Hello Kitty Bowling Shoes

One of the worst things about blogging about Hello Kitty Hell is that as soon as I put something up, I start receiving emails with photos attached for other things that my wife will want associated with whatever was just posted. I’ve already explained that my wife doesn’t bowl, so why would she need Hello Kitty bowling shoes in addition to the useless Hello Kitty bowling balls?

Hello Kitty bowling shoes

Hello Kitty bowling shoes

Hello Kitty bowling shoes

Of course, my wife thinks these are the cutest things in the world and wants to add them to her Hello Kitty Converse high tops and Hello Kitty heels. “OMG!!! Those are the cutest things ever!” (here’s a question for all you Hello Kitty fanatics: how can everything Hello Kitty be the “cutest thing ever” ? – I know, I know, one of those things that doesn’t make sense to anyone except Hello Kitty fanatics because it doesn’t make any sense at all…)

Just another typical hellish day in Hello Kitty Hell…

Thanks to hellogina who not only should have to wear these everyday, but also have one of the Hello Kitty bowling balls dropped on her foot for emailing these photos…

17 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Bowling Shoes

  1. The Hello Kitty fanatic in our home is the 16 year old but I also look at Hello Kitty things and think WOW but the difference is would I buy them ? and the answer is NOT A CHANCE! We live in Wales and you really have to search to buy anything Hello Kitty but thanks(!) to the internet her ability to indulge her love of all things Hello Kitty seems to be limitless. Her favourite is the Hello Kitty bath which I think is just a little scary.

  2. This website has recently given me many laughs.
    All I can say is keep up the good work, and please make sure that there are LOTS of photos of “highly protected” HK objects.
    Recently more and more HK crap has arrived in Australia. For years, all you would have was the occasional piece of branded stationary. It’s beginning to freak me out.
    I have to admit, I don’t hate HK. Some of the stuff, I quite like. Particularly if it’s HKDevil. But I do think that the level of obsession displayed throughout this site is downright disturbing. For god’s sakes, its a clever piece of marketing, not a bloody philosophy.
    Anyway, I hope that one day your wife will see reason, or at least learn the joys of accepting contrary opinions to her own, and allowing them to prosper. All the best.

  3. Now that is seriously scary. Unless, of course, it also has a picture or hello kitty on the soles so you’ll be able to step on her face every time you walk.

  4. omg i love this site b/c of all the hello kitty pics..haha i guess your wife’s driving you crazy the way i drive my bf crazy..i think secretly he wants to kill hello kitty..lol k buh baii

  5. I absolutely love the shoes. I’m sorry dude but I totally relate with your wife. Can I come to your house.lol.jk but seriously where can I find those shoes cause I am in love with them!! Your site is absolutely hilarious! Although I’m in love with hello kitty, I totally see all the humor on your site and love love love the hunting hello kitty shirt! HAHAHAHA!! Thanks.

  6. Why would someone wear these. Even if it had hellokitty on it it does not mean that it’s not childish.
    It might be okay for an 8 year old to use these but

    definetily not me. Okay? Do we got that clear?

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