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Hello Kitty Love Hotel Bondage

There is Hello Kitty Hell and then there is Hello Kitty HELL – I have nightmares about something like this. The Morning News ran an article about Japanese Love Hotels with photos including the following of a Hello Kitty S & M room:

Hello Kitty Love Hotel

Hello Kitty Love Hotel Bondage

I can think of nothing worse (although I’m sure my wife will think of something) than being chained down to a Hello Kitty covered bed with Hello Kitty all around. My wife, seeing these photos, has decided that we must go to this love hotel since it is located in Osaka which is fairly near to us – I am hoping (most likely futilely) that the hotel has gone out of business since the photos are dated 2004. I’m not sure even I would be able to recover from a Hello Kitty Hell experience like that…

Photo Source: The Morning News

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  • Crystal says:

    ahaha poor you, I can see you having actual nightmares over a place like that. hello kitty would just be mocking you right in the face!

  • anonymous says:

    god, that’s sexy.

    want to tie up boyfriend in hellokittyhell bondage room NOW!

  • lucky says:

    that is just plan sick hello kitty is cute nd cuddley nd not porny

  • ichimarugirl says:

    okay, i have no clue who u ppl r, but i’m pretty sure your alll older than 18, so i’m just gonna leave here. do love the article though!!

  • filipa says:

    that is supper cool please can you make a hotel like this in watford

  • alan says:

    ccccooooooooolollllllllllll

  • Sharon says:

    I agree with those saying this is sick. You can have Hello Kitty OR you can have kinky sex games, but for the love of God not both together!

    I can’t be the only one who saw this and thought “omg, k!dd!3 pr0n.”

  • hellokittyslut says:

    he he he this should make your wife happy
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZaqLCkWl1I
    IT MAKES ME WET!!!

  • shuurei says:

    i love hello kitty, but i just could not stop laughing everytime i read your blog. and besides, much as you hate hello kitty, your site is still is good resource for everything hello kitty.

  • Jasmin Surkau says:

    THERE IS A CHAIN ON THE PIANO! now this is just weird! wow! This is the creepiest thing I have seen in a long time! BLAH im gonna have nightmares!

  • laslala says:

    i want to go to japan

  • syhr_sg says:

    This is the scariest, strangest, most awesome thing I have ever seen. All at once. If it wasn’t closed (?) I’d be there right now.

    Can’t work out how this turns someone on though. Must be the moe factor or something.

  • Reasha says:

    I love it. . . . Because it`s hello kitty && i know my boyfriend won`t mind being tied down :)

  • K says:

    I’m so glad whenever I’m in Japan I have no use for a love motel… I love kitty but this is… well. It does make me wonder who would actually use it. I mean I stayed with some freaky home stay hosts but this. LOL. Hahaha.

  • mishu says:

    …no words will touch up on how i feel about this hotel …i hope to NEVER see that hotel except for pictures otherwise i will just scream and run

  • BDSMChicka says:

    I like BDSM & Hello Kitty, so does my boyfriend, but COMBINING the two??? THATS JUST WRONG ON SOOOOOOO MANY LEVELS!!!

  • Mary says:

    That’s just stupid and anyone who thinks that’s cool/sexy is either an immature moron or a complete pervert. Child-like stuff linked with sex is called PEDOPHILIA! It’s creepy and um… Dumb.

  • Momma Leanne says:

    sweet… you’re gonna have the best night of your life, LOL.

  • Momma Leanne says:

    you so deserve it for not telling us where to get those darn converse shoes… i’m still bitter!!! LOL! have fun!!!

  • Locohama says:

    Funny post! Hello Kitty is all torture you need. No other instruments required.

  • Nicole says:

    Wow. This post certainly got them talking.

    When I started reading your blog, I thought back to all the silly Hello Kitty products I snickered at during my time in Japan. The toilet paper, the ‘personal massager’, the mochi- and takoyaki-makers that brand your food with her little chirrupy face.

    I’d actually blacked this one out. You see, I’ve *been* to the Hello Kitty BDSM room in Hotel Adonis. It seemed like a hilarious and must-see destination till we actually got into the room. Then the overwhelming pinkness set in.

    Hello Kitty stared resentfully at us from her glass case, over the top of the ballgag placed roughly where her mouth would be, if she had one. The piano, I’m sad to report, missed ever second note. The side wall is now mirrored, allowing one to hate onesself even more personally when one catches sight of one’s reflection.

    Still, there is a certain appeal to the idea of making your wife really *suffer* for her Hello Kitty obsession. Provided you can find a Hello Kitty flogger.

  • Christi says:

    Ye gods… I would think this may cause some E.D. problems….

  • kittyluv says:

    I love Hello Kitty but this is a low-quality, tacky hotel and it’s no wonder it’s out of business.

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  • the other carly says:

    that is just wrong on so many levels….

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  • chrissy richardson says:

    I am hk obsessed,but my obsession only goes so far….you know? I think the rest speaks for itself.

  • RevRun14 says:

    And with this, I think I just lost the respect I had for the cute kitty. Even through I’m a hardcore Hello Kitty fan, somethings should never, NEVER EVEN, be done with something that started as a icon for children. If anyone uses this room another than it torment people, than it’s being used incorrectly.

  • WHY?!?!? says:

    I am actually a VERY big Hello Kitty lover, but this literally made me want to cry. What a horrible thing to Hello Kitty!!!

  • TEEHEE! says:

    Wasn’t hello kitty for little 5-year old???????

  • omg1 says:

    Yes, but i doubt this is sanrio approved and even if it is, it is merely to make money from a cartoon icon other than betty boop that people like…. just move on and have real issues like omg there is a whole website dedicated to hating hello kitty thats a cult on its own and worse than most other cults that have to screech and preach door to door, oh no i am giving you ideas…

  • Nana says:

    That bedspread… I have an umbrella with that *exact same print*. Haa.. haaa…. *coughIwouldsogothere*

  • RoseFaery says:

    Wow. I’m a baby girl sub and I like Hello Kitty (but I’ve never seen the show, no one plays it here in America anymore) but I would So love to go there. So kawaii! But I don’t know if Daddy could really get into it… But maybe when we finally go to Japan… I so need more gosurori outifts…

  • hentaiKitten says:

    I think this might just be the most amazing thing ever. two things I enjoy in one? I’m buying tickets now.

    =^.^=

  • peter says:

    Good Lord!!! This is wrong on so many levels. But i love it. This reminds me a bit of the leather-clad “biker barbie” doll that i once owned (courtesy of a famous card company). i firmly believe in the use of blindfolds, but in this room, ABSOLUTELY NOT. The male bound down on HK sheets surrounded by his reflection superimposed on a giant HK head will DEFINITELY suffer additional torment. (unless he is particularly weird) Now i just need to figure out how i can afford to take a trip to Japan. (Final thought: is this their revenge on us because they lost WWII???)

  • chefantwon says:

    Only in Japan :-)

    Hello Kitty stuff can also be found at your local K-Mart. Meow…..

  • Kaitlyn says:

    I’m so, so sorry. This would probably scar you for life.

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