Left by Jenna on facebook

Sent in by christine

So the evil feline not only claims that she is the son of god, but she also claims that she is her own mother at the same time. Is there really any doubt that she also believes that she is her own dad? The mere fact that I even have to write and contemplate this proves beyond a doubt that I live in Hello Kitty Hell…

Left by Marykate on Facebook who should have to suffer eternal punishment (which I guess she is in a sort of way since this is her tattoo) for making me even ponder about the above scenario and for thinking that showing this to me would result in anything positive for the world.

Update: One would assume that a single virgin mary tattoo would be enough to torture the world, but obviously they would be wrong:

Sent in by Kate

Truth be told, I know exactly where the image for this tattoo came from. I have seen this image before on far more occasions than I wish to remember. It was taken directly from the deepest, most horrifying nightmares I have — for that is exactly what Hello Kitty looks like in them as she mocks me for having to live in Hello Kitty Hell…

Left by @valeriafla on Twitter who has already given herself so much more punishment that I could ever imagine wishing upon her for letting me know abut it by the mere fact that this is permanently inked somewhere on her body…

This scenario of how the world ends is far more plausible than anyone should care to admit. There are Hello Kitty airplanes, so a Hello Kitty fighter jet isn’t a stretch. There is a Hello Kitty armoured personnel carrier, so a Hello Kitty tank is probably already in production. And we all are already all too familiar with Hello Kitty and her machine guns. All I know is that Hello Kitty continues to keep the heat roaring in Hello Kitty Hell by continually showing that things can always get worse…

Sent in by someone that would prefer to remain anonymous, but still deserves to have unspeakable punishment rained down upon them for ever thinking that sending this to me would be a good idea…

Sent in by Senorita Cheeba

Despite the terrible combo, I can understand why someone might think it is a good idea to place these two characters together. They both possess true evil that is unimaginable to most of us, and obviously the world would be a better place if Hello Kitty was restrained in this fashion. However, trying to equate Hello Kitty to Hannibal Lecter is just plain wrong because, quite frankly, the evil feline is so much worse. She not only wants to eat your brain, she wants you to eat her brains as well.

Of course, the most frightening thing about this is that there will undoubtedly be a worse Hello Kitty combo tattoo arriving in my email box in the far too near future — and thus ensuring my continued existence in the depths of Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Nickey Lynn who has punished herself far more than I could ever wish upon her by the simple act of having to live with this unfortunate ink combo…

So how do you make a wtf tattoo even worse? Create it in such a way that after people look at in in bewildered horror, they have no idea what exactly it is. You then have to explain exactly what the parts of the tattoo are just so people can figure it out.

Apparently the blue part is Hello Kitty’s skull and ribs, while the pink are her intestines and brain. Of course, once you do understand exactly what it is, it makes it all that much more worse which pretty much sums up everything that makes its way into Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Angela who really should have to get this tattoo herself (although being friend with someone that has this tattoo may come close to punishment itself) for ever thinking that sending this to me could be a good idea…

Update: You knew that there would have to be more than one of these tattoos out there, and of course you’d be correct (and yet another tattoo where there are bound to be great regrets years down the road):

Sent in by Steph

As I’ve said on numerous occasions, the fact that there are so many Hello Kitty tattoos out there is a pretty good sign that there are some serious problems with the human race.

There really aren’t that many things in Hello Kitty Hell that scare me more than some of the Hello Kitty tattoos I’ve seen. The thought of Hello Kitty on LSD is one of them, right up there with living in Hello Kitty Hell on LSD. Either way, those two things should never be mixed if continued sanity is something that you want in your life (and that isn’t even touching on her having a mouth and tongue).

Sent in by Hello Kizee who deserves the worst punishment possible for ever thinking that sending this to me could be a good idea, but having a friend named Pinky that actually has this tattoo is far worse punishment which trumps whatever I could think of by many degrees of magnitude…

Sent in by glamonster who has already given herself far more punishment by getting this tattoo than I could ever wish upon her…