Hello Kitty Tooth Cap

There have been a number of readers who have sent me photos of the Hello Kitty tooth cap, and while it certainly is strange, this is one of the few Hello Kitty items that really doesn’t put fear into my heart. The reason being that I would never have to see it. I mean, really, how many times do you look into the depths of someone’s mouth to check out their dental work? If my wife decides that she needs to have a Hello Kitty crown placed on one of her molars, I don’t think it would add to my Hello Kitty Hell.

Hello Kitty Tooth

That being said, I do have a great fear with Hello Kitty and teeth and I’m not sure that I should even mention it as it would likely give someone the idea (because there is undoubtedly some Hello Kitty fanatic that would do it) to actually do it and then inspire my wife. I’m just waiting for some rap star to sport a Hello Kitty grill. I can see someone with Hello Kitty in diamonds implanted into their front teeth and as soon as that happens, I know I will be in big trouble…

Thanks (I think) to rgpalacio, dtstan, hklove, Mackenzie and probably a few others I missed (apologies)

23 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Tooth Cap

  1. that hello kt freak prolly didnt wanna scrub kitty’s face w/ the toothbrush so often or sumthin…. those are sum really bad teeth

  2. haha, i think that`s so cute(: why not have a hello kitty tooth cap? and it`s not like it`s a really big deal, but of course i`m only thirteen and everyone my age would think that`s cool.

  3. This kitty is photoshopped. It’s very evident if you open it in Photoshop and look at each of the separate channels (red, green, blue).

  4. Horrifying thought! If your wife did get one of these caps then every time you two played tonsil tennis, it would be like kissing Hello Kitty too! Eww…just…eww.

  5. This one’s really gonna stymie archaeologists in years to come.

    “This is the skeleton of an adult female, who probably ate mostly pop tarts, you can tell from the lack of tooth wear and advanced decay, and who… holy hells, what is that thing? It’s staring at me!

  6. you know how they have a phobia for just about everything? well you see… i’ve looked at this site multiple times, and i’ve read numerous articles from you, and i’ve come to the agreement with myself that there has to be a scientific phobia term for hello kitty fearers. i LOVE hk. she is the best, i agree with your wife. although i must agree that this site is fairly amusing, it also gives me a look into oodles of hk items that i’ve never even dreamed of, which gives me the incentive to search rapidly for them & add them to my own growing collection. :) so, in a strange way, thank you!

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