Hello Kitty Hell

#1 Comment from TANk GiRL
Time: January 19, 2007, 1:55 am

Your Hello Kitty Hell, is my favourite web log EVER -yes, even over my own blog. I love Hello Kitty, but gee… I love how you hate her.

#2 Comment from Ross
Time: January 20, 2007, 2:38 pm

aw man thats bleak.

#3 Comment from Amaranthim
Time: January 22, 2007, 1:02 pm

This is just wrong, on so many levels…

#4 Comment from Bianca Nishitani
Time: January 25, 2007, 6:35 pm

No way even i wouldnt go there as a hello kitty fan
from england

#5 Comment from courts
Time: January 25, 2007, 9:49 pm

three words for this…..

OH

MY

GOD

i am so glad i live in canada and my wife has no access to this room….or i would be chained to that bed. ~_~

#6 Comment from carly
Time: January 27, 2007, 12:26 pm

I would love to go there with my boyfriend!

#7 Comment from hellokittyloveR
Time: March 4, 2007, 6:11 pm

now that`s tiiiight!

#8 Comment from Henny
Time: May 30, 2007, 7:07 am

… now that is just sick.

I thought HK was meant to be cute/young/innocent etc…

#9 Comment from FluffyG
Time: June 4, 2007, 1:34 am

Uber cool

#10 Comment from sophie
Time: June 4, 2007, 8:32 am

it is just fantastic !

#11 Comment from TeratoMarty
Time: June 4, 2007, 12:35 pm

Your wife actually wants to go? Does she know what bondage is? I can’t decide whether it would be better if she didn’t (because she might change her mind when she found out HK was being used for something so uncute) or worse (because she might have some really sick sex scene planned out in advance). I’m sorry, dude. Does she want to be a Hello Kitty top or bottom?

#12 Comment from Cece
Time: June 7, 2007, 10:19 pm

Will be going there in my near future…

#13 Pingback from Hello Kitty Hospital: Hello Kitty Hell
Time: June 22, 2007, 5:27 am

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#14 Comment from sss
Time: June 22, 2007, 11:52 am

eew

#15 Comment from ABH
Time: June 24, 2007, 3:42 pm

I LOVE Hello Kitty but I also love your witty writing.I would love to have a cool wife like yours,I’m a man & I LOVE my Hello Kitty collection.NO.I’m NOT gay!

#16 Comment from Wendy
Time: June 25, 2007, 11:21 am

Ok, so Hello Kitty must have been talking to the oompa loompa’s from the choclate factory!!! That Hello Kitty room is just WAY over the top!! LOL… And the orignal blogster is a funny and fantastic writer!!!

#17 Comment from Adrienne
Time: July 3, 2007, 5:06 am

Hold on, there’s something odder going on here…

Why does this room designed for bondage and S&M include a PIANO?

#18 Comment from Adrienne
Time: July 3, 2007, 5:07 am

(The piano stool looks like it’s wipe clean vinyl. Eeew)

#19 Comment from Karen
Time: July 10, 2007, 4:37 pm

I am under the impression that Hello Kitty fans (Notice I Said Fans) have a strange infatuation with sex and Kitty. I am brewing a hypothesis that to have something of Kitty being used in a naughty way might make them feel more like her? Kinda like being close to your partner during the act? Anybody follow me?

#20 Comment from Cercia
Time: August 4, 2007, 7:11 pm

I knew Kitty wasn’t innocent.

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#23 Comment from glamour_zombie
Time: August 18, 2007, 8:05 pm

In my own opinion (and many others i hope) this is quite revolting. This would be an ok Hotel Room for your typical HK fanatic, but as a love room…I’d rather not go there. God knows what kind of mysterious liquids have been left on that bed by the massive amounts of sick perverts that become sexualy aroused by a cartoon cat.

#24 Comment from dirty rotten kitty
Time: August 25, 2007, 2:57 am

OK, I’m sorry, but some of your commenters here? I’d be concerned … maybe a few Hello Kitty interventions might be in order.

#25 Comment from Koneko
Time: September 9, 2007, 12:11 pm

hahaha. That’s so wrong. I just don’t think I could get in the mood staring at giant HK things all over the place. I loves HK, but not THAT much.

#26 Comment from Yamini
Time: October 12, 2007, 6:42 pm

O.o
OMFG
This hotel is sadistic and the people, which use this love-hotel are masoistic xDDD How can somebody juse it? its so crazy >..< wie kann man sich soetwas antun?)
(^^ Mexxlerin FellsGothAngelYamini)

#27 Comment from Wendyscat
Time: October 12, 2007, 7:08 pm

Is the ‘M’ part for those who DON’T like HK? So, is this aimed at (female) fans who wish to make men suffer? If so, well, following on from Koneko – what if people constantly uh, fail to rise to the occasion in that room? HK not so much about love then after all!

#28 Comment from Aaliyah
Time: October 16, 2007, 2:52 pm

Awwwwwww to cute, I love it…my partner will look so cute tied to that bed….mmmmmmm thats a nice idea…show me to the nearest home depot babe,,, we have a room to build!!!
831
Aaliyah

#29 Comment from Wendyscat
Time: October 23, 2007, 6:10 am

Aaliyah – maybe on a home improvement show they could – oh gosh, where is this going? – do a Hello Kitty house?

Dear Blogger – this could be bad or could keep your wife v busy indeed – suggest she write to a Japanese TV company to do the above? Just make sure it’s not your house – and I dunno if home ‘improvement’ shows are big in Japan!

#30 Comment from Ectro
Time: October 28, 2007, 2:14 pm

I just burst out laughing at this. I guess for those not in HK Hell and just getting into bondage, it’s makes the whole thing seem less scary.

Then again, there’s probably bloodstains in that room from the poor souls who DO live in HK hell trying to gnaw their limbs off to escape.

#31 Comment from image hosting
Time: January 6, 2008, 7:46 am

That’s just sick

#32 Comment from Megan
Time: January 14, 2008, 7:36 pm

Oh. god. I am SO having my honeymoon there (my husband won’t mind being strapped down )

#33 Comment from Zombie
Time: January 19, 2008, 4:01 pm

Okay, thats it, this is my favorite, i wudnt turn that down, my girlfriend loves hello kitty, shed prbs go for this in a heartbeat,m definetly our bag too

#34 Comment from ;]
Time: February 1, 2008, 7:56 pm

oh yea. im going there ;] lol j/k but it looks pretty awesome

#35 Comment from jien
Time: February 28, 2008, 8:29 pm

hahaha.. i don’t if its funny or scary.. looks like a cult of Hello kitty!

#36 Comment from jasmine
Time: March 7, 2008, 1:13 am

I THINK I AM THE ONLY PERSON THAT IS ACTUALLY REALLY TURNED ON BY THESE PICTURES!!

I WANT TO GO TO JAPAN!!

#37 Comment from RSKS
Time: March 10, 2008, 10:15 am

hey! why hasn’t Darlene commented this one? doesn’t she have anything that can back this up on how “good” her beloved Hello Kitty is?

I bet this makes Alfred want to take her there for their 3rd date…..

#38 Comment from Arthur
Time: April 21, 2008, 4:59 am

I had an opportunity to be in there with my GF. It was a life time experience for me. But my GF, I believe, was used to it ..

I enjoyed it a LOT!

#39 Comment from Lisa
Time: May 20, 2008, 3:58 pm

I’m scared.

And I don’t scare easily.

#40 Comment from moonlight
Time: May 25, 2008, 1:04 pm

This is the perfect Hello Kitty Hell room. Seriously, you hate Hello Kitty, you’re surrounded by her image and chained down (possibly experiencing physical pain), and you’re maybe a little bit aroused? Nooooooooooo . . .

That said, the room should be red and black, except for the images of HK.

#41 Comment from Alexander
Time: July 11, 2008, 7:57 pm

WOW!!!
im so going there!!

#42 Comment from Alex
Time: July 21, 2008, 11:51 pm

must go!

#43 Comment from BEAR
Time: July 26, 2008, 6:52 pm

the red thingys on the bed look like guns…
how would you chain a person on bed like that? Stab the red pointy part through their wrists?

#44 Comment from rocknrollgirl
Time: September 17, 2008, 6:53 pm

If I would live in there I wouldn’t mind going over there with my boy…. it’s nice and naughty!!! please!! there should be more HKH over here!!!

#45 Comment from tiffers
Time: September 20, 2008, 7:48 am

I love hellokitty so does my kids,but where is it.

#46 Comment from patricia
Time: September 25, 2008, 8:52 am

hoteles de hello kitty

#47 Comment from AnnaBanana-na
Time: October 13, 2008, 11:38 am

Sorry but this room is just damned sexy….who gives a crap about the feline…I just like the accomodations. Me-ow.

#48 Comment from AnnaBanana-na
Time: October 13, 2008, 11:40 am

Oh and “TIFFERS” I don’t think we wanna take the kiddies to this Hostel….cha.

#49 Comment from Maven
Time: October 21, 2008, 1:28 pm

Well, Lolita fetishism is pretty popular in the Japanese Goth movement right now, so I can believe this gets rented often.
The room itself isn’t as disturbing to me as the Kitty in Bondage in the aquarium set into the wall beside the piano. Oh God, I just had a horrible thought…please tell me she’s not a “love doll”!

#50 Comment from Alexie
Time: October 23, 2008, 2:17 pm

This is brilliant.
Although it would be better suiterd to the vatican city as the legal age of consent there is 12.

I could proceed to make some other sick jokes but I have though better of it.

#51 Comment from Crystal
Time: November 19, 2008, 9:33 am

ahaha poor you, I can see you having actual nightmares over a place like that. hello kitty would just be mocking you right in the face!

#52 Comment from anonymous
Time: December 12, 2008, 11:32 pm

god, that’s sexy.

want to tie up boyfriend in hellokittyhell bondage room NOW!

#53 Comment from lucky
Time: January 2, 2009, 3:36 pm

that is just plan sick hello kitty is cute nd cuddley nd not porny

#54 Comment from ichimarugirl
Time: January 15, 2009, 6:21 pm

okay, i have no clue who u ppl r, but i’m pretty sure your alll older than 18, so i’m just gonna leave here. do love the article though!!

#55 Comment from filipa
Time: February 10, 2009, 10:46 am

that is supper cool please can you make a hotel like this in watford

#56 Comment from alan
Time: February 10, 2009, 10:47 am

ccccooooooooolollllllllllll

#57 Comment from Sharon
Time: February 14, 2009, 5:00 am

I agree with those saying this is sick. You can have Hello Kitty OR you can have kinky sex games, but for the love of God not both together!

I can’t be the only one who saw this and thought “omg, k!dd!3 pr0n.”

#58 Comment from hellokittyslut
Time: February 14, 2009, 10:49 pm

he he he this should make your wife happy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZaqLCkWl1I
IT MAKES ME WET!!!

#59 Comment from Crystal
Time: February 18, 2009, 2:49 am

It’s closed.

#60 Comment from shuurei
Time: March 4, 2009, 4:39 am

i love hello kitty, but i just could not stop laughing everytime i read your blog. and besides, much as you hate hello kitty, your site is still is good resource for everything hello kitty.

#61 Comment from Jasmin Surkau
Time: April 1, 2009, 12:31 pm

THERE IS A CHAIN ON THE PIANO! now this is just weird! wow! This is the creepiest thing I have seen in a long time! BLAH im gonna have nightmares!

#62 Comment from laslala
Time: April 4, 2009, 7:26 pm

i want to go to japan

#63 Comment from syhr_sg
Time: April 17, 2009, 4:22 am

This is the scariest, strangest, most awesome thing I have ever seen. All at once. If it wasn’t closed (?) I’d be there right now.

Can’t work out how this turns someone on though. Must be the moe factor or something.

#64 Comment from Reasha
Time: April 28, 2009, 9:00 am

I love it. . . . Because it`s hello kitty && i know my boyfriend won`t mind being tied down

#65 Comment from K
Time: May 22, 2009, 7:43 pm

I’m so glad whenever I’m in Japan I have no use for a love motel… I love kitty but this is… well. It does make me wonder who would actually use it. I mean I stayed with some freaky home stay hosts but this. LOL. Hahaha.

#66 Comment from mishu
Time: June 16, 2009, 6:52 pm

…no words will touch up on how i feel about this hotel …i hope to NEVER see that hotel except for pictures otherwise i will just scream and run

#67 Comment from BDSMChicka
Time: June 27, 2009, 2:40 pm

I like BDSM & Hello Kitty, so does my boyfriend, but COMBINING the two??? THATS JUST WRONG ON SOOOOOOO MANY LEVELS!!!

#68 Comment from Mary
Time: July 1, 2009, 3:19 pm

That’s just stupid and anyone who thinks that’s cool/sexy is either an immature moron or a complete pervert. Child-like stuff linked with sex is called PEDOPHILIA! It’s creepy and um… Dumb.

#69 Comment from Momma Leanne
Time: July 15, 2009, 6:58 am

sweet… you’re gonna have the best night of your life, LOL.

#70 Comment from Momma Leanne
Time: July 15, 2009, 7:01 am

you so deserve it for not telling us where to get those darn converse shoes… i’m still bitter!!! LOL! have fun!!!

#71 Comment from Locohama
Time: August 5, 2009, 2:25 am

Funny post! Hello Kitty is all torture you need. No other instruments required.

#72 Comment from Nicole
Time: August 15, 2009, 9:10 am

Wow. This post certainly got them talking.

When I started reading your blog, I thought back to all the silly Hello Kitty products I snickered at during my time in Japan. The toilet paper, the ‘personal massager’, the mochi- and takoyaki-makers that brand your food with her little chirrupy face.

I’d actually blacked this one out. You see, I’ve *been* to the Hello Kitty BDSM room in Hotel Adonis. It seemed like a hilarious and must-see destination till we actually got into the room. Then the overwhelming pinkness set in.

Hello Kitty stared resentfully at us from her glass case, over the top of the ballgag placed roughly where her mouth would be, if she had one. The piano, I’m sad to report, missed ever second note. The side wall is now mirrored, allowing one to hate onesself even more personally when one catches sight of one’s reflection.

Still, there is a certain appeal to the idea of making your wife really *suffer* for her Hello Kitty obsession. Provided you can find a Hello Kitty flogger.

#73 Comment from Christi
Time: August 18, 2009, 2:33 am

Ye gods… I would think this may cause some E.D. problems….

#74 Comment from kittyluv
Time: August 22, 2009, 5:53 pm

I love Hello Kitty but this is a low-quality, tacky hotel and it’s no wonder it’s out of business.

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#76 Comment from the other carly
Time: October 10, 2009, 8:29 am

that is just wrong on so many levels….

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Time: October 26, 2009, 12:02 am

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#78 Comment from chrissy richardson
Time: December 22, 2009, 8:46 am

I am hk obsessed,but my obsession only goes so far….you know? I think the rest speaks for itself.

#79 Comment from RevRun14
Time: January 23, 2010, 8:53 pm

And with this, I think I just lost the respect I had for the cute kitty. Even through I’m a hardcore Hello Kitty fan, somethings should never, NEVER EVEN, be done with something that started as a icon for children. If anyone uses this room another than it torment people, than it’s being used incorrectly.

#80 Comment from WHY?!?!?
Time: January 29, 2010, 11:13 pm

I am actually a VERY big Hello Kitty lover, but this literally made me want to cry. What a horrible thing to Hello Kitty!!!