Hello Kitty Hell

Comment from Jennifer
Time: May 8, 2007, 4:20 pm

I once thought the Hello Kitty vibrator was an urban legend, but then I found one in a sex toy shop in Shibuya-ku. Of course, I had to buy three.

I can only imagine the sort of depraved woman who would use one, especially given that the batteries that power it hardly deliver any serious action.

Comment from Luty
Time: May 8, 2007, 5:39 pm

huauhahu I love hello kitty but not in that way ahuhauhu that’s the most strange thing! ahuhua

Comment from Siouxie
Time: May 8, 2007, 11:23 pm

Too sick…even for my taste.

Comment from Kristine
Time: May 9, 2007, 6:41 am

The fact that it’s shaped oddly and is fully plastic is all too much for me.

It’d look cute amongst my other cosmetics and HK plushies though..

But i think i’ll stick with my boyfriend and my rampant rabbits for now, aha

Comment from hellohahanarf
Time: May 9, 2007, 12:04 pm

wrong. so very, very wrong. and not even remotely cute.
what is wrong with people?

Comment from Emelie
Time: May 10, 2007, 5:08 am

Oh for the love of God…?! The horror!

Who would actually use… oh wait. Yeah. The fanatics.
But isn’t it… uhm, un-cutefying for Kitty to be used like that? (although it’s a bit ironic namewise… I wonder if they could sell it as “Hello Pussy”? ;))

Comment from Carol
Time: May 11, 2007, 6:22 am

There’s something very, very wrong about seeing an icon commonly associated with children at the end of a vibrator….

Comment from Jan
Time: May 11, 2007, 9:36 am

To be honest. I think the easiest vibrator to be given as a present to a female friend is right here. The brand of hello kitty makes it in some sense less perverted. If the person is under the hello kitty spell. In any other case, its way too perverted to be considered as a present. XD

Comment from Dave
Time: May 12, 2007, 2:37 am

It could be used when in the Hello Kitty love hotel!

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Comment from yingdong
Time: May 17, 2007, 10:32 am

The Hello Kitty Vibrato is a shoulder massager that was used as a vibrator for adult TV and achieved cult status because of it. The suggestive shape and the pink made it an obvious candidate but it’s not a real vibrator intended for sexual use, it’s not “sex friendly”, unpacked you’ll know what I mean when you see it…

I posted on this at my blog as well…

Comment from noni
Time: May 19, 2007, 10:42 pm

Does anyone know where i can buy one?????

Comment from lucy
Time: May 21, 2007, 8:43 pm

nothing sexier than a hello kitty vibrator.

Comment from Ezzy
Time: May 22, 2007, 1:51 pm

A Hello Kitty vibrator?! That’s sick. And GROSS. Hello Kitty?! Good god. If I won A LOT of money, I’d buy every Hello Kitty-toy in the world, and whatever company that makes these things, and then I’D BURN EVERYTHING. Hello Kitty haunts my dreams.

Comment from Golightly
Time: May 22, 2007, 7:06 pm

I used to put mine out on the coffee table as a conversation piece during parties.

Comment from Destri
Time: May 25, 2007, 8:52 pm

I have only seen this online, on ebay, until about a year ago, when I went to a comic book store, and they had two. I wanted one SO bad for my collection, but my husband and I couldn’t afford it (it was $30 dollars) He said to go ahead and get it, but I decided it was better to have just seen “the myth” then to buy one.
I have a VAST Hello Kitty Collection, including, yes, a Hello Kitty Tattoo (Not given to me with a hello kitty vibrator tattoo gun though, *sigh*) My husband hates it as well, and I guess I can sympathize….to a point.
I just can’t help myself..those cute round black eyes, that little yellow nose…Awww.
Too Cute!

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Comment from Georgeanna
Time: June 8, 2007, 8:24 am

all i have to say is if a child lives i your house then don’t buy one they will find it and play with it without knowing what it is
and that wont be an easy explination to why they cant use it any more

Comment from Georgeanna
Time: June 8, 2007, 8:27 am

re-call if you hide it under a pile of broocili they wont find it

B-)

Comment from LTZ
Time: June 10, 2007, 5:25 am

You’ll be pleased to know that the manufacturing line has now stopped. ^^ It is a rare item.

Maybe they’ll make version 2.0. XD

Comment from Cade
Time: June 15, 2007, 6:19 pm

I don’t know why this is such a surprise to people as to whether it existed or not. I’m more surprised about the tombstone.

Inicdently this was given to me by my fiance, who is also living in “Hello Kitty Hell”

Comment from Psychomike
Time: July 11, 2007, 7:55 am

Sanrio licensed the vibrator and it is an expensive collectible now.

Can the toilet paper be far behind, so to speak……

Comment from CutieGadget
Time: July 20, 2007, 5:54 pm

Well… Kitty goes Mad,isn’t it?

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Comment from Wendyscat
Time: October 26, 2007, 11:03 am

Psyshomike wrote ‘wonder what parent in Asia bought their 12 year old girl the Hello Kitty vibrator’.

It’s probably just me… but that seems a nice subtle way to introduce a young lady to the pleasures her own body can bring her.

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Comment from Demetria
Time: December 19, 2007, 12:43 pm

I love Hello Kitty but the vibrator takes it a tad bit far!

Comment from Kevin
Time: December 24, 2007, 2:39 pm

OMG that is hilarious … my girlfriend loves hello kitty and I just found your site. This is just disturbing on any level. No wonder Hello Kitty has such a devilish look in her eye …

Comment from princess
Time: February 2, 2008, 5:11 am

disturbing.. wha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Comment from Mike Paahana
Time: April 27, 2008, 1:26 pm

does anyone know where i can get 1 of these, my gf is psycho about hello kitty and would luv 2 get her one 4 a special occasion that would be nuts watching her use this on herself

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Comment from Dr Todd
Time: May 21, 2008, 10:49 am

I came.

Comment from aj
Time: June 12, 2008, 4:17 pm

i LOVE hello kitty. and it doesn’t bother me one bit. i love it and i want one.

Comment from seg
Time: June 23, 2008, 7:29 am

this wouldn’t be perfect without the hello kitty butt plug..

Comment from britty
Time: July 14, 2008, 10:39 am

can darlene not find anything to say about HK & her sex life?

Comment from Erinn
Time: July 19, 2008, 6:37 pm

Ha HAAAA! I saw this at Fascinations “adult store” about seven years ago for $60 bucks. The guy told me it was being recalled and, as such, would be a huge collector’s item. I always regretted not buying it for that reason only.

So YES, I’ll admit I just bought one of the new ones. NO! I won’t use it. (LOL - who could get off on that???) I will, however, sucker someone into paying big bucks for it on eBay 10 years from now.

I will confess I also bought the “Paris Hilton Hello Kitty.” And before you start throwing pink rocks at me, I ONLY buy the weird stuff as a future investment.