Hello Kitty Superhero
As mentioned previously, Hello Kitty has a problem with other pop culture and invariably tries to make it her own. She has obviously reached the point where all the superheroes have taken too much of the limelight away from her and instead of morphing the superheros into Hello Kitty, she has gone out and created her own Hello Kitty superhero:
This, of course, begs the question of what superpowers Hello Kitty possesses (this is something that I would really rather not know since it will undoubtedly be something that will make my Hello kitty Hell life worse). My wife thinks that she carries “barbells of love” because “Hello Kitty love will conquer all evil in the world” and a “heart belt of sweetness.” I have no doubt this is true because any enemy would rather end their life right then and there than have to witness either of those two powers in action. Then again, 99% of the world’s population (those that aren’t Hello Kitty fanatics) would also do the same…
Posted: August 13th, 2007 under Hello Kitty Plush, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 30
Comments
Comment from Jam
Time: August 13, 2007, 1:06 am
It’s….different. I like her bow!! The more I look at it, the cuter the whole HK Super hero is!! I like your wife’s idea of the “barbells of love”.
Comment from Suzanne
Time: August 13, 2007, 2:17 am
Don’t forget the SuperCute line at Hot Topic that the Americans can buy…
Comment from Margaret
Time: August 13, 2007, 2:38 am
Heh. I spent a good five minutes staring at the picture trying to figure out what the hell the little red things orbiting her were before I read the second paragraph. Planets- whole worlds that revolve around HK? (What a terrifying thought.) Some sort of force field? More of that silly apple theme?
So I suspect at least one of the powers involved is invoking a WTF reaction in all who see it. Come to think of it, that ability translates to a lot of things featuring HK.
Comment from brien
Time: August 13, 2007, 2:53 am
99% of the world are not Hello Kitty fanatics?
I’d have to say that seems optimistic.
Comment from Mister John Doe
Time: August 13, 2007, 3:16 am
ummmm……
Am I the only one having this feel..??
I feel that the mask….just that some kind of …pervert’s wearing…
Comment from Michael
Time: August 13, 2007, 5:24 am
Are you sure this is a super hero? Looks like an attempt to break into Lucha Libre wrestling to me.
Comment from jbizzle
Time: August 13, 2007, 12:37 pm
The wrestling thing makes more sense, going with the whole dumbell thing…she’s trying to bulk up! LOL
Comment from TeratoMarty
Time: August 13, 2007, 1:46 pm
On the nose, John Doe. It’s a Hello Kitty gimp mask.
Comment from Laiane
Time: August 13, 2007, 2:17 pm
Whenever I think I’ve seen the limit extreme unctuousness from Hello Kitty Hell, you wind up surprising me. Barbells of love? Heartbelt of sweetness? Nothing thus far has made me cringe like this has.
Comment from Tamara
Time: August 13, 2007, 4:56 pm
That’s adorable. I figured you’d be so filled with joy to know that I ordered a bunch of hello kitty things today.
Comment from Jam
Time: August 13, 2007, 5:17 pm
Alright Tamara!! Actually this site makes me want to shop for more Hello Kitty . Like Suzanne posted, Hottopic.com or in stores is a great place to find cute HK.
Comment from Suzanne
Time: August 13, 2007, 9:04 pm
Haha, yes, you are only encouraging us.
Comment from Tamara
Time: August 14, 2007, 9:48 am
Ha ha, yeah it is. I at least try to find a way to buy the things he’s post most of the time. Thank you, sir.
Comment from nervangel
Time: August 14, 2007, 5:19 pm
HOLA KITTY! She is a luchadora.
Comment from mal
Time: August 15, 2007, 6:41 am
SO CUTE. HAHAHAA
Comment from Chardae
Time: August 18, 2007, 4:45 pm
Yeah this line is ugly in person.
Comment from janelle
Time: August 22, 2007, 1:09 am
Awh this is too adorable! I visited a sanrio store 2 days ago and almost bought a plushie!
Comment from Jam
Time: August 22, 2007, 2:11 pm
Sanrio online has it now. I dont’ see the barbells of love on this one though.
http://shop.sanrio.com/hello-kitty-plush/90319-200707,default,pd.html
Comment from Tiffany
Time: August 25, 2007, 6:59 am
I have this doll its is the cutest don’t you think, aww look at Hello Kitty little super hero to the rescue! woo! go get them Super Kitty! hehe!
Comment from Liselor
Time: September 15, 2007, 8:59 am
This blog’s doing some kind of HK promotion, actually… Quite unintentional? 
Comment from Firemage
Time: November 16, 2007, 2:17 pm
Aren’t her superpowers obvious?
Mind control!
Comment from heather
Time: December 1, 2007, 8:19 am
Your site is great. You are freakin hilarious. I like Hello Kitty but am not obsessed, however I would like to see a picture of a decapitated Hello Kitty. Where can I find one?
Comment from tamika
Time: December 3, 2007, 8:08 am
his is the cutes this ever i love hello kitty so much and i love it1
Comment from melissa
Time: April 5, 2008, 2:39 pm
WHERE can I buy one? I can’t find it any where online!!!! HELP!!
Comment from Super HK
Time: April 5, 2008, 5:27 pm
I actaully have and love that Hello Kitty :3
Comment from GwenStacy
Time: August 8, 2008, 4:10 pm
I….am crying now…mental scarring happening…
(Thank GOD no one has attempted to cross Wolverine and HK…yet…)
Comment from AnnaBanana-na
Time: October 13, 2008, 11:47 am
A luchador kitty…word.
Comment from emily hello kitty’s truest fan
Time: November 18, 2008, 12:06 pm
sex-ie!
Comment from STACInotSCENE
Time: March 10, 2009, 2:50 pm
cutest super hero ever, so beats power puff girlys by a mile or 5xD
Comment from xox
Time: June 27, 2009, 1:41 pm
i love the whole concept of
the superhero/mask thing. so
adorable! LOVE the bow! (:
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