Hello Kitty Vibrator

I have been trying to avoid writing about this little piece of Hello Kitty Hell for awhile now, but people keep on sending me photos and links to it so I guess I should address it. Yes, my wife does have a Hello Kitty shoulder massager – commonly known as a Hello Kitty vibrator. It happened to be one of the first big hits when she began selling Hello Kitty stuff and didn’t realize what it was actually being used for.

Hello Kitty vibrator

To tell you the truth, the Hello Kitty vibrator gives me the creeps. While some men might fantasize about it, they are definitely not men living in Hello Kitty Hell. Maybe it’s just me having to see Hello Kitty everywhere every second of the day, but the last place I want to see the face of Hello Kitty at the end of the day is where she would be if the vibrator was in use. There is something just very very wrong with that image no matter how pleasing it may be to the woman…

UPDATE: Sanrio has reissued the Hello Kitty vibrator – now in four colors!

50 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Vibrator

  1. I once thought the Hello Kitty vibrator was an urban legend, but then I found one in a sex toy shop in Shibuya-ku. Of course, I had to buy three.

    I can only imagine the sort of depraved woman who would use one, especially given that the batteries that power it hardly deliver any serious action. ;)

  2. The fact that it’s shaped oddly and is fully plastic is all too much for me.

    It’d look cute amongst my other cosmetics and HK plushies though..

    But i think i’ll stick with my boyfriend and my rampant rabbits for now, aha :P

  3. Oh for the love of God…?! The horror!

    Who would actually use… oh wait. Yeah. The fanatics.
    But isn’t it… uhm, un-cutefying for Kitty to be used like that? (although it’s a bit ironic namewise… I wonder if they could sell it as “Hello Pussy”? ;))

  4. There’s something very, very wrong about seeing an icon commonly associated with children at the end of a vibrator….

  5. To be honest. I think the easiest vibrator to be given as a present to a female friend is right here. The brand of hello kitty makes it in some sense less perverted. If the person is under the hello kitty spell. In any other case, its way too perverted to be considered as a present. XD

  6. The Hello Kitty Vibrato is a shoulder massager that was used as a vibrator for adult TV and achieved cult status because of it. The suggestive shape and the pink made it an obvious candidate but it’s not a real vibrator intended for sexual use, it’s not “sex friendly”, unpacked you’ll know what I mean when you see it…

    I posted on this at my blog as well…

  7. A Hello Kitty vibrator?! That’s sick. And GROSS. Hello Kitty?! Good god. If I won A LOT of money, I’d buy every Hello Kitty-toy in the world, and whatever company that makes these things, and then I’D BURN EVERYTHING. Hello Kitty haunts my dreams.

  8. I have only seen this online, on ebay, until about a year ago, when I went to a comic book store, and they had two. I wanted one SO bad for my collection, but my husband and I couldn’t afford it (it was $30 dollars) He said to go ahead and get it, but I decided it was better to have just seen “the myth” then to buy one.
    I have a VAST Hello Kitty Collection, including, yes, a Hello Kitty Tattoo (Not given to me with a hello kitty vibrator tattoo gun though, *sigh*) My husband hates it as well, and I guess I can sympathize….to a point.
    I just can’t help myself..those cute round black eyes, that little yellow nose…Awww.
    Too Cute!

  9. all i have to say is if a child lives i your house then don’t buy one they will find it and play with it without knowing what it is
    and that wont be an easy explination to why they cant use it any more

    :-)

  10. You’ll be pleased to know that the manufacturing line has now stopped. ^^ It is a rare item.

    Maybe they’ll make version 2.0. ;) XD

  11. I don’t know why this is such a surprise to people as to whether it existed or not. I’m more surprised about the tombstone.

    Inicdently this was given to me by my fiance, who is also living in “Hello Kitty Hell”

  12. Psyshomike wrote ‘wonder what parent in Asia bought their 12 year old girl the Hello Kitty vibrator’.

    It’s probably just me… but that seems a nice subtle way to introduce a young lady to the pleasures her own body can bring her.

  13. OMG that is hilarious … my girlfriend loves hello kitty and I just found your site. This is just disturbing on any level. No wonder Hello Kitty has such a devilish look in her eye …

  14. does anyone know where i can get 1 of these, my gf is psycho about hello kitty and would luv 2 get her one 4 a special occasion that would be nuts watching her use this on herself

  15. Ha HAAAA! I saw this at Fascinations “adult store” about seven years ago for $60 bucks. The guy told me it was being recalled and, as such, would be a huge collector’s item. I always regretted not buying it for that reason only.

    So YES, I’ll admit I just bought one of the new ones. NO! I won’t use it. (LOL – who could get off on that???) I will, however, sucker someone into paying big bucks for it on eBay 10 years from now.

    I will confess I also bought the “Paris Hilton Hello Kitty.” And before you start throwing pink rocks at me, I ONLY buy the weird stuff as a future investment.

  16. I could not understand why any woman would want a Hello Kitty massager but when my wife started talking about it because one of her girlfriends got one as a birthday present, I decided what the hell and bought her a gift set that I found at SeasonedLover.com. I would never buy anything like this in a store because I would be too embarrassed, even though I am a very confident black man. I did some shopping around and found they had the cheapest price but if you can find it cheaper than be my guest. All I know is, my girl was really ecstatic and was in a great mood the whole week of her birthday. Normally, she hates them but this year was different. I don’t care if your wife or girl is freaky or not, but if it makes her happy, spend the money and get it.

    Peace

  17. If I remember correctly, it wasn’t Sanrio who released these. It was a company that worked under Sanrio who did. Something that affect I read it over a year ago. I’ve seen stranger things in Japan and come from Japan. Wee!

  18. if you people find this so revolting why are you on this page? I think it’s an interesting idea to have a HK vibrator..

  19. I just found one of these in a local adult toy store, and I had to buy it. It was worth it for the novelty, but I’m not sure how well it actually works as a vibrator. I haven’t had the chance to use it yet because it’s so damn noisy, and I’m staying with my family for the holidays.

  20. lol i just bought one because MY guy wanted to see me with it! lol it is awesome…did you know they have a palm sized one too! look it up swear! im buying one of those too! i just want to know the porns they were in??

  21. I actually find there hilarious, and wonder how would they feel like… and yeah, if I had the money, I’d go buy one to find out.

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