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Hello Kitty Ferrari

One of the things that always happens when people become aware of my Hello Kitty Hell is that they begin to send me photos of all those random and strange Hello Kitty things that are available. Since the vast majority of people in the world actually have common sense, they believe that everyone else has the same common sense. While this is a logical assumption, it most definitely doesn’t apply to Hello Kitty fanatics.

Hello Kitty Ferrari
Take, for example, this photo that Dawn passed onto me. Anyone in their right mind would take one look at the Ferrari and laugh out loud (or take a quick run to the bathroom and get sick), but not a Hello Kitty fanatic. Their eyes have ceased to function correctly and they don’t realize that an electric Pepto Bismol colored car with Sanrio characters is not something to be desired. They take one look at it and think “wouldn’t that be the best thing in the world to have?”

Of course, this was exactly the reaction of my wife. “OMG, is that the cutest thing ever!!??!! I want one!” It didn’t matter that I explained that the photo had been photoshopped and the car didn’t really exist. She wants it. The photo has already been printed out and placed on her bulletin board as an incentive to grow the Hello Kitty business more and it is all I will be hearing about for the next month. But the truly scary part is that if she ever gets the money to afford something like that, I have no doubt that she’ll take the photo down to the Ferrari dealer and say she wants it painted exactly like this.

Even people who think they are creating fun jokes to pass around don’t realize that their playfulness places me deeper into my Hello Kitty Hell…

Update: Well, it had to happen. Someone actually thought it would be a good idea to make a real Hello Kitty Ferrari

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#1 Comment from ~Dawn
Time: August 4, 2006, 6:49 pm

Ok, so now that you have a site, do you want me to STOP sending stuff or not? hehe

#2 Comment from ☼Jerilynn Shaw
Time: August 20, 2006, 12:54 pm

I need that. That is bad ass. I really want a car like that. Yeah, I am such a fan I have the popcorn popper-which is totally cute.

#3 Comment from ~GONt~
Time: December 26, 2006, 1:44 am

you know… they have hello kitty pads all over the place….

#4 Comment from Mackenzie
Time: January 21, 2007, 7:04 pm

OMG I need that!

#5 Pingback from Hello Kitty Hell » Blog Archive » Hello Kitty Porche
Time: March 15, 2007, 7:47 pm

[...] Why does this not surprise me? I post about a Hello Kitty car and a few hours later I have a photo of a Hello Kitty Porsche in my email inbox. While not quite as overdone as the Hello Kitty Ferrari, this is obviously another photoshopped car. Of course, this has little effect on my wife. She likes it. Which puts me into the ultimate Hello Kitty man quandary. I have a wife that will happily let me purchase a Ferrari or a Porsche (now what man wouldn’t like to have that spousal support), but only if it is Hello Kitty themed (sure puts a damper on that first point). Maybe our current car that is slowly being Hello Kittified isn’t as bad as I first thought…(a sure sign that Hello Kitty Hell has progressed far beyond the safe level…) [...]

#6 Comment from Steph
Time: June 4, 2007, 4:45 pm

ew, that looks awful
poor ferrari X[

#7 Comment from PGT
Time: July 13, 2007, 7:15 am

quote from Steph:
“ew, that looks awful
poor ferrari X[”

i reckon. damn the person who did that so such a nice car.

#8 Comment from Hammer
Time: July 26, 2007, 4:22 pm

I’ve just opened a vein. Man that is truely painful to the soul.

#9 Comment from Ruby
Time: August 16, 2007, 4:45 pm

That has now become my dream car xD.

#10 Comment from Diem
Time: September 23, 2007, 8:24 pm

OMG WOW!!!1!1 I want it. I want that car soo bad… so I can either blow it up and give it the burial it so badly needs…. or repaint it and give it the driver it needs :)

#11 Comment from Andie
Time: November 15, 2007, 7:44 pm

It is completely photoshopped…

I LOVE HELLO KITTY AND I LOVE FERRARIS!! … but that one is not real…

#12 Comment from snif
Time: January 4, 2008, 8:28 am

What’s worse… They are now painting the Veyron with hello kitty. When is this going to end?

#13 Comment from gtrgdss
Time: February 14, 2008, 2:27 am

i have this strange image in my head of Crockett and Tubbs screaming down Miami side streets in this…

#14 Comment from Sakura
Time: May 19, 2008, 8:22 pm

Wow I don’t think I would want a car that had that ugly Pepto Bismol pink on it either. And I’m a Hello Kitty fan! ^O^

#15 Comment from Nicole
Time: August 14, 2009, 7:35 am

Over here, they put puppies and kittens on the RSPCA credit cards. Yay! Puppies! Kittens! But also, you’re *helping* puppies and kittens.

Likewise, if you put Kitty on a card, you’re actually *helping* Kitty, and her mother Sanrio, produce more injection-moulded pink horror.

#16 Pingback from Hello Kitty Ferrari – Hello Kitty Hell
Time: October 29, 2009, 9:25 am

[...] Kitty fanatic has a lot of money. The one fact that we could console ourselves with when seeing the Hello Kitty Ferrari was that it was photoshopped, but you knew it was simply a matter of time that a Hello Kitty [...]

#17 Comment from JADE
Time: December 15, 2009, 12:54 am

ok….color and rims i can deal with.decals,not so much.maybe ONE SMALL decal somewhere but they od on this one too

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