Hello Kitty Bong
Hmmmm, this Hello Kitty mod is taking Hello Kitty’s main goal in life of alternating everyone’s state of mind to a whole new level – the Hello Kitty bong:

When I saw this, I mentioned to my wife that I would not be surprised if Sanrio is in the process of developing a Hello Kitty brand of pot that would help alter people’s perception to instantly fall in love with Hello Kitty.
To which my wife responded with a smile, “It’s not needed. We are all high on Hello Kitty just the way she is” — and that, my friends, typifies the Hello Kitty Hell I live in…
Thanks to way too many readers (via two twenty) who obviously must be smoking the stuff to spend so much time looking for Hello Kitty crap to email to me…
Update: another Hello Kitty bong photo left by jennell in the comments:


Left in the comments by Harlock

Sent in by Jean [apparently there is now a retail line...]

Close-ups left by filipetadamassa on twitter

Sent in by james (via friend without the r)
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Posted: July 22nd, 2007 under Hello Kitty Gadgets, Hello Kitty Strange.
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Too Cute!
Hello Kitty pot? It would be pink and smell of strawberries!
This really is strange! I’ll try and beat it!
The first thing I thought when I saw that was “Has Hello Kitty had a rather, er, dramatic sex change?” I hope that’s fake. If it’s not, fire that designer! Better yet, fire everyone who has ever designed a HK product! (Especially whoever came up with the banana cover.)
http://a1000.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00531/99/97/531977999_l.jpg
that’s one that my friend made a couple years ago. i think he even used the same hello kitty coin bank to make the bong…
It would make a lot more sense if the “pot bowl/pipe thingy” was possitioned over her mouth.
I presume a hippy with way too much free time made this.
And I bet hippy chicks love it.
To be honest, I hate when this stuff makes me smile. And this one did.
i want one… is this a official product
LOVE IT!
My husband says when people smoke weed, they become carpenters and can build the oddest things to smoke pot in – so this doesn’t surprise him at all.
this is my version of it.
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k8/o713/101_0880.jpg
i’d be happy to make one for anyone who would like one =]
oh god.
how do u make one? details?
omg caraMIA i need one of those bongs
my boyfriend totally made me a hello kitty bong :]
oh my gosh i want one
ha ha ha wow i so want one
I REALLY REALLY REALLY want one
my boyfriend & I were talking about it today, & he said if he’d buy one for me, if he found one
so far no luck :’(
I love it and would love to buy one!
WHERE DO I GET ONE?!?!?!
caraMIA i’d like one!!!
caraMIA….
How much for you to make one??
a frikken bong??WTF??????????????????????????????
How much would it cost to make one…I’m willing to pay a couple hundred for it? My best friend love hello kitty and her b-day is coming soon….I’m serious! You should email me and let me kno…
couple hundred? the watter bottle is only 4 dollars.
the only hard part would be finding something to use as the stem. cause you can’t smoke out of plastic, silly.
caraMIA- i have a friend who LOVES Hello Kitty…she has a Kenny from South Park bong that I broke….and thank goodness it wasonly the top part and we had it fixed, but still I would love to make it up to her by getting her a Hello Kitty bong. How much? email me back how to reach you.
dude… this is too freaking cool. hahaha send me one for free… its my birthday. cough* lol
i wantone sooo bad!
where can i get a plastic hello itty like that?
anywhere online?
and what about the peice thats used for the mouth peice? what is that? and where can i get one of those?
add me on myspace or something…. i want all the info for this i can get to make one of these. i have so much time on my hands and with that time i plan on making one (:
Thats INSANE.
And I know TONS of people who would love it.
cool
wow
The fact that a childrens toy has branched out to become a brand that produces bongs,guns and vibrators,is only slightly disturbing.
jennell. how much would you charge to make me one? maybe we can make an arrangment over pay pal
OMFG I WANT ONE LIKE NOW!
`LEEEERRROOOOYYY JANKENS!!!!!!`
me and my boyfriend have been looking everywhere for the waterbottle this is made out of and we can’t find it anywhere.. I was wondering if anyone could give me a website or something for me to find it? or if someone would just make me one to buy? my boyfriend wants to get it for me for our one year anniversary haha
please email me or something, anything!!!
do you if i could buy one anywhere?
caraMIA how much do you want for one?
OMG i really want a hello kitty bong nowww! fsdfisjdk where can i find one or how do i make one??
I would really really like one of these… is there somewhere i can get one?
OMG! i want it!
i love this more than any body does you better beleave that lol ware can i get it?
OMFG. CaraMIA. I NEED ONE! im serious. you posted this like two yrs ago, but where can i get one…are you still making them?
i want a hello kitty bong sooooo bad id sell my soul for one <3
how do i get my hands on one?? caraMIA… you still making them??? i want to buy one from you!!
I NEED this!
Seriously? A couple hundred dollars?
My boyfriend made me one a while back and it was maybe like, $12 altogether. Water bottle from Toys ‘R Us. He augured a hole in the top (had to convince me to let him drill a hole in her freakin’ head) and put plastic tubing from Lowe’s in it and made another hole in the top part (the cap portion) and got a rubber stopper to hold the downstem in place snugly. (Bought from a local headshop.)
Best smoked with something sweet (preferably kind) and ice in the water.
Seriously, save your money. I was talking with some kids on the HKO Beta who would pay their soul to own one, but it really isn’t that costly. Save your soul for Hello Kitty. XD
Hello Kitty x LV
http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb28/dopeysmom/helloLV1.jpg
I LOVE AND NEED IT!!! <3 ^___^
I need one please tell me where I can get oneee !
I NEED TO BUY the 3rd or 5th ones down! where can i get them!
@dtjunkie. STFU>FO. Hello Kitty has no mouth.
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