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Hello Kitty Biker Girl

Hello Kitty Hell — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 01:14:05 +0000

You probably believe that when the end of the world arrives, things are going to get bad. What you don’t realise is just how bad that may be. I have no doubt this is exactly what you will see staring at you — and you will instantly know that there is no hope.

There isn’t much that could make one wish for a zombie attack, but all of a sudden an earth full of zombies seems mild by comparison. Of course, if there were a zombie attack, Hello Kitty would make sure that she was also a part of that. Just one more reminder that in the end, we will all be suffering in Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Thomas

Hello Kitty Motor Oil

Hello Kitty Hell — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 19:04:19 +0000

Further proof that the evil feline can be found on absolutely anything that is being sold: Hello Kitty motor oil:

Why do I get the distinct feeling that this was inspired by the recent BP oil disaster?

Sanrio Employee 1: Did you see that oil disaster in the Gulf of Mexico?

Sanrio Employee 2: Yes, it’s a shame that something so trivial is getting so much publicity instead of Hello Kitty.

Sanrio Employee 1: Is there anything we can do about it?

Sanrio Employee 2: Hey, I have a great idea. Why don’t we create Hello Kitty motor oil so that Hello Kitty isn’t overshadowed by BP?

Sanrio Employee 1: Wow, what a great idea!

Because, seriously, what self respecting Hello Kitty fanatic would be willing to put regular old motor oil into the engine of their Hello Kitty vehicle?

Sent in first by dean (and far too many others via engadget) who probably is doing what any self respecting Hello Kitty fanatic would do — spreading the Hello Kitty oily love all over wildlife to emulate BP in an attempt to get more publicity for Hello Kitty — because only someone with a thought process like that would ever think that sending this to me would be a good idea…

Hello Kitty Honda Fit

Hello Kitty Hell — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 22:51:04 +0000

One would think that with all the Hello Kitty cars that already exist in the world (Hello Kitty Ferrari, Hello Kitty Pick-Up Truck and Hello Kitty VW Bug to name just a few — and I know you really don’t want me to go on which, unfortunately, I could…), that the evil feline would finally decide that there would not be a need for any more. Of course, you would be wrong. Apparently Honda has jumped in bed with Hello Kitty to create the Hello Kitty Honda Fit:

My wife loves it and thinks that we should get one. I tried to explain that it would be extremely dangerous to own something like that. There would undoubtedly be huge numbers of people thrown into instant fits of road rage when forced to look at it resulting in an early exit from life for anyone that was driving it. Then again, an early exit would be the most humane thing anyone could do for someone that was unfortunate enough to be seen driving something as hideous as that…

Sent in my Fiona who should have to ride around in a Hello Kitty Honda fit for the rest of her life as punishment for ever thinking that sending me these photos would result in anything besides my wife sending me to the couch in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag…

Hello Kitty Tank

Hello Kitty Hell — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 23:40:09 +0000

Having a formidable weapons cache isn’t enough for the evil feline when all it includes is a Hello Kitty Armoured Personnel Carrier. There needs to be more. Thus, something as horrendous as the Hello Kitty tank exists:

This concept, of course, is much more frightening than the Hello Kitty tank itself. Does anyone actually believe that Hello Kitty’s military buildup will be limited to land? The fact that I’m already worried that it’s only be a matter of time before the Hello Kitty fighter jet and Hello Kitty battleship are commissioned and make their way into my email box confirms that I am deep in Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by far too many people who obviously have way, way too much time on their hands who all need to definitely reconsider their logic (and how they choose to spend their time) for ever thinking that sending this to be would be a good idea…

Hello Kitty Reflector

Hello Kitty Hell — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:56:48 +0000

My wife has failed in her attempts to get me a Hello Kitty bike with Hello Kitty bike tires, but that has not stopped her from trying to Hello Kittify my current bike. Her latest attempt was placing this reflector of the evil feline on the back of both of our bikes. While my wife insists that the Hello Kitty reflector is there for safety reasons, my guess is that having this on our bikes has greatly increased the potential of getting hit as motorists now take direct aim at us…

Hello Kitty Ferrari

Hello Kitty Hell — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:25:09 +0000

You know that the results are not going to be good when a Hello Kitty fanatic has a lot of money. The one fact that we could console ourselves with when seeing the Hello Kitty Ferrari was that it was photoshopped, but you knew it was simply a matter of time that a Hello Kitty fanatic with a lot of money thought that making a real Hello Kitty Ferrari would be a good idea. If you love cars, simply walk away at this point and don’t come back because you won’t be able to undo what you have just seen:

While the horrific mutilation of this car brings tears of pain to my eyes, my wife absolutely loves the idea of a Hello Kitty Ferrari. She would love to have one among the fleet of Hello Kitty cars that she hopes to one day own. Sometimes it’s a true blessing that there are limited funds here in Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by SFR (via dekit) who should have to have all his future cars Hello Kittified as punishment for ever thinking that sending these photos to me would be a good idea…

Hello Kitty Roller Coaster

Hello Kitty Hell — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 16:01:29 +0000

I’m really not sure what is more disturbing — the fact that Hello Kitty roller coasters even exist or that a grown male would insist on sitting in the front of one…

Sent in by kristy

Hello Kitty Car Window Decal

Hello Kitty Hell — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:01:11 +0000

It has always seemed that Hello Kitty has been subtly letting me know how she feels about me. While my wife insists that the 1974 pose is Hello Kitty sucking her finger, it seems that she is doing something a little different with her middle finger to me. Well, it turns out that the evil feline has decided to end the subtleties and let everyone know exactly how she feels about them. Welcome the true feelings Hello Kitty has for you:

Sent in by drekls

Hello Kitty Razor

Hello Kitty Hell — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 07:01:06 +0000

Yet another company sells its soul to the evil feline and Hello Kitty continues her quest to Hello Kittify every form of transportation possible with a marketing deal that will have Razor produce Hello Kitty razors in the near future:

This news is quite depressing to me because I have been thinking of getting a Razor for short distance transportation around Japan. My wife knows this and hasn’t been all that enthusiastic about it (“it’s something that only kids use”) when I mentioned it the past, but she has abruptly changed her mind (imagine that…) with the news that Razor will be making Hello Kitty models in the coming months. In fact, she has gone so far to suggest that we could share one or even get a matching pair which would make a wonderful gift for each of us (I can already tell that this Christmas is not going to be good).

I’m pretty damn sure that a 6′ 3″ foreigner riding around on a Hello Kitty razor in Japan would quickly land me in jail as a thief of young girl’s toys. When I tried to explain that the Hello Kitty razor was actually mine, they would undoubtedly extend my stay in the cell for being mentally unstable if they could not designate it as some other type of illegal activity. All I know is that no matter what eventually happens, it’s not going to be good and will likely increase the heat in Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by trinity who should have to travel by only Hello Kitty razor for the rest of her life as punishment for sending this photo and news to me and giving my wife the horrific idea that the Hello Kitty razor would be a good thing for me…

Update: Apparently a push Hello Kitty Razor wasn’t enough and the people at Sanrio deemed against all logic and humanity that the world also needed an electric Hello Kitty Razor scooter as well (and it will only put you back $150).

Sent in by Amy (via Amazon)

Hello Kitty Gangster Car

Hello Kitty Hell — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 16:49:59 +0000

It’s not often that the initial reaction of my wife to something with the evil feline on it is one of puzzlement, but that is exactly what her reaction was when she saw the Hello Kitty gangster car. She sat silent for several minutes studying the photo before looking at me and matter of factly stating, “But the car isn’t even cute.” I think this is a first that the evil feline has failed to cutify (I know, that isn’t even a word, but I know I’ve heard Hello Kitty fanatics use it before) something she has been placed on in the eyes of my wife…

First sent in by ~Dawn C (then by far too many people after that) via People of Walmart

Update: A pimp car to go with the gangster car:

Sent in by gloria (via sojones)