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Hello Kitty Love Hotel Bondage

There is Hello Kitty Hell and then there is Hello Kitty HELL - I have nightmares about something like this. The Morning News ran an article about Japanese Love Hotels with photos including the following of a Hello Kitty S & M room:

Hello Kitty Love Hotel

Hello Kitty Love Hotel Bondage

I can think of nothing worse (although I’m sure my wife will think of something) than being chained down to a Hello Kitty covered bed with Hello Kitty all around. My wife, seeing these photos, has decided that we must go to this love hotel since it is located in Osaka which is fairly near to us - I am hoping (most likely futilely) that the hotel has gone out of business since the photos are dated 2004. I’m not sure even I would be able to recover from a Hello Kitty Hell experience like that…

Photo Source: The Morning News

Comments

Comment from TANk GiRL
Time: January 19, 2007, 1:55 am

Your Hello Kitty Hell, is my favourite web log EVER -yes, even over my own blog. I love Hello Kitty, but gee… I love how you hate her.

Comment from Ross
Time: January 20, 2007, 2:38 pm

aw man thats bleak.

Comment from Amaranthim
Time: January 22, 2007, 1:02 pm

This is just wrong, on so many levels…

Comment from Bianca Nishitani
Time: January 25, 2007, 6:35 pm

No way even i wouldnt go there as a hello kitty fan
from england

Comment from courts
Time: January 25, 2007, 9:49 pm

three words for this…..

OH

MY

GOD

i am so glad i live in canada and my wife has no access to this room….or i would be chained to that bed. ~_~

Comment from carly
Time: January 27, 2007, 12:26 pm

I would love to go there with my boyfriend!

Comment from hellokittyloveR
Time: March 4, 2007, 6:11 pm

now that`s tiiiight!

Comment from Henny
Time: May 30, 2007, 7:07 am

… now that is just sick.

I thought HK was meant to be cute/young/innocent etc…

Comment from FluffyG
Time: June 4, 2007, 1:34 am

Uber cool

Comment from sophie
Time: June 4, 2007, 8:32 am

it is just fantastic !

Comment from TeratoMarty
Time: June 4, 2007, 12:35 pm

Your wife actually wants to go? Does she know what bondage is? I can’t decide whether it would be better if she didn’t (because she might change her mind when she found out HK was being used for something so uncute) or worse (because she might have some really sick sex scene planned out in advance). I’m sorry, dude. Does she want to be a Hello Kitty top or bottom?

Comment from Cece
Time: June 7, 2007, 10:19 pm

Will be going there in my near future…

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Time: June 22, 2007, 5:27 am

[…] My wife’s interest in this concerns me on a number of levels, but I have these terrible thoughts that we are going to end up going from the Hello Kitty love hotel to this Hello Kitty hospital. The only upside I can see in this whole situation is that it may possibly mean I don’t have to spend so many nights on the couch in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag, but I’m not sure that even that is worth the price for the obvious future Hello Kitty Hell I will have to endure… […]

Comment from sss
Time: June 22, 2007, 11:52 am

eew

Comment from ABH
Time: June 24, 2007, 3:42 pm

I LOVE Hello Kitty but I also love your witty writing.I would love to have a cool wife like yours,I’m a man & I LOVE my Hello Kitty collection.NO.I’m NOT gay!

Comment from Wendy
Time: June 25, 2007, 11:21 am

Ok, so Hello Kitty must have been talking to the oompa loompa’s from the choclate factory!!! That Hello Kitty room is just WAY over the top!! LOL… And the orignal blogster is a funny and fantastic writer!!!

Comment from Adrienne
Time: July 3, 2007, 5:06 am

Hold on, there’s something odder going on here…

Why does this room designed for bondage and S&M include a PIANO?

Comment from Adrienne
Time: July 3, 2007, 5:07 am

(The piano stool looks like it’s wipe clean vinyl. Eeew)

Comment from Karen
Time: July 10, 2007, 4:37 pm

I am under the impression that Hello Kitty fans (Notice I Said Fans) have a strange infatuation with sex and Kitty. I am brewing a hypothesis that to have something of Kitty being used in a naughty way might make them feel more like her? Kinda like being close to your partner during the act? Anybody follow me?

Comment from Cercia
Time: August 4, 2007, 7:11 pm

I knew Kitty wasn’t innocent.

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Comment from glamour_zombie
Time: August 18, 2007, 8:05 pm

In my own opinion (and many others i hope) this is quite revolting. This would be an ok Hotel Room for your typical HK fanatic, but as a love room…I’d rather not go there. God knows what kind of mysterious liquids have been left on that bed by the massive amounts of sick perverts that become sexualy aroused by a cartoon cat.

Comment from dirty rotten kitty
Time: August 25, 2007, 2:57 am

OK, I’m sorry, but some of your commenters here? I’d be concerned … maybe a few Hello Kitty interventions might be in order.

Comment from Koneko
Time: September 9, 2007, 12:11 pm

hahaha. That’s so wrong. I just don’t think I could get in the mood staring at giant HK things all over the place. I loves HK, but not THAT much. :P

Comment from Yamini
Time: October 12, 2007, 6:42 pm

O.o
OMFG
This hotel is sadistic and the people, which use this love-hotel are masoistic xDDD How can somebody juse it? its so crazy >..< wie kann man sich soetwas antun?)
(^^ Mexxlerin FellsGothAngelYamini)

Comment from Wendyscat
Time: October 12, 2007, 7:08 pm

Is the ‘M’ part for those who DON’T like HK? So, is this aimed at (female) fans who wish to make men suffer? If so, well, following on from Koneko - what if people constantly uh, fail to rise to the occasion in that room? HK not so much about love then after all!

Comment from Aaliyah
Time: October 16, 2007, 2:52 pm

Awwwwwww to cute, I love it…my partner will look so cute tied to that bed….mmmmmmm thats a nice idea…show me to the nearest home depot babe,,, we have a room to build!!!
831
Aaliyah

Comment from Wendyscat
Time: October 23, 2007, 6:10 am

Aaliyah - maybe on a home improvement show they could - oh gosh, where is this going? - do a Hello Kitty house?

Dear Blogger - this could be bad or could keep your wife v busy indeed - suggest she write to a Japanese TV company to do the above? Just make sure it’s not your house - and I dunno if home ‘improvement’ shows are big in Japan!

Comment from Ectro
Time: October 28, 2007, 2:14 pm

I just burst out laughing at this. I guess for those not in HK Hell and just getting into bondage, it’s makes the whole thing seem less scary.

Then again, there’s probably bloodstains in that room from the poor souls who DO live in HK hell trying to gnaw their limbs off to escape.

Comment from image hosting
Time: January 6, 2008, 7:46 am

That’s just sick :P

Comment from Megan
Time: January 14, 2008, 7:36 pm

Oh. god. I am SO having my honeymoon there (my husband won’t mind being strapped down :) )

Comment from Zombie
Time: January 19, 2008, 4:01 pm

Okay, thats it, this is my favorite, i wudnt turn that down, my girlfriend loves hello kitty, shed prbs go for this in a heartbeat,m definetly our bag too

Comment from ;]
Time: February 1, 2008, 7:56 pm

oh yea. im going there ;] lol j/k but it looks pretty awesome

Comment from jien
Time: February 28, 2008, 8:29 pm

hahaha.. i don’t if its funny or scary.. looks like a cult of Hello kitty!

Comment from jasmine
Time: March 7, 2008, 1:13 am

I THINK I AM THE ONLY PERSON THAT IS ACTUALLY REALLY TURNED ON BY THESE PICTURES!!

I WANT TO GO TO JAPAN!! :o

Comment from RSKS
Time: March 10, 2008, 10:15 am

hey! why hasn’t Darlene commented this one? doesn’t she have anything that can back this up on how “good” her beloved Hello Kitty is?

I bet this makes Alfred want to take her there for their 3rd date…..

Comment from Arthur
Time: April 21, 2008, 4:59 am

I had an opportunity to be in there with my GF. It was a life time experience for me. But my GF, I believe, was used to it ..

I enjoyed it a LOT!

Comment from Lisa
Time: May 20, 2008, 3:58 pm

I’m scared.

And I don’t scare easily.

Comment from moonlight
Time: May 25, 2008, 1:04 pm

This is the perfect Hello Kitty Hell room. Seriously, you hate Hello Kitty, you’re surrounded by her image and chained down (possibly experiencing physical pain), and you’re maybe a little bit aroused? Nooooooooooo . . .

That said, the room should be red and black, except for the images of HK.

Comment from Alexander
Time: July 11, 2008, 7:57 pm

WOW!!!
im so going there!!

Comment from Alex
Time: July 21, 2008, 11:51 pm

must go!

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