One Man’s Life With Cute Overload
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I guess with all the other types of Hello Kitty guns that are out there, it shouldn’t be a surprise that there is also a Hello Kitty shotgun (with Hello Kitty shotgun shells and other various Hello Kitty bullets as well…)
Posted: April 7th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Guns, Hello Kitty Strange.
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All I can say is, this poor boy. Life is not looking good if your mom makes you fly a Hello Kitty kite…
Posted: April 6th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Toys.
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It seems to me that if there was one area that Hello Kitty wouldn’t be able to Hello Kittify everything, it would be the construction business. Of course, the evil feline continues to break any and all boundaries of decency so I guess it shouldn’t come as a surprise that there is a Hello Kitty power sander:
Posted: April 4th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Gadgets, Hello Kitty Strange.
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It seems that on a past Simpson’s episode, Lisa quits smoking using Hello Kitty nicotine patches
Posted: April 3rd, 2008 under Hello Kitty Health, Hello Kitty Strange.
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It’s been well established that Hello Kitty can’t leave anything alone that may be popular that doesn’t have her on it. She co-opts anything and everything and turns what used to be something that could be enjoyed by all into a horrific example of everything that it wrong. Case in point — the Hello Kitty rubber duck:
Posted: April 2nd, 2008 under Hello Kitty Baby, Hello Kitty Strange, Hello Kitty Toys.
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HKH Editor note: All I can say is be very careful what you wish for when it comes to Hello Kitty Hell because things will always turn out much worse than you could ever imagine…enjoy the next two weeks
By darlene
Hello Kitty is a fashion icon that everyone loves and cherishes. True men embrace her because they have no fear of their masculinity. It’s is only men that have issues with their manhood that don’t like Hello Kitty and feel it necessary to say bad things about her. That is why Hello Kitty has started a men’s line of clothing which will be a huge success. This man is a true man and shows his fashion sense with a Hello Kitty snow cap:
Posted: April 1st, 2008 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Strange.
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This is why Hello Kitty fanatics scare the hell out of me – they fashion things like this Hello Kitty bikini bottom that they believe is sexy, but just leaves everyone who sees it saying wtf?!?
Posted: March 31st, 2008 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Sex, Hello Kitty Strange.
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Hello Kitty themed stores freak me out because there is no question that it will end up on my wife’s lists of places we must visit some day. It’s bad enough that I will someday be tortured into having to go to the Hello Kitty sweet shop, the Hello Kitty hotel (or even worse, the Hello Kitty love hotel) and the Hello Kitty hospital, but when it comes to evil feline and Hello Kitty bras, the Hello Kitty bra shop is a nightmare come true:
Posted: March 30th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Strange.
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It’s bad enough when photos arrive in my mailbox that are products branded with Hello Kitty, but it’s even worse when I get a random Hello Kitty photo that I have absolutely no idea what it’s all about (and am too frightened to even imagine what’s going on):
Posted: March 28th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Strange.
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I will be out of town for the first two weeks of April and I’m probably not going to have access to the Internet during that time to update this blog. I’m looking for someone to volunteer to take over during that time. If you feel that you can carry the Hello Kitty Hell banner while I’m away, please send me an email letting me know why you would be a good candidate for the job…
Posted: March 26th, 2008 under Hello Kitty.
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While I don’t condone any product displaying the Hello Kitty brand, if I did have to choose one, the Hello Kitty rectal thermometer would certainly be in the running:
Posted: March 26th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Health, Hello Kitty Strange.
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It’s not often that I’m torn when it comes to anything Hello Kitty. The fact that Hello Kitty Easter eggs exist pretty much proves that Hello Kitty Hell has already invaded every possible holiday rendering them all times of torture. So it would be nothing out of the ordinary for me to react to Hello Kitty Easter eggs with the typical disgust I do with most things by the evil feline. But there is something that made me smile as it tickled my sense of justice when Hello Kitty Easter eggs were forced to witness the massacre of other Hello Kitty Easter eggs:
A photo set in which we created Hello Kitty Easter eggs, then ate them and made the remaining eggs stare at the resulting colorful carnage. I thought you might find it amusing, at the very least.
Posted: March 25th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Holiday.
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While the Hello Kitty vibrator pretty much put to rest any doubt that Sanrio wanted to expand beyond kids, the recent collaborative between Hello Kitty and Aki Hoshino pretty much continues along these lines. For those unfamiliar, Aki Hoshino is a Japanese bikini model that has turned that into a b-list TV career:
Not known for much else but the massive amount of flesh on her chest, Hello Kitty has embraced her with a new T-shirt line:
Posted: March 24th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Sex.
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It has already been established that owners will do masochistic sadistic things to their pets like place Hello Kitty heads on their cats and dogs, so this Hello Kitty head on Teddy, Perez Hilton’s dog, is not really all that surprising:
Posted: March 23rd, 2008 under Hello Kitty Celebrities, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Pets.
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They just keep coming. Hello Kitty alone is reprehensible enough, but placing her on your skin with other supposedly “cute” characters just takes things to a whole new disastrous level as can be seen in this Hello Kitty Pikachu tattoo:
Posted: March 21st, 2008 under Hello Kitty Tattoo.
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Posted: March 20th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Sports, Hello Kitty Strange.
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Today, two confounded IT technicians wandered into my office and handed me a drawer from the new rack that they were installing. Printed on the circuit board was….
I cringed with despair when people started to make Hello Kitty computer mods. This sickness only increased as manufacturers began rolling out mass produced Hello Kitty laptops (and another and another), but I figured that it had to end there. Seriously, what else could Hello Kitty really do? But, alas, as has been well established here in Hello Kitty Hell, the evil feline can always do more. For those of you not yet thoroughly convinced that Hello Kitty plans to place her face on every single product in the world, I present the Hello Kitty circuit board.
Posted: March 19th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Computers, Hello Kitty Strange.
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It is depressing the sheer number of Hello Kitty tattoos that exist out there and doubly depressing that so many people have an uncontrollable urge to share them with me.
Posted: March 18th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Tattoo.
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Eight minutes of pure Hello Kitty Hell (view at your own risk of permanent brain damage)…
Posted: March 16th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Decor, Hello Kitty Video.
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It’s never good to offer to help around the house when you live with a Hello Kitty fanatic. Even a simple “is there anything I can do to help clean?” will inevitably result in the evil feline forcing herself upon you. Case and point: Hello Kitty mop slippers:
Posted: March 14th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Clothes, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Gadgets.
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