Hello Kitty Bento

It’s cherry blossom viewing season in Japan and so my wife wants to make a picnic and go view the cherry blossoms. Then Hello Kitty Hell struck with a link left in the last post that showed photos of various Hello Kitty obento creations:

Hello Kitty obento

Hello Kitty bento

Hello Kitty bento box lunch

Hello Kitty obento box lunch

I don’t even want to imagine what I’m going to see when I open my bento box next time. You know those scary movies when the main character decides that it’s a good idea to go down into the basement, and the feeling you get when she/he opens the basement door – that “No! No! Don’t do it! How the hell can you be so stupid? You know how horrible it’s going to be down there!” That’s the feeling I’m going to have every time I open up a bento box from now on…which pretty much is on par with Hello Kitty Hell.

From Mrs Muffle in the comments who should be forced to not only make these for herself, but also eat them everyday from now on… (via e-charaben)

Update: One would think that the above Hello Kitty bentos would be enough to swear all others off of creating their own, but that would be greatly underestimating the complete lack of sanity of Hello Kitty fanatics:

bento box with Hello Kitty rice ball

Japanese bento with KT Hello Kitty

cute Hello Kitty Japanese bento box

kawaii Hello Kitty bento as snowman

Sent in by milli (via akinoichigo)

49 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Bento

  1. I’m so sorry ^^ But random kt freak is right, you’re now able to cut hello kitty in little pieces without having to apologize!

  2. I was just going to send you those pictures. I found them online while searching for the HK rubber stamp for food. My student assistant is Japanese so she helps me find exotic HK stuff.

  3. Have to say that, for some reason, the photos on the Hello Kitty Bento post tickled my funny bone more than any others have for quite some time…as well as, of course, got me thinking “how cuuute”! ;DDD

  4. Hahaha — I can’t help but be disturbed about a cat (no matter how cute it is proclaimed by the world) sitting in my bento box. If I were vegetarian, I would be having nightmares…

  5. So I went to goodbyekitty.net as linked here by Mrs. Muffle.

    And in one of the articles, it mentions:
    …There’s a hello kitty wedding dress. o.o

    No, surely not! But after seeing the strangest things listed on HelloKitty Hell, I knew it must actually exist. So I googled, and found it here…

    http://www.uglydress.com/helkitweddre.html

    Ugh. @.@ They didn’t even keep it white. I guess true HK fans don’t care about being pure. :D Aren’t you glad your wife wasn’t HK-flippy when you married. She might have insisted on something like that. @.@;

  6. this website is cruel to hello kitty. she is a worldwide phenomenon and this website would not be allowed by Sanrio (her creators) i am a hello kitty luva 4 life, and im reporting you to sanrio.

  7. Yeah, I’ve seen those artsy bentos before. Apparently, some Japanese housewives don’t have anything better to do than slave away making art in their kids’ lunch, only to have it be consumed in a few minutes.
    I feel for you.

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  9. I am sorry this is your hell…I have love HK for years and only my tenuous hold on reality stops me from burying my house in HK product and all her cute pinkness…these obento are by far the most amazing thing I’ve seen in a while. Kudo’s to your wife!

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  11. ooh im sorry for what im going to say but they are really cute XD i dont like hello kitty i rather chococat ja but bento is rice ball? or bento box like lunchbox? im from mexico and i really want to know that japanese things, love your blog you are really funny!

  12. aaaaaaawwww!! The little one with the kimono is so cuuuute! You are so lucky living in Japan with your hello kitty wife!!!
    hahaha! I have no sorrow for you!

  13. I’m sorry, but that IS cute.

    Maybe I’m just a sucker for edible art. (Yeah, you might come back with something like “this isn’t edible art, it’s an edible akuma!!”, but it’s a visual depiction of someone/thing made out of different objects, so it’s a type of art)

  14. I’m telling you. This world is going down..

    with all the hello kitty crap.

    I would love to stab hk with a fork [doesn’t matter what she is -food,plushie, anything.]

    and then every little girl who thinks she’s mature would cry T__T

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  16. If a HK fan east this could it be considered cannibalism. I just cannot get into eating a cartoon character. It just seems too morbid to me.

  17. Oh, man. Hey, you know how to make bento? Just say you’ll make your own! No, wait, that might not work… Um, I got nothing.

  18. I have to admit- that’s really made well done! The art looks really good! Yeh I’m a fan of food art- HK or not!

    The first one is my fav!!! Love the Hello part XD It’s almost as if HK was saying

    “Hello! Eat me!”

    XD

    Cute! Even though I’m no fan of HK

  19. It’s almost as cute as Hana Yori Dango’s cookies…almost. While those cookies were heart warming these are kind of sickening.

  20. Note to Hello Kitty fans who visit this page: I think you should know that everybody has different likes and dislikes. This poor guy doen’t like Hello Kitty and lives with someone who is absolutely obsessed with HK. I’m willing to deal with the Tails, Blaze, Vector, etc. haters out there and the fact I share a planet with them, so just deal with the fact not everybody likes HK and move on (preferably to a different site, other than GoodbyeKitty and KittyHell).

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