Hello Kitty Superhero

As mentioned previously, Hello Kitty has a problem with other pop culture and invariably tries to make it her own. She has obviously reached the point where all the superheroes have taken too much of the limelight away from her and instead of morphing the superheros into Hello Kitty, she has gone out and created her own Hello Kitty superhero:

Hello Kitty superhero

Hello Kitty super hero

This, of course, begs the question of what superpowers Hello Kitty possesses (this is something that I would really rather not know since it will undoubtedly be something that will make my Hello kitty Hell life worse). My wife thinks that she carries “barbells of love” because “Hello Kitty love will conquer all evil in the world” and a “heart belt of sweetness.” I have no doubt this is true because any enemy would rather end their life right then and there than have to witness either of those two powers in action. Then again, 99% of the world’s population (those that aren’t Hello Kitty fanatics) would also do the same…

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31 Responses to Hello Kitty Superhero

  1. Jam says:

    It’s….different. I like her bow!! The more I look at it, the cuter the whole HK Super hero is!! I like your wife’s idea of the “barbells of love”.

  2. Suzanne says:

    Don’t forget the SuperCute line at Hot Topic that the Americans can buy…

  3. Margaret says:

    Heh. I spent a good five minutes staring at the picture trying to figure out what the hell the little red things orbiting her were before I read the second paragraph. Planets- whole worlds that revolve around HK? (What a terrifying thought.) Some sort of force field? More of that silly apple theme?

    So I suspect at least one of the powers involved is invoking a WTF reaction in all who see it. Come to think of it, that ability translates to a lot of things featuring HK.

  4. brien says:

    99% of the world are not Hello Kitty fanatics?

    I’d have to say that seems optimistic.

  5. Mister John Doe says:

    Am I the only one having this feel..??

    I feel that the mask….just that some kind of …pervert’s wearing…

  6. Michael says:

    Are you sure this is a super hero? Looks like an attempt to break into Lucha Libre wrestling to me.

  7. jbizzle says:

    The wrestling thing makes more sense, going with the whole dumbell thing…she’s trying to bulk up! LOL

  8. TeratoMarty says:

    On the nose, John Doe. It’s a Hello Kitty gimp mask.

  9. Laiane says:

    Whenever I think I’ve seen the limit extreme unctuousness from Hello Kitty Hell, you wind up surprising me. Barbells of love? Heartbelt of sweetness? Nothing thus far has made me cringe like this has.

  10. Tamara says:

    That’s adorable. I figured you’d be so filled with joy to know that I ordered a bunch of hello kitty things today.

  11. Jam says:

    Alright Tamara!! Actually this site makes me want to shop for more Hello Kitty . Like Suzanne posted, Hottopic.com or in stores is a great place to find cute HK.

  12. Suzanne says:

    Haha, yes, you are only encouraging us.

  13. Tamara says:

    Ha ha, yeah it is. I at least try to find a way to buy the things he’s post most of the time. Thank you, sir.

  14. nervangel says:

    HOLA KITTY! She is a luchadora.

  15. mal says:


  16. Chardae says:

    Yeah this line is ugly in person.

  17. janelle says:

    Awh this is too adorable! I visited a sanrio store 2 days ago and almost bought a plushie!

  18. Jam says:

    Sanrio online has it now. I dont’ see the barbells of love on this one though.


  19. Tiffany says:

    I have this doll its is the cutest don’t you think, aww look at Hello Kitty little super hero to the rescue! woo! go get them Super Kitty! hehe!

  20. Liselor says:

    This blog’s doing some kind of HK promotion, actually… Quite unintentional? :D

  21. Firemage says:

    Aren’t her superpowers obvious?

    Mind control!

  22. heather says:

    Your site is great. You are freakin hilarious. I like Hello Kitty but am not obsessed, however I would like to see a picture of a decapitated Hello Kitty. Where can I find one?

  23. tamika says:

    his is the cutes this ever i love hello kitty so much and i love it1

  24. melissa says:

    WHERE can I buy one? I can’t find it any where online!!!! HELP!!

  25. Super HK says:

    I actaully have and love that Hello Kitty :3

  26. GwenStacy says:

    I….am crying now…mental scarring happening…

    (Thank GOD no one has attempted to cross Wolverine and HK…yet…)

  27. A luchador kitty…word.

  28. emily hello kitty's truest fan says:


  29. STACInotSCENE says:

    cutest super hero ever, so beats power puff girlys by a mile or 5xD

  30. xox says:

    i love the whole concept of
    the superhero/mask thing. so
    adorable! LOVE the bow! (:

  31. Leanan says:

    Why does she wear a bow both under and over her mask? I’d say one of those is reduntant.

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