more than ever. “That’s a Hello Kitty tattoo?” she asks with sarcasm dripping from every word.

me: “Yes, look here. See. Right here. A Hello Kitty angel tattoo and a Hello Kitty devil tattoo” I say pointing in the general direction of the two tattoos.

wife: “….”

me “No really. Look. Look closely. See, right there” I say, pointing directly at them hoping this will somehow help stop things from going from bad to worse, but in doing so — quite unfortunately — placing my pointing finger directly on both breasts in the photo (you try pointing out those tattoos and not do the same thing). “This was sent to me to show off the two Hello Kitty tattoos…”

wife: Arms now folded, eyebrow in the highest arch possible, with a slight tapping of the foot thrown in for effect: “….”

me: Realising that I’m trapped no matter what I say and trying to turn the tables: “I thought you said that if it is Hello Kitty, then it’s OK” I say and then instantly regret doing so…

wife: Both eyebrows now arched (I didn’t know this was possible) with foot tapping harder and more impatiently: “….”

me: Accepting the inevitable, I walk to the closet to get the Hello Kitty sleeping bag to spend the night on the couch…

Sent in by Kayla who deserves unthinkable punishment beyond her Hello Kitty tattoos for imagining that sending me this photo would not only be a good idea, but also not get me in serious trouble with my wife…