Hello Kitty Weekly Update

It’s that time when I list all those updates and posts that didn’t make the front page. If you really want to make 2010 better than 2009, one of the first resolutions that you should make is to stop torturing yourself by looking at all the Hello Kitty crap that exists in the world. That mean leaving this blog right now and doing something massively more productive and beneficial to the world like watching butter melt or grass grow.

And if you happen to be one of those people that are here because you actually like the evil feline, a Hello Kitty detox program would probably be a wonderful New Year’s Resolution for yourself. Just saying…

Hello Kitty Fanatic Significant Other Photo (update)
Hello Kitty Bratz Lady Gaga Dress
Hello Kitty Soldier Cake
Hello Kitty Computer Keyboard (update)
Hello Kitty Mouth Mutant
Hello Kitty Wine (update)
Hello Kitty Eye Mask (update)
Hello Kitty Wii (update)
Hello Kitty Dog Holiday Nightmare
Hello Kitty Xmas Tree (update)
Hello Kitty Fanatic Shame
Hello Kitty Christmas Stocking
Hello Kitty Advent Calendar
Hello Kitty Water Dispenser

Hello Kitty Holiday Photo Dump

It’s that time of the week. You once again have the opportunity to spare yourself from the horror that the evil feline has to offer this week. Simply go outside and do something productive and fun. Your other choice is to click on the links below to all those photos that didn’t make the front page. If you choose the later, consider inviting some of your visiting relatives to share in the horror so they can better appreciate all they have to be thankful for — namely, not living in Hello Kitty Hell…

Hello Kitty Target
Hello Kitty Boyfriend (update)
Hello Kitty Kidney
Hello Kitty Bottle Bottled Water
Hello Kitty Airplane (video)
Hello Kitty Turkey
Hello Kitty Xmas Tree (update)
Hello Kitty Reflector

Weekly Update

It’s once again that time of the week where you have the choice of leaving this blog and enjoying your weekend, or inflicting pain and torture upon yourself by looking at all the horrifying additions that didn’t make the front page this week. A bit of advice — just because there is a car wreck doesn’t mean that you have to look…

Hello Kitty Luggage (update)
Hello Kitty Hat and Mittens
Hello Kitty Flowers (update)
Hello Kitty Hangers
Hello Kitty Earbuds
Hello Kitty Digital Scale (update)
Hello Kitty Nails (update)
Hello Kitty Hoodie
Hello Kitty Halloween Costumes (update)
Hello Kitty Sex Doll Harem (possibly NSFW)
Hello Kitty Swine Flu Mask (update)

Hello Kitty Fanatic Significant Other Photo

The worst part of having a Hello Kitty fanatic as a significant other is that they think that taking photos of you with Hello Kitty things is cute. If you are naive enough to indulge this urge of the Hello Kitty fanatic, you end up with photos like this of you holding a Hello Kitty bath mat and awkwardly smiling toward the camera:

Hello Kitty bath mat

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Hello Kitty Photo Dump Posts

It’s that time of the week again where you have the choice to go outside, enjoy the day and keep your sanity, or go through all the posts that didn’t make the front page of this blog. I highly recommend the first option, but for those of you who are into self torture, there is plenty to make you have nightmares:

Hello Kitty Toilet (update)
Hello Kitty Sex Slave (update)
Hello Kitty Sandwich Bag Mod
Hello Kitty Gumball Machine
Hello Kitty Religious Cross (update)
Hello Kitty Credit Card (update)
Hello Kitty Smart Car (update)
Hello Kitty Canopy
Hello Kitty Debit Card (update)
Hello Kitty Paintball Gun
Hello Kitty Halloween Costumes (w/ updates)
Hello Kitty Smashing Pumpkins
Hello Kitty Pinhead Tattoo

Hello Kitty Photo Dump

It’s that time of the week again when those posts that that didn’t make the front page are listed for self induced torture for those who decide for some unfathomable reason that you must go and visit them (It must be car wreck syndrome — you know you shouldn’t look, but you have to anyway…). The scariest part is that it seems no matter how many of these I list, more still arrive – a constant Hello Kitty Hell…

Hello Kitty Nails (update)
Hello Kitty .45 Caliber Handgun
Hello Kitty Radio Controlled Truck
Hello Kitty and Disco Stormtrooper Costumes
Hello Kitty Box Cutter
Hello Kitty Swine Flu Mask
Hello Kitty eMac
Hello Kitty Jack-o-Lantern (update)
Hello Kitty Bloodfest
Hello Kitty Darth Vader Halloween Costume
Hello Kitty Halloween Tattoo
Hello Kitty Three Apples Fashion
Hello Kitty Headband Bow (update)
Hello Kitty Roller Coaster

Hello Kitty Photo Dump

For those that want to torture themselves more, some of the photos that have been added this past week that didn’t make the front page:

Hello Kitty M4A1 Gun
Hello Kitty Headband Bow
Hello Kitty Bra and Panties
Hello Kitty Samsung Media Player
Hello Kitty Smurfs
Hello Kitty Wii
Hello Kitty Bathroom Mirror
Hello Kitty Hilary Duff Skateboard

And the following posts were updated with new photos:

Hello Kitty Three Apples Art

Hello Kitty Hell Lecture and Photo Dump

I just received an email from someone that wanted to know if I wanted to give a lecture about Hello Kitty. I’m not sure if I should feel honored by the request or devastated that Hello Kitty Hell has reached such depths…

This past week’s Hello Kitty photo dump before I start crying:

Hello Kitty Digital Scale
Hello Kitty Diamond Sapphire Doll – $150k
Hello Kitty Eye Mask
Hello Kitty MAC Cosmetic Signage
Hello Kitty Pick-Up Truck
Hello Kitty Guitar Hero Wii Guitar Mod
Hello Kitty Louis Vuitton Bong
Hello Kitty “I Kill Suckers” Tattoo
Hello Kitty Longboard Surfboard