What is worse than a Hello Kitty car? A Hello Kitty car where you are more horrifically distressed inside it than those are on the outside looking at the paint job (and believe me, the people on the outside are trembling with fear). This is why you never let a Hello Kitty fanatic decorate the interior of a car:

Of course, I could be mistaken here. Someone may have simply gotten really sick after drinking a couple of gallons of Pepto-Bismol and simply thrown up all over the inside of the car. On second thought, that is obviously not the case since that would undoubtedly be far more appealing than the interior of this car…

Sent in first by Kayla Z (and then by far too many others)

We are all well aware that the evil feline has taken over both land and air. It appears that she isn’t satisfied with these two domains and that she also has set her sites on water with the Hello Kitty sailboat:

Of course, the truly terrifying part is that we all know that the Hello Kitty battleship can’t be far behind…

Sent in by Summer (via sailing anarchy)

I guess it’s sort of appropriate that EVA Air has announced today that they will once again start flying Hello Kitty planes since this is the time of the year when things that you thought were long dead come back to life in order to both haunt you and eat your brain (something that the evil feline seems quite adept at doing). Yes, there will be a Hello Kitty plane once again to torture all those that have the unfortunate curse of actually knowing a fanatic that would think this is a good thing. Supposedly there are going to be 3 different Hello Kitty airplanes (just to increase the pain to the next level) that will be based out of the place that also gives the world the Hello Kitty airport, although Eva Air unveiled only this Hello Kitty plane pattern today:

As with the previous Hello Kitty airline campaign, the outside, inside, and many of the on-board accessories (boarding passes, napkins, baggage tags, flight attendant aprons) of the planes will be decked out with Hello Kitty which should give all military forces across the world a tempting target. The only possible good that might come out of this terrifying news is the return of the Hello Kitty barf bag since they will once again be in great demand…

Sent in by noami

I knew that I would probably regret putting together a photo album of all the different Hello Kitty cars that exist, and it sure didn’t take long for the regret to arrive in my email. No sooner had Sammy Bear on facebook asked the question, “Out of all the cars so far…where is a Prius? just saying” did this a Hello Kitty Prius photo show up (like anyone would doubt that a Hello Kitty Toyota Prius existed…)

Then there’s this video showing how to destroy a Prius bt covering it with the evil feline:

I’m now frightened to even think about what other Hello Kittified cars fanatics have thoroughly ruined may exist out there on the roads waiting to terrorize me…

Video sent in by Ryan, photo sent in by kaybeth (via asian shopping cart”)

As I have stated before, the Halloween season is the start of a lot of Hello Kitty Hellishness. One would hope that the evil feline would be able to keep the theme somewhat on target with Hello Kitty pumpkins and Hello Kitty costumes with very little deviation into such things as Hello Kitty Halloween cupcakes, Hello Kitty Halloween tattoos and Hello Kitty Halloween nails. Of course, that would be hoping for the impossible as the Hello Kitty Halloween car so perfectly illustrates:

Why exactly anyone would want to drive around in a Hello Kitty car, let alone a Hello Kitty Halloween car, is so far beyond my comprehension that it ranks up there with someone thinking that a Hello Kitty forehead tattoo or a Hello Kitty scar would be a good idea, although I do have to admit that it’s one of the scariest Halloween things I have seen in a long time…

Left by Sarah Lara on the HKH Facebook page

Antonio Garay is a 6-foot-4, 320-pound NFL defender. Usually I would have nothing bad to say about someone who could undoubtedly do me great physical harm, but Antonio also proudly drives a Hello Kitty smart car:

Despite the risk of having him show up at my door and twisting me into a pretzel, I have to tell the truth. Antonio has become so delusional with his ability to endure the pain inflicted upon him in the NFL that he has recklessly assumed that he can live with any pain that the evil feline might throw his way. He doesn’t realise how wrong he is, as he will quickly realise when his significant other insists that he wears these. Either that, or he has had his head slapped so many times that he can no longer think clearly. Either way, he’s unwittingly headed into a life of Hello Kitty Hell from which he will never be able to escape.

Sent in by Binks

I’m not sure exactly what the obsession is with Hello Kitty and cars (then again, I don’t understand the obsession with Hello Kitty and anything, so that isn’t saying much), but there is an annoying trend of branding every car accessory possible with the evil feline. The Hello Kitty exhaust pipe, Hello Kitty car headlights and, of course, Hello Kitty car rims are just a few of many examples. Add the Hello Kitty car door lock to the mix of these hideous car accessories:

If you ever get into a car and see these lock you in, realise that there is no way you are getting out until you reach Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by ahmad

Simply knowing that there are Hello Kitty scooters (as well as Hello Kitty motorcycles and Hello Kitty helmets), was there ever really a doubt that a Hello Kitty moped existed?

I guess this is useful if you don’t want anyone to steal your moped because nobody in their right mind would ever want to be caught with something as hideous as this. Then again, you would also have to accept the carnage of wrecks you are likely to cause with so many people trying to get as far away as fast as possible from it without regard to others (think stampede at a crowded stadium) when it is seen on the streets. No doubt that Hello Kitty biker girls will adopt the Hello Kitty moped into their mode of transportation — or even worse, my wife will decide that this is something that we need. One more thing to fear in Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Kemi (via stoke gallery)

You probably believe that when the end of the world arrives, things are going to get bad. What you don’t realise is just how bad that may be. I have no doubt this is exactly what you will see staring at you — and you will instantly know that there is no hope.

There isn’t much that could make one wish for a zombie attack, but all of a sudden an earth full of zombies seems mild by comparison. Of course, if there were a zombie attack, Hello Kitty would make sure that she was also a part of that. Just one more reminder that in the end, we will all be suffering in Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Thomas

Further proof that the evil feline can be found on absolutely anything that is being sold: Hello Kitty motor oil:

Why do I get the distinct feeling that this was inspired by the recent BP oil disaster?

Sanrio Employee 1: Did you see that oil disaster in the Gulf of Mexico?

Sanrio Employee 2: Yes, it’s a shame that something so trivial is getting so much publicity instead of Hello Kitty.

Sanrio Employee 1: Is there anything we can do about it?

Sanrio Employee 2: Hey, I have a great idea. Why don’t we create Hello Kitty motor oil so that Hello Kitty isn’t overshadowed by BP?

Sanrio Employee 1: Wow, what a great idea!

Because, seriously, what self respecting Hello Kitty fanatic would be willing to put regular old motor oil into the engine of their Hello Kitty vehicle?

Sent in first by dean (and far too many others via engadget) who probably is doing what any self respecting Hello Kitty fanatic would do — spreading the Hello Kitty oily love all over wildlife to emulate BP in an attempt to get more publicity for Hello Kitty — because only someone with a thought process like that would ever think that sending this to me would be a good idea…