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    Archive for October, 2007

    Hello Kitty Swaroski 1GB USB Memory Stick

    Since it is the holiday season, Hello Kitty would never be satisfied with reintroducing a new Hello Kitty laptop look and adding a Hello Kitty mouse. She would demand more and of course, NEC would produce it in the form of a Hello Kitty Swaroski 1GB USB Memory Stick:

    And because it is Hello Kitty, that […]

    Hello Kitty Swaroski Computer Mouse

    Of course, NEC couldn’t simply stop with a new computer look. They had to create more bling to make Hello Kitty fanatics drool with dreamy lust as their significant others looked on in gut-wrenching pain. Thus the introduction of the Hello Kitty Swarovski crystal bead heart shaped mouse:

    Of course, this Hello Kitty fanatic lust has […]

    Hello Kitty NEC Laptop Computer

    Not only is one Hello Kitty laptop not enough for the evil feline, one Hello Kitty NEC Hello Kitty laptop with Swarovski crystal beads is not enough. Thus NEC has released a new version of their Lavie G model covered once again is crystallized bling:

    Since my wife already has the previous model, why would she […]

    Hello Kitty Halloween Costume

    Halloween is not celebrated in Japan, but now my wife wants to dress up in a costume because of this photo sent in:

    While my instincts are to go into yet another rant, maybe it will suffice to say that this is by far the scariest costume that anyone could come up with for Halloween. I […]

    Hello Kitty ATM Bank

    Now that it is holiday shopping season (at least to Sanrio which officially launched the Christmas selling season a few days ago in Japan), my wife is drooling at all the new stuff being launched. Another of the many embarrassing things about living in Hello Kitty Hell is that gifts to friends and relatives often […]

    Hello Kitty Pumpkin Carving

    It really does not help my Hello Kitty Hell when people actually take suggestions of my wife such as learning how to carve a Hello Kitty o’ lantern:

    via Movies of Myself (with the hope that it does mold and collapse into a zombie Kitty and we get to see a photo of that)

    Sent in by […]

    Hello Kitty Paper Shredder

    I have come to the conclusion that one of the most important skill sets when you live in Hello Kitty Hell is to learn how to keep your mouth shut on things you need and buy them yourself. While I have become quite good at this over the years, every once in awhile I slip […]

    Hello Kitty Karaoke Machine

    While all Hello Kitty products make me cringe, there are some that go beyond the normal Hello Kitty Hell cringe and bring actual physical pain to me when I think about them. My head is throbbing just thinking about the newest gadget my wife wants: the Hello Kitty Karaoke machine:

    Listening to the Hello Kitty theme […]

    Hello Kitty Christmas Lights Candy Rocks

    One of the things that I have noticed about Hello Kitty is that she takes Holiday specific items and tries to make them generic thus allowing the Hello Kitty fanatic to use the evil feline all year round instead of at only a specific time of the year. It is with this in mind that […]

    Hello Kitty Convention 2008

    You know that Hello Kitty Hell has reached an entirely new level of Hellishness when someone like me is actually invited to a Hello Kitty convention to give a presentation:
    I know you and Mrs. HKH are in Japan, but I wanted to let you know that next November, you’re invited to KittyCon 2008. It’s a […]