Hello Kitty Halo


More proof that Hello Kitty has to Hello Kittify everything she comes in contact with (and that no matter how wrong it is to modify something, Hello Kitty will still lay claim to it), including first person shooting computer games:

Hello Kitty Halo

Of course, my wife thinks that this is a positive thing (I know, I know — it is impossible to see how this could ever be a positive thing to any normal human being, but you have to remember that Hello Kitty fanatics have a warped sense of what Hello Kitty can do): “Doesn’t it look sooooo much better? By Hello Kitty giving Halo her heart, those who play the game will be given a kindness that only Hello Kitty can give.” (?!? ummmm, it’s a game with the goal of killing everything in site…)

The sad fact here is that upon seeing this latest Hello Kittification, I wasn’t even surprised in the least bit which goes to show that Hello Kitty Hell has begun to numb my senses…and that is exactly what scares me most about Hello Kitty Hell…

Thanks to Nic who should be forced to live with Hello Kitty Halo images every night in her dreams for sending this to me…

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14 Responses to Hello Kitty Halo

  1. Tulip says:

    Personally, I think in Halo 3, they should make it so when you play online, everyone looks like that. Everyone’s aggresion would rise from seeing Master Chief become Hello Kitty and end up getting 20 kills every round.

  2. Rik says:

    As much as the idea of my Halo experience being infested with the bow-tied abomination makes my stomach crawl, I have to admit there is a certain appeal to shooting to breaking out the sniper rifle and scoring head shots repeatedly on “Kitty-chan”.

  3. CF says:

    And I thought the Hello Kitty Sisters Of Battle for _Warhammer
    40,000_ was bad….

    http://www.exlibrismortis.org/ExLibrisnewSistersArmy.html

    “In the future, there is only Cuteness….”

  4. Sephira says:

    it’s Halo Kitty!

  5. ~Dawn says:

    Is it possible that if I see enough HK stuff, I will eventually become desensitized and think, “That’s not so bad looking, is it?”

  6. MuffinGal says:

    I love Halo Kitty but not as much as I love your blog. You kill me.

  7. Lizz says:

    I love Halo 2 and Hello Kitty, but the two just don’t go together.

  8. Jackie says:

    “By Hello Kitty giving Halo her heart, those who play the game will be given a kindness that only Hello Kitty can give.” (?!? ummmm, it’s a game with the goal of killing everything in site…)”

    *still laughing*

  9. Emilene says:

    mine was better because she only had the helmet on and she had her super cute clothes on. it was more hello kitty-ish and i love it. mine is way BETTER! HALO KITTY LOLOLOL!

  10. Elizabeth says:

    You know I have seen some mods and I wonder if someone hasn’t done this yet.

  11. Elizabeth says:

    Well better halo pic at least, thats also not saying much.

    http://www.geeksugar.com/688860

  12. SDF says:

    IT’S VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY …………………………………. UGLY

  13. HaloKitty says:

    LOL Not only do I have the shirt with this pic on it, I play Halo. One of my gamertags is Halo Kitty

  14. Mocha says:

    I luv hello kitty and this is so… LOLable! I luv it!!!!

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