Hello Kitty Microscope

If anyone believed that Hello Kitty was after anything less than world domination, then this should help put things to rest. Not only has Hello Kitty started her own religion, she wants to dominate science as well. I mean, really, who in the world needs a Hello Kitty microscope?!?

Hello Kitty microscope

Of course, my wife, who has absolutely no interest in any type of science, wants one for her collection. “It goes to show how smart Hello Kitty is as well as being cute.” I’m surprised that it doesn’t come with slides that have microscopic Hello Kitty faces for owners to identify (although I would not put it past Sanrio to be considering adding something like that in the future).

It is now impossible to escape Hello Kitty in both the spiritual and in hard science – yes, that pretty much sums up Hello Kitty Hell…

28 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Microscope

  1. This is pretty much scaring than the aquarium. I hope they are not going to create a Hello Kitty nuclear bomb…

  2. Me: Hello Kitty has finally made something that you would never have thought of.

    Husband: HUH?

    Me: Something you would never guess. It’s scientific.

    Husband: Definitely a Hello Kitty Nuclear Reactor.

    Me: No, of course that must be in the works, but think smaller scale.

    Husband: Batteries.

    Me: Duh, of course, there are HK batteries. It’s a microscope. I’m sure you can use it to look at bacteria. Maybe there is a HK disease.

    Husband: Huh?

  3. Yeah, I was thinking that too, Me. ^^

    Maybe HKHell Man can get a sample of his wife’s blood to see if there are any HK virii circling about her veins.

  4. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT THAT MICROSCOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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