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Hello Kitty Fanatic Significant Other Photo

Hello Kitty Hell — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:35:09 +0000

The worst part of having a Hello Kitty fanatic as a significant other is that they think that taking photos of you with Hello Kitty things is cute. If you are naive enough to indulge this urge of the Hello Kitty fanatic, you end up with photos like this of you holding a Hello Kitty bath mat and awkwardly smiling toward the camera:

Your first major mistake was indulging the Hello Kitty fanatic and taking the photo. Your second major mistake was assuming that this photo was a fun little episode between the two of you. While you thought that this photo was only going to be seen in private, the Hello Kitty fanatic had other ideas and decided to send it to a website like this to try to convince me what a great significant other you are.

The result is that you end up on the Internet holding a Hello Kitty bath mat with an awkward smile on your face for friends, co-workers and the rest of the world to see. It doesn’t take long for you to realize that the “innocent” photo that you took was in reality the confirming fact that you are living in Hello Kitty Hell. I’m sorry to be the one to have to break the news to you…

Sent in by Stephanie who now has to explain to her “sweet hubby” how she ever thought for a split second that sending this photo to me could be a good idea…

Update

Sent in by Kay who will also have to explain to her husband how she ever thought for a split second that sending this photo to me could be a good idea…

Left in the comments by Re (via wiskerno) saying “My significant other willingly posed with a bunch of hello kitties knowing that it was going on the Internet” who now must be fully regretting any short term gain he got from this stunt as the reality of the Hello Kitty Hell sets in.

Hello Kitty Photo Dump Posts

Hello Kitty Hell — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 15:52:41 +0000

It’s that time of the week again where you have the choice to go outside, enjoy the day and keep your sanity, or go through all the posts that didn’t make the front page of this blog. I highly recommend the first option, but for those of you who are into self torture, there is plenty to make you have nightmares:

Hello Kitty Toilet (update)
Hello Kitty Sex Slave (update)
Hello Kitty Sandwich Bag Mod
Hello Kitty Gumball Machine
Hello Kitty Religious Cross (update)
Hello Kitty Credit Card (update)
Hello Kitty Smart Car (update)
Hello Kitty Canopy
Hello Kitty Debit Card (update)
Hello Kitty Paintball Gun
Hello Kitty Halloween Costumes (w/ updates)
Hello Kitty Smashing Pumpkins
Hello Kitty Pinhead Tattoo

Hello Kitty Photo Dump

Hello Kitty Hell — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:12:15 +0000

It’s that time of the week again when those posts that that didn’t make the front page are listed for self induced torture for those who decide for some unfathomable reason that you must go and visit them (It must be car wreck syndrome — you know you shouldn’t look, but you have to anyway…). The scariest part is that it seems no matter how many of these I list, more still arrive – a constant Hello Kitty Hell…

Hello Kitty Nails (update)
Hello Kitty .45 Caliber Handgun
Hello Kitty Radio Controlled Truck
Hello Kitty and Disco Stormtrooper Costumes
Hello Kitty Box Cutter
Hello Kitty Swine Flu Mask
Hello Kitty eMac
Hello Kitty Jack-o-Lantern (update)
Hello Kitty Bloodfest
Hello Kitty Darth Vader Halloween Costume
Hello Kitty Halloween Tattoo
Hello Kitty Three Apples Fashion
Hello Kitty Headband Bow (update)
Hello Kitty Roller Coaster

Hello Kitty Weekly Photo Dump

Hello Kitty Hell — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 07:01:31 +0000

Another week and another list of photos that didn’t make the front page of the blog, but are still worthy of Hello Kitty Hell. As always, it’s best to turn off your computer or move onto another blog and ignore these because you will surely wish you hadn’t seen them if you click on the links. For those that feel a lot of pain and anguish is exactly what you need at the moment, click away…

Hello Kitty Crystal Music Player
Hello Kitty Munster Tattoo
Hello Kitty Car Window Decal
Hello Kitty Nails
Hello Kitty Sig Sauer p226 Gun
How To Make a Hello Kitty Mascot Head
Hello Kitty Detox Cute and the Beauty Junkies Song
Hello Kitty Cutting Board (update)
Hello Kitty Pokemon Fetish (nsfw – or your sanity)
Hello Kitty True Identity
Hello Kitty Hello Kitty (update)
Hello Kitty Jack-o-Lantern
Hello Kitty Shower

Hello Kitty Weekly Photo Dump

Hello Kitty Hell — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 17:14:49 +0000

For those of you that enjoy torturing yourself to no end, here are the photos from the last week that didn’t make the front page of the blog, but still will send shivers down your spine (just don’t do it – you’ll be much happier if you avoid these links and go for a long walk – you have been warned…)

Hello Kitty Porn Star Tera Patrick (sfw)
Hello Kitty Farmville
Hello Kitty Tattoo Promo
Hello Kitty Sushi Plush
Hello Kitty Gangster Car
Hello Kitty Telephone Booth
Hello Kitty Nori Cutter
Hello Kitty Skis (update)

See, I told you…

Hello Kitty Photo Dump

Hello Kitty Hell — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 17:08:40 +0000

For those that want to torture themselves more, some of the photos that have been added this past week that didn’t make the front page:

Hello Kitty M4A1 Gun
Hello Kitty Headband Bow
Hello Kitty Bra and Panties
Hello Kitty Samsung Media Player
Hello Kitty Smurfs
Hello Kitty Wii
Hello Kitty Bathroom Mirror
Hello Kitty Hilary Duff Skateboard

And the following posts were updated with new photos:

Hello Kitty Three Apples Art

Hello Kitty Hell Lecture and Photo Dump

Hello Kitty Hell — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 18:45:52 +0000

I just received an email from someone that wanted to know if I wanted to give a lecture about Hello Kitty. I’m not sure if I should feel honored by the request or devastated that Hello Kitty Hell has reached such depths…

This past week’s Hello Kitty photo dump before I start crying:

Hello Kitty Digital Scale
Hello Kitty Diamond Sapphire Doll – $150k
Hello Kitty Eye Mask
Hello Kitty MAC Cosmetic Signage
Hello Kitty Pick-Up Truck
Hello Kitty Guitar Hero Wii Guitar Mod
Hello Kitty Louis Vuitton Bong
Hello Kitty “I Kill Suckers” Tattoo
Hello Kitty Longboard Surfboard

Hello Kitty Anthropology & Weekend Photo Dump

Hello Kitty Hell — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 07:01:45 +0000

My wife now wants to become an Anthropologist. What would cause my wife to all of a sudden want to be an Anthropologist? Well, it seems that if you are one Christine R. Yano and an Anthropology professor at the University of Hawaii, you can get paid to write research papers such as Wink on Pink: Interpreting Japanese Cute as It Grabs the Global Headlines which is all about Hello Kitty. The fact that Cambridge University Press would be willing to publish anything related to the evil feline and give her any academic credence at all goes to show how fast the world is spinning out of control.

And for those who can still keep their food down after reading that, here is the past week’s hello Kitty photo dump which will surely leave your stomach feeling a little lighter:

Hello Kitty Panty Liners
Hello Kitty Wall Display
Hello Kitty Push-Up Bras
Hello Kitty Carabiner
Hello Kitty Appliances
Hello Kitty Birthday Balloon
Hello Kitty Kellogg’s Loops
Hello Kitty Rice Krispies Treats
Hello Kitty Pink Laptop
Hello Kitty Reebok Shoes
Hello Kitty Shopping
Hello Kitty Vodka

Anthropology article link sent in by tsnere

Hello Kitty Fanatic Experiment

Hello Kitty Hell — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:01:25 +0000

It’s always an adventure (to put it diplomatically) when walking with a Hello Kitty fanatic. Usually they look at my wife, then look at me bravely smiling and give that sympathetic look — tears beginning to well up in their eyes at the pure injustice of it all — which is reserved for the truly unfortunate beings of the world; small kids starving in Africa and me.

Then there are the times when I am forced out on my own with some Hello Kitty item in hand and have to face the unapproving wrath reserved for serial killers and terrorists on the nation’s most wanted list.

So when Not That Kind of Girl decided to parade around as a Hello Kitty fanatic as an experiment, I instantly felt sympathy for her.

True Hello Kitty fanatics have the unique ability to deflect all of the looks of terror of those around them and magnify them onto the non fanatic in the area. This was what she was in for, so I wasn’t at all surprised by her findings:

It’s hard to say which is worse: that the cashier so coldly cut off my life philosophy, or that I was actually starting to believe my own chirpy pro-Kitty blathering. Continuing the walk, I paused with a grin of delight to babytalk an approaching bulldog (standard practice! I’ve never been rebuffed!), and the young owner physically placed his hand between me and the dog and scooted the thirty-pound animal in a wide berth of me on the sidewalk. Jesus. Did I accidentally put on a KKK hood this morning?

Then again, a KKK hood might have been helpful. At least it would have covered the damn (Hello Kitty) barrettes.

Two blocks away from my sister’s place, my get-up finally attracted its first fan. I stood at a corner waiting for a light to change; six or seven feet away, a barefoot (presumably homeless) man, carrying a defunct ghettoblaster and begging for change, gnashed his arms at passers-by and growling obscenities. Equidistant between the two of us stood a prim young-ish mother escorting her five-year-old home from Hebrew school, and waiting on the same light. “Look!” cooed the child, stretching up toward my necklace. Her mom looked me up and down. And up again. Then scooted her daughter three steps closer to Obscene Beggar…

Welcome to the daily life of someone living in Hello Kitty Hell…

Hello Kitty Twitter, Hello Kitty Facebook and Hello Kitty Photos

Hello Kitty Hell — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 07:17:47 +0000

It’s truly beyond me why people that read this blog want me to also post on twitter and facebook since the regular blog posts should be enough to make any normal person go insane, but it’s a request that I get way too often. For your own mental health, I strongly encourage you not to sign up for either, but to keep my email clear of the whining requests, I have gone ahead and done it. If you dare to expose yourself to more torture from the evil feline than any person should endure, you can follow Hello Kitty Hell on twitter and Become a fan of Hello Kitty Hell on facebook.

In addition, I have started a Hello Kitty photo section so that 1) I don’t have to receive the same photos again and again and 2) Hello Kitty whiners will stop emailing me the same photos yet again (after sending them again and again) asking me why I don’t place the photos that they send again and again to me up. This section will be the photo dump area where you should only venture when you feel the need to inflict vast amounts of pain on yourself. For example, this week’s Hello Kitty photo dump includes:

Hello Kitty High Heel Shoe Phone
Hello Kitty Smart Car
Hello Kitty Belly Dancer
Hello Kitty Pregnant Cake
Hello Kitty Coffee Maker Toaster Oven

Welcome to a glimpse of my Hello Kitty Hell…