Hello Kitty Bong
Hmmmm, this Hello Kitty mod is taking Hello Kitty’s main goal in life of alternating everyone’s state of mind to a whole new level - the Hello Kitty bong:

When I saw this, I mentioned to my wife that I would not be surprised if Sanrio is in the process of developing a Hello Kitty brand of pot that would help alter people’s perception to instantly fall in love with Hello Kitty.
To which my wife responded with a smile, “It’s not needed. We are all high on Hello Kitty just the way she is” — and that, my friends, typifies the Hello Kitty Hell I live in…
Thanks to way too many readers (via two twenty) who obviously must be smoking the stuff to spend so much time looking for Hello Kitty crap to email to me…
Update: another Hello Kitty bong photo left by jennell in the comments:

Posted: July 22nd, 2007 under Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 34
Comments
Comment from Siouxie
Time: July 22, 2007, 11:06 pm
Too Cute!
Comment from lstar
Time: July 23, 2007, 12:01 am
Hello Kitty pot? It would be pink and smell of strawberries!
Comment from Pat
Time: July 23, 2007, 3:25 am
This really is strange! I’ll try and beat it! ![]()
Comment from Catherine
Time: July 23, 2007, 7:27 am
The first thing I thought when I saw that was “Has Hello Kitty had a rather, er, dramatic sex change?” I hope that’s fake. If it’s not, fire that designer! Better yet, fire everyone who has ever designed a HK product! (Especially whoever came up with the banana cover.)
Comment from jennell
Time: July 23, 2007, 4:10 pm
http://a1000.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00531/99/97/531977999_l.jpg
that’s one that my friend made a couple years ago. i think he even used the same hello kitty coin bank to make the bong…
Comment from dtjunkie
Time: July 23, 2007, 10:49 pm
It would make a lot more sense if the “pot bowl/pipe thingy” was possitioned over her mouth.
Comment from Psychomike
Time: July 24, 2007, 8:01 am
I presume a hippy with way too much free time made this.
And I bet hippy chicks love it.
To be honest, I hate when this stuff makes me smile. And this one did.
Comment from jenine
Time: July 25, 2007, 6:07 am
i want one… is this a official product
Comment from Alfred
Time: July 26, 2007, 5:12 pm
LOVE IT!
Comment from shutterbug74
Time: July 31, 2007, 7:57 pm
My husband says when people smoke weed, they become carpenters and can build the oddest things to smoke pot in - so this doesn’t surprise him at all.
Comment from caraMIA
Time: August 5, 2007, 2:14 am
this is my version of it.
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k8/o713/101_0880.jpg
i’d be happy to make one for anyone who would like one =]
Comment from Nico
Time: August 8, 2007, 5:26 pm
oh god.
Comment from grly1000
Time: August 8, 2007, 7:43 pm
how do u make one? details?
Comment from Marina
Time: August 20, 2007, 10:56 pm
omg caraMIA i need one of those bongs
Comment from beka
Time: September 21, 2007, 4:21 am
my boyfriend totally made me a hello kitty bong :]
Comment from sander
Time: October 30, 2007, 11:16 pm
oh my gosh i want one
Comment from cryst
Time: November 14, 2007, 10:27 am
ha ha ha wow i so want one
Comment from V
Time: November 14, 2007, 10:31 pm
I REALLY REALLY REALLY want one
my boyfriend & I were talking about it today, & he said if he’d buy one for me, if he found one
so far no luck :’(
Comment from KiokiBrooke
Time: November 17, 2007, 1:46 pm
I love it and would love to buy one!
Comment from katie
Time: December 9, 2007, 2:58 pm
WHERE DO I GET ONE?!?!?!
Comment from mily
Time: January 16, 2008, 11:30 pm
caraMIA i’d like one!!!
Comment from Kellygirl
Time: January 24, 2008, 7:41 pm
caraMIA….
How much for you to make one??
Comment from tay tay
Time: February 13, 2008, 10:56 am
a frikken bong??WTF??????????????????????????????
Comment from Ashley H.
Time: February 20, 2008, 6:22 pm
How much would it cost to make one…I’m willing to pay a couple hundred for it? My best friend love hello kitty and her b-day is coming soon….I’m serious! You should email me and let me kno…
Comment from maaaaaaadeline
Time: March 3, 2008, 1:11 pm
couple hundred? the watter bottle is only 4 dollars.
the only hard part would be finding something to use as the stem. cause you can’t smoke out of plastic, silly.
Comment from danielle
Time: June 4, 2008, 7:41 pm
caraMIA- i have a friend who LOVES Hello Kitty…she has a Kenny from South Park bong that I broke….and thank goodness it wasonly the top part and we had it fixed, but still I would love to make it up to her by getting her a Hello Kitty bong. How much? email me back how to reach you.
Comment from Annissa
Time: June 21, 2008, 11:02 pm
dude… this is too freaking cool. hahaha send me one for free… its my birthday. cough* lol
Comment from Lindz
Time: June 23, 2008, 7:37 pm
i wantone sooo bad!
where can i get a plastic hello itty like that?
anywhere online?
and what about the peice thats used for the mouth peice? what is that? and where can i get one of those?
add me on myspace or something…. i want all the info for this i can get to make one of these. i have so much time on my hands and with that time i plan on making one (:
Comment from Louise
Time: June 30, 2008, 11:14 am
Thats INSANE.
And I know TONS of people who would love it.
Comment from Jack
Time: September 11, 2008, 2:30 am
cool
Comment from Amelia
Time: October 12, 2008, 5:04 pm
wow
The fact that a childrens toy has branched out to become a brand that produces bongs,guns and vibrators,is only slightly disturbing.
Comment from Jessica Pingleton
Time: October 18, 2008, 9:45 pm
jennell. how much would you charge to make me one? maybe we can make an arrangment over pay pal
Comment from Leeroy Jankens
Time: October 21, 2008, 11:09 pm
OMFG I WANT ONE LIKE NOW!
`LEEEERRROOOOYYY JANKENS!!!!!!`
Comment from briii
Time: November 10, 2008, 9:29 am
me and my boyfriend have been looking everywhere for the waterbottle this is made out of and we can’t find it anywhere.. I was wondering if anyone could give me a website or something for me to find it? or if someone would just make me one to buy? my boyfriend wants to get it for me for our one year anniversary haha
please email me or something, anything!!!

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