This scenario of how the world ends is far more plausible than anyone should care to admit. There are Hello Kitty airplanes, so a Hello Kitty fighter jet isn’t a stretch. There is a Hello Kitty armoured personnel carrier, so a Hello Kitty tank is probably already in production. And we all are already all too familiar with Hello Kitty and her machine guns. All I know is that Hello Kitty continues to keep the heat roaring in Hello Kitty Hell by continually showing that things can always get worse…

Sent in by someone that would prefer to remain anonymous, but still deserves to have unspeakable punishment rained down upon them for ever thinking that sending this to me would be a good idea…

Sent in by Senorita Cheeba

Despite the terrible combo, I can understand why someone might think it is a good idea to place these two characters together. They both possess true evil that is unimaginable to most of us, and obviously the world would be a better place if Hello Kitty was restrained in this fashion. However, trying to equate Hello Kitty to Hannibal Lecter is just plain wrong because, quite frankly, the evil feline is so much worse. She not only wants to eat your brain, she wants you to eat her brains as well.

Of course, the most frightening thing about this is that there will undoubtedly be a worse Hello Kitty combo tattoo arriving in my email box in the far too near future — and thus ensuring my continued existence in the depths of Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Nickey Lynn who has punished herself far more than I could ever wish upon her by the simple act of having to live with this unfortunate ink combo…

So how do you make a wtf tattoo even worse? Create it in such a way that after people look at in in bewildered horror, they have no idea what exactly it is. You then have to explain exactly what the parts of the tattoo are just so people can figure it out.

Apparently the blue part is Hello Kitty’s skull and ribs, while the pink are her intestines and brain. Of course, once you do understand exactly what it is, it makes it all that much more worse which pretty much sums up everything that makes its way into Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Angela who really should have to get this tattoo herself (although being friend with someone that has this tattoo may come close to punishment itself) for ever thinking that sending this to me could be a good idea…

Update: You knew that there would have to be more than one of these tattoos out there, and of course you’d be correct (and yet another tattoo where there are bound to be great regrets years down the road):

Sent in by Steph

As I’ve said on numerous occasions, the fact that there are so many Hello Kitty tattoos out there is a pretty good sign that there are some serious problems with the human race.

There really aren’t that many things in Hello Kitty Hell that scare me more than some of the Hello Kitty tattoos I’ve seen. The thought of Hello Kitty on LSD is one of them, right up there with living in Hello Kitty Hell on LSD. Either way, those two things should never be mixed if continued sanity is something that you want in your life (and that isn’t even touching on her having a mouth and tongue).

Sent in by Hello Kizee who deserves the worst punishment possible for ever thinking that sending this to me could be a good idea, but having a friend named Pinky that actually has this tattoo is far worse punishment which trumps whatever I could think of by many degrees of magnitude…

Sent in by glamonster who has already given herself far more punishment by getting this tattoo than I could ever wish upon her…

Here’s a tip that you should write down immediately and never forget. Never, ever get drunk with a Hello Kitty fanatic when she has tattoos on her mind. Granted, the guy probably thought he was doing something “cute” in his drunken stupor when the alcohol was dulling his stupidity warning system. Unfortunately, he woke up with a splitting headache the next day which grew immeasurably greater when he realised that he had inked the Hello Kitty onto his leg.

Of course, my wife thinks this is a wonderful idea and started to talk about how we should get matching Hello Kitty tattoos as well as soon as she saw these. I immediately reminded her in detail about her fear of needles and how painful getting a tattoo would be. While this has thankfully delayed the talk of tattoos again for the time being, you know that it’s only a matter of time before this topic takes Hello Kitty Hell to new depths…

Sent in by Michelle who has already punished herself and her boyfriend far more than I ever could imagine doing, since one day they will wake up and actually realise what they have branded themselves with…

Of course, my wife loves this and this plush has my wife thinking about getting a tattoo again. As I have mentioned on numerous occasions in the past, my wife really wants a Hello Kitty tattoo. My only saving grace up to this point is that she also fears needles — a fear that I highly encourage her to keep by describing over and over and in minute detail the excruciating pain that the tattoo needle can cause — because I know what the Hello Kitty Hell which will result if she somehow manages to overcome this brilliant fear that every Hello Kitty fanatic should have.

Sent in by fredrick who should have to get multiple Hello Kitty tattoos all over his body as punishment for once again peaking my wife’s interest in getting a Hello Kitty tattoo and ever thinking that sending this to me could be a good idea…

Sent in by far too many people…

Sent in by josie