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Hello Kitty Space Heater

This is the time of year when people begin to take out their winter items. If you live in Hello Kitty Hell, that means having to deal with another year of such items like the Hello Kitty USB lap warmer and Hello Kitty USB foot warmers, but unfortunately things don’t stop there. That is because the evil feline can’t begin a new season without placing her mark on a whole new line for Hello Kitty fanatics to drool over. Thus my wife insists that we need to purchase this Hello Kitty flat space heater:

Hello Kitty space heater

Hello Kitty space heater

It’s when my wife start showing me things like this that I wonder if it would just be better to freeze to death…

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Comment from tamtamyoo
Time: October 18, 2007, 12:26 am

Is it safe?! Looks more like an electric grill to me!

Comment from darlene
Time: October 18, 2007, 12:30 am

You should freeze to death because that is what you deserve. Your wife goes to all the effort to make sure that you are warm during the winter and all you can do is complain instead of thanking her for her concern. How ungrateful is that?

Comment from tamtamyoo
Time: October 18, 2007, 12:43 am

Yeah, it might just burn down their home with all the other HK junk!

Comment from La Chatte
Time: October 18, 2007, 2:47 am

Darlene, give it a rest please. What’s your problem? People that like HK should be happy, not being mean bitches to people who don’t.

Comment from Absinth
Time: October 18, 2007, 4:39 am

I agree with La Chatte :) and that heater looks like something that you could get burned with…

Comment from Hello Xu Xu
Time: October 18, 2007, 7:36 am

pink and black are a nice combination, does it come in any other colours? Still a bit warm in Taiwan, but give it another month or so……

Comment from brien
Time: October 18, 2007, 7:39 am

I had to look closely to see Hello Kitty on it. Maybe it’s just how it photographs, or my monitor, but it seems that she’s hard to see. At least it has that going for it.

Comment from Wendy
Time: October 18, 2007, 7:47 am

This looks like something I’d burn myself on – then I’d have a Kitty face scortched into my leg.

Comment from LadyXS
Time: October 18, 2007, 9:06 am

I dont understand why you would need to purchase this item…It seems kind of…useless. xD

Comment from jennster
Time: October 18, 2007, 10:57 am

love the daily dose of darlene dumbness. i swear, i think she is a computer bot or something cause she basically says the same thing everytime.

that heater is scary looking.

Comment from shadowdragon
Time: October 18, 2007, 11:01 am

Last time I saw this appliance it was for sale (at an exorbitant price, I might add), without the kitty face, at an enormous cat show. They were selling it for CATS…..specifically, so you could use it on your aging and ill cats to help their arthritis & such.

We just use a cheap heating pad.

Comment from Alenderis
Time: October 18, 2007, 12:54 pm

Open Letter to Darlene: Do you have anything else to do, besides insulting him at every turn. To me, all of your posts seem to me to be the constant ramblings of someone with no friends. Is it because your daddy doesn’t love you?

Righto, to the actual post: From the looks of it, that thing seems to be a major fire hazard. It looks like its stands are barely holding it in place, you bump it the right way it’d probably fall and burn the house down.

Seems like something Hello Kitty would do, sneak into your house saying she wants to “keep you warm during the winter”, then bam, she burns down your house and all your valuables and leaves you out in the cold.

Comment from KALIKADAWNE
Time: October 18, 2007, 4:41 pm

Darlene is probably fairly young. Be kind to children, no matter how silly they seem.

Comment from jennster
Time: October 18, 2007, 8:52 pm

“Seems like something Hello Kitty would do, sneak into your house saying she wants to “keep you warm during the winter”, then bam, she burns down your house and all your valuables and leaves you out in the cold.”

ROFLMAO!!

Comment from Amy
Time: October 18, 2007, 11:42 pm

imagine her sweet visage engulfed in flames a million times over as the space heater with an open element burns down your home and all the useless merchandise that preceded her. however your wife may need therapy after that…. lol that is the compromise i suppose!

Comment from Absinth
Time: October 19, 2007, 2:36 am

“Darlene is probably fairly young”
No child is that fluent… darlene expresses herself in a very non-childish way! At the most she is a teenager with an obvious incapacity to accept people with different oppinions. Intolerance is never good, at any age!

Comment from Autumn
Time: October 19, 2007, 4:50 am

The warmer idea is a good one, although with Hello Kitty on it, its kind of…..stupid.

Slapping HK on something doesn’t make it any more efficient, just, more expensive. You can get dehumidifiers with HK on it for almost triple the price of a better one.

It’s a sad sad day when the one of the stupidest things (i.e USB lap warmer, Foot warmers, space heater) has Hello Kitty on it. And what is even sadder is, I don’t doubt that this space warmer will appear on his doorstep within a month.

Comment from Danielle Olivolo
Time: October 19, 2007, 10:38 pm

I love this. I want this. Sadly, it doesn’t seem to be available in the US. I can’t find it on either the Sanrio website or Dreamkitty.com. *sigh*

Comment from blkx
Time: October 21, 2007, 7:11 am

Yes, Darlene, he should freeze to death because you are someone who doesn’t like what he has to say, yet comes here repeatedly to spew off psycho-babble in hopes of converting someone who obviously has a pretty good sense of humor. Either that, or concocting some off analysis of this man and his wife’s relationship. Obviously, despite their differences, they seemingly get along, or else the blog would be called, ‘life in kitty heaven’.

Even as a HK fan, some of these extremes are hilarious. There are practical HK items (ok, that’s stretching it) such as rubber coasters I received from several friends (hey, at least my wooden furniture doesn’t get stained) or the Sanyo toaster oven (from older brother – I’m 33) w/ a HK image smacked on it.

While my other half (Marine) thinks HK is silly, he’s got a good sense of humor about it — esp hiding the little 1″x1″ dice dangling from his visor when he’s driving his friends, or putting up w/ an HK bathroom on his side (we’re not living together, but when he stays over, he gets the guest bathroom).

Ok, wow that was quite a bit of babbling myself!

Keep up the fun humor HK hater :)

Btw, this thing looks like a flat grill

Comment from AshMo
Time: November 30, 2007, 12:56 pm

my bf said this is a space heater for Demons!!!

Comment from cadz
Time: December 24, 2007, 6:16 am

i love it!

Comment from RT
Time: January 28, 2008, 9:24 pm

AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAA.

If my wife bought this, I would begin mail ordering live harp seal pups to burn in an effort to offset the cuteness.

Comment from Mandie
Time: January 30, 2008, 11:36 pm

It’s somewhat professional looking for a hello kitty product, i’d love to use it to keep my feet warm in the winter but i’d be tempted to make pancakes on it

Comment from Mari
Time: March 24, 2008, 6:10 pm

I’ll just wear some socks thanks. =)

Comment from imani
Time: March 24, 2008, 7:45 pm

i love hello kitty so i accept anything that has her face on it

Comment from melvina
Time: October 5, 2008, 12:17 am

how to purchase ites fromthis site

Comment from Emily
Time: August 28, 2009, 3:34 pm

Set the hello kitty crap on fire. that’ll warm ya up ^-^

Comment from YYY
Time: October 13, 2009, 10:54 pm

Aww…you said freeze to death instead of the D word. Give til death do us apart a whole new meaning…lol
I was reading through a lot of your blogs, and you never once used the D word. That’s sweet in a somewhat weird sort of way.
I’m a hello kitty lover, yet I still love all your blogs, you have a great sense of humour.

Comment from jo
Time: October 26, 2009, 6:27 am

hows this guy afford it all or is he connected with hello kitty with sanio

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