Archive for March, 2007
Hello Kitty Heels
I thought that my torture with Hello Kitty shoes was going to be limited to the Hello Kitty Converse High Tops and casual clothes, but of course I underestimated the lengths to which Hello Kitty would go to in order to increase my Hello Kitty Hell. Yesterday I was informed that my wife had ordered […]
Posted: March 29th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Clothes.
Comments: 37
Hello Kitty Sex Toy ??
Maybe it wasn’t obvious to me simply because I’m a man, but I had no idea what this Hello Kitty item was when I first saw it. Actually, something did come to mind and it scared the Hello Kitty Hell out of me, but fortunately I was way off base (kind of like the Hello […]
Posted: March 28th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 41
Hello Kitty Car Window Sprayer
It’s when your wife starts coming home with things like this that you know that Hello Kitty has infiltrated absolutely every product that exists (except beer and pizza which I’m sure is just a matter of time): This is a Hello Kitty car window spray cover device:
Now not only do I have to look out […]
Posted: March 27th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Vehicle.
Comments: 20
Hello Kitty Karaoke Machine
My wife has managed to already waged an effective assault campaign on my senses: visual with all the Hello Kitty in our house, taste with her continuing theory that an all Hello Kitty food diet would be “cute” and and smell with the new Hello Kitty perfume, so why stop there? So, of course, my […]
Posted: March 23rd, 2007 under Hello Kitty Gadgets.
Comments: 9
Hello Kitty Perfume - Momoberry
Great. Just the news I needed to hear. It appears that Sanrio has decided that Hello Kitty needed a perfume and they just released one called Momoberry:
Now not only will I have to see Hello Kitty all over the place, I will now have to smell (there is something very wrong with that) Hello Kitty […]
Posted: March 23rd, 2007 under Hello Kitty Beauty.
Comments: 15
Hello Kitty Planetarium
Sometimes (OK, all the time if I must be honest) I simply have to shake my head when I see some of the stuff that arrives at our house. The latest is the Hello Kitty planetarium:
My biggest fear is that when we actually use it, Hello Kitty will somehow be part of the constellations. Makes […]
Posted: March 23rd, 2007 under Hello Kitty Toys.
Comments: 2
Hello Kitty Bubble Bath - It Kills You…
I always knew that Hello Kitty was evil, I just didn’t have the proof…until now. It appears that Hello Kitty Bubble Bath would like to give you cancer:
The characters are irresistible to your child, but a new study reveals there’s a suspected human cancer-causing chemical inside millions of bottles of bubbles…
The FDA recommends a maximum […]
Posted: March 22nd, 2007 under Hello Kitty Baby, Hello Kitty Beauty.
Comments: 19
Hello Kitty Diamond Ring - Neiman Marcus
There is something seriously wrong in the world when I have to write a blog post about Hello Kitty and diamond rings and feel the necessity to add where the diamond ring is coming from (Neiman Marcus) because it might be confused with other Hello Kitty diamond rings out there. That is just down right […]
Posted: March 21st, 2007 under Hello Kitty Jewelry.
Comments: 19
Hello Kitty Stamps Used
One of the biggest problems living in Hello Kitty Hell is that if Hello Kitty happens to be on something, then that something can’t be thrown out. That means that whenever I open a drawer, something Hello Kitty usually emerges. It’s not enough that all our stamps are Hello Kitty stamps, but it seems that […]
Posted: March 21st, 2007 under Hello Kitty Money.
Comments: 7
Hello Kitty Snowboard
We went on our last day of skiing and snowboarding for the year. As you can imagine, it’s not difficult at all to spot my wife on the slopes:
Posted: March 19th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Sports.
Comments: 24
