Hello Kitty Tooth Cap
There have been a number of readers who have sent me photos of the Hello Kitty tooth cap, and while it certainly is strange, this is one of the few Hello Kitty items that really doesn’t put fear into my heart. The reason being that I would never have to see it. I mean, really, how many times do you look into the depths of someone’s mouth to check out their dental work? If my wife decides that she needs to have a Hello Kitty crown placed on one of her molars, I don’t think it would add to my Hello Kitty Hell.
That being said, I do have a great fear with Hello Kitty and teeth and I’m not sure that I should even mention it as it would likely give someone the idea (because there is undoubtedly some Hello Kitty fanatic that would do it) to actually do it and then inspire my wife. I’m just waiting for some rap star to sport a Hello Kitty grill. I can see someone with Hello Kitty in diamonds implanted into their front teeth and as soon as that happens, I know I will be in big trouble…
Thanks (I think) to rgpalacio, dtstan, hklove, Mackenzie and probably a few others I missed (apologies)
Posted: January 31st, 2007 under Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 20
Comments
#1 Comment from IS
Time: February 1, 2007, 7:21 pm
eww! thats gross!!
will ur wife be getting one of these in the future?
#2 Comment from AC
Time: February 2, 2007, 8:58 am
Your wife could chew gum and press down on it where the cap is and make cute Hello Kitty designs! How cute! 
#3 Comment from YTSL
Time: February 7, 2007, 6:50 pm
For some reason, I got to thinking that a good/scary companion item for the Hello Kitty Tooth Cap would be…the Hello Kitty tongue stud! ;b
#4 Comment from Que
Time: February 7, 2007, 10:01 pm
I wouldn’t go that far…
#5 Comment from Venc
Time: February 11, 2007, 11:38 am
Holy crud man, a hello kitty tooth cap, unbelievable! thank for the info.
-venc
#6 Comment from random kt freak
Time: February 12, 2007, 12:22 am
that hello kt freak prolly didnt wanna scrub kitty’s face w/ the toothbrush so often or sumthin…. those are sum really bad teeth
#7 Comment from hellokittyloveR
Time: March 4, 2007, 6:06 pm
haha, i think that`s so cute(: why not have a hello kitty tooth cap? and it`s not like it`s a really big deal, but of course i`m only thirteen and everyone my age would think that`s cool.
#8 Comment from Angel H.
Time: March 17, 2007, 9:35 am
I am so glad that grillz haven’t caught on overseas. Can you imagine “Hello Kitty” grillz?
#9 Comment from Nell
Time: April 16, 2007, 5:51 pm
This kitty is photoshopped. It’s very evident if you open it in Photoshop and look at each of the separate channels (red, green, blue).
#10 Comment from .::karma::.
Time: June 24, 2007, 5:33 pm
eww who’s teeth are they? theyve been eating to much sugar! it almost made me puke!!!!
#11 Comment from Faye
Time: August 27, 2007, 10:05 pm
…That is really weird
#12 Comment from Jodie
Time: February 15, 2008, 4:37 am
Yahh. ‘Tis photoshopped ;|
#13 Comment from Amara
Time: June 19, 2008, 1:04 am
Horrifying thought! If your wife did get one of these caps then every time you two played tonsil tennis, it would be like kissing Hello Kitty too! Eww…just…eww.
#14 Pingback from Hello Kitty toothpick – Hello Kitty Hell
Time: July 5, 2008, 6:32 am
[...] I took one look at those and decided that it would be vastly less embarrassing walking around with spinach stuck between my teeth and to have to use a Hello Kitty toothpick. I love dentists on par with the amount I love Hello Kitty, so when Hello Kitty makes a simple toothpick into an object that a dentist would gladly use on you, it’s pretty much the worst of both worlds. Plus the fact that it has already been well established that Hello Kitty and teeth don’t belong together. [...]
#15 Comment from brit
Time: July 6, 2008, 8:48 am
i wonder what darlene will have to say about thiis one.
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#16 Comment from !!Ashley!!Monster!!
Time: July 28, 2008, 10:51 am
i could see jeffree star getting a Hello Kitty grill. lol
#17 Comment from corayourface
Time: March 10, 2009, 11:00 am
I WANT ONE, YOU ALL ARE PUSSIES, GIVE IT TO ME RAW
#18 Comment from Nicole
Time: August 15, 2009, 9:45 am
This one’s really gonna stymie archaeologists in years to come.
“This is the skeleton of an adult female, who probably ate mostly pop tarts, you can tell from the lack of tooth wear and advanced decay, and who… holy hells, what is that thing? It’s staring at me!“
#19 Pingback from Hello Kitty Retainer – Hello Kitty Hell
Time: February 5, 2010, 1:25 pm
[...] the two together, you basically have the makings for a complete horror show where stuff like the Hello Kitty tooth becomes a permanent fixture in your mouth after getting a Hello Kitty root [...]
#20 Comment from ohai.
Time: February 24, 2010, 4:26 pm
you know how they have a phobia for just about everything? well you see… i’ve looked at this site multiple times, and i’ve read numerous articles from you, and i’ve come to the agreement with myself that there has to be a scientific phobia term for hello kitty fearers. i LOVE hk. she is the best, i agree with your wife. although i must agree that this site is fairly amusing, it also gives me a look into oodles of hk items that i’ve never even dreamed of, which gives me the incentive to search rapidly for them & add them to my own growing collection. so, in a strange way, thank you!
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