Hello Kitty Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade Float

I’m still getting things from Halloween when news like this is sent to me (it is very Hello Kitty like to make one holiday blend into the next so there is never a time when a holiday isn’t being celebrated by her):

Hello Kitty Macys Parade Float

Apparently Hello Kitty has been added to this year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving parade. This is something right out of one of a horror movie – could there really be anything scarier than a giant Hello Kitty hoovering over you? Guess who is going to be having Hello Kitty Hell nightmares tonight

Sent in by Mike who should have to spend the entire parade underneath Hello Kitty for letting my wife know about this which has her now hounding me with the idea that we should go to see this…

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30 Responses to Hello Kitty Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade Float

  1. Misawa says:

    Oooh. I never saw one of those parades before… only in the movies that show them.. I am suprised shes finally Made it into the parade though.. nice. <3

  2. Wendy says:

    Aww, I can’t wait to see Kitty in the parade!

  3. jennster says:

    hello helium! very scary but my daughter will love it.

  4. TeratoMarty says:

    Hum. What’s security like along the parade route? Any way that someone could get onto a rooftop and shoot the thing down? I believe they’re inflated in a couple sections now in case of leaks, so you ought to get in a couple of head shots and a few body shots. I recommend arrows with hunting tips, shot out of a bow no higher than 20lb pull. That way, it’ll puncture and rip, but won’t continue on through the balloon to harm bystanders, like bullets might.

  5. Zararocs says:

    Some of the things on this website are HK ridiculous, but I must say, this is fantastic. I honestly can’t wait to watch this year. And, to top it off, NYC has a HK store near Times Square, which isn’t close to Macy’s, but it’s in close proximity. What better way to sell more HK crap than to float a giant cat in a highly anticipated, publicized tv event? Props to Sanrio for finally getting her in!

  6. Georg says:

    There’s a Barney too. All Hail The Great Dancing Purple Eggplant.

    I can’t bear to watch the parades any more. Too scary.

  7. Pencil says:

    And to think I was glad I was back in New York and was actually going to see the parade. Oh man, My childhood memories are forever tainted by the kitty that knows no soul.

  8. Hey my email tip made it in HELLO KITTY HELL.

    I am so proud!

    This battle is not over!

  9. Richard B says:

    Great, now one of Americas greatest events has been HK’d.

  10. As the U.S. dollar devalues, in our new global economy, other cultures will be poised to move in.

    Don’t be shocked if HELLO KITTY ends up at the Superbowl my friend, Disney- look out!

  11. Richard B says:

    DONT GIVE ANYONE HERE ANY MORE IDEAS LIKE THAT. THE LAST THING WE NEED IS A KITTIFIED AMERICA… we have enough weeaboos, so more HK fanatics would be BBAAAADDD. Same goes for every other country

  12. I hear you bro.

    But NAFTA opened the door. No way to shut it now.

    If you don’t think Sanrio is plotting how to penetrate our market now, you don’t know Sanrio!

  13. TeratoMarty says:

    Sanrio has penetrated our market, and they’re not even wearing a Hello Kitty condom. What we must fear now is the bukkake of market saturation.

  14. Not quite the way I would think about it, but ummm, yep.

  15. Eize says:

    I found this blog by chance, and I must say: for a HK-hater, you sure have quite a “collection”. ;) I’ve read all your posts, cringing and giggling along the way, and I still wonder why–since you are so fed up with Her Mouthlessness–you’re [involuntarily] enabling your wife up to now (please believe me when I say that I have come to this conclusion without malice).

    To tone this down a bit, I’ll show you something I’ve made after discovering something in your archives: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v382/cmpraga/macro/hellokittyoffer.jpg . As for this float, if you have the opportunity, use one of those HK darts you were given some time ago. That ought to be poetic justice. ;)

  16. Eize says:

    “you’re [involuntarily] enabling your wife up to now”

    Okay–that was weird. I blame the caffeine not kicking in yet, but still…

  17. Richard B says:

    But what I don’t understand is why you guys keep sending HKH this stuff if he doesn’t want to see it. I don’t think he was being sarcastic when he said “Sent in by Mike who should have to spend the entire parade underneath Hello Kitty for letting my wife know about this which has her now hounding me with the idea that we should go to see this…”

  18. We are all in Hello Kitty hell.

  19. L.J. Norden says:

    The most controversial float for 2007 is being called the “Hitler Balloon”. It was reported 11/20/07 on my local Fox news this morning. The float is to promote the new Tom Cruise movie Valkyrie, which is based on the plot to assassinate Hitler during the height of WWII. Many groups are expressing outrage, and are demanding the float be removed from the Macy’s parade. To see pictures of this float, use the google and type “Hitler Balloon”. WOW.

  20. Hello Kitty says:

    I love this site because it keeps me informed on all the new Hello Kitty Shiz going on and I’m a fan of HK since a child. You aren’t offending people with this site, it’s actually informative. :^)

  21. Alyssa says:

    Whoever’s idea it was to put Hello Kitty in the parade must be mental…

  22. this is just purrrfect real talk so cute

  23. Hello Kitty says:

    Hello Kitty is coming to get YOU!! Naw, I’m just kidding but, Hello Kitty isn’t bad @ all, she is just misunderstood ’cause she doesn’t have a mouth but can still talk.

  24. hello kitty lover says:

    Ummm who cares anything about Hello Kitty, its just a darn character! You guys just need to get over her and live your life and worry about stuff that really matters. If you are an adult female and u still like HK thats cool, even more for little kids, but if you’re an adult hating on HK, get a life…

  25. mickey says:

    you got that right :)

  26. Annie says:

    THANKYOU SO MUCH FOR LETTING ME KNOW ABOUT THIS! I saw Hello Kitty Supercute twice on TV in the parade! It totally made my day!

  27. k says:

    I agree with hello kitty lover. After hk is just a character, she’s not alive and walking about. Is she realy worth wasting your time and energy that’s put into hating her, or being excessively fanatic about?

  28. Brandon says:

    i wonder how i could buy that, itd be the best and most expensive birthday gift id ever buy someone

  29. Heilo Kitler says:

    This Hk was in Hot Topic where you could get plushies, pillow cases, throws, purses, id cases, and jewelery. Sanrio did another superhero line as well.

  30. hell.okittylova#456 says:

    champagne… Bubbly americans import for special occations. I would have mine in a hello kitty engraved toasting flute.

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