Hello Kitty Urinal Target

Just when you think that Hello Kitty can’t possibly appear someplace more inappropriate than where she has already ventured, she once again shows that things can always get worse. It’s not often that I’m sent an e-mail with a Hello Kitty product that I’m not sure if I should despise or love — that is the current internal conflict that continues to rage within me in regard to the Hello Kitty urinal target.

Hello Kitty urinal targets

Hello Kitty urinal target

There is something that is just completely wrong about any Hello Kitty item that invades a men’s bathroom which leads me to believe that I should despise this product. That being said, along with the fact that I have to see Hello Kitty every second in every other place that I go, the thought of being able to piss all over Hello Kitty (as she encourages me to do so) has quite a satisfying appeal to it and why I may be in love with this Hello Kitty product.

Of course something like this would never work at home. First off, installing a home urinal, while it would be fantastic from my point of view (and I assume any man’s, really), is not something that my wife (or any other woman) is going to let happen — even if there are Hello Kitty urinal targets. On the off chance that she did, there is absolutely no way that I would ever be able to use it as intended (see Hello Kitty toilet paper).

I can already imagine if I had accidentally come across this myself. After having a few too many beers to drink, I too would wander into a bathroom to relieve myself to find Hello Kitty staring back at me out of the urinal. At that moment one of two things would happen: 1) I’d freak out with the realization that there is absolutely no escape from the evil feline and would immediately be rushed to a mental hospital. 2) I would see my chance to piss all over Hello Kitty, do so and then go back and drink as much as I could so I could do it again and again. This would eventually leave me either passed out at the bar or back at home with the worst hangover ever. Either way, I’d end up losing in the end which is pretty much par for the course when you live in Hello Kitty Hell…

Thanks to Steve who I will definitely go out and have a few beers with (and possible many more) if I’m ever in Spokane just so that I can have the pleasure of pissing on Hello Kitty while being able to justify it even to a Hello Kitty fanatic…

34 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Urinal Target

  1. The weird things people come up with. I can’t wait for a post that shows the advent of the Hello Kitty suppository.

    Oh, and darlene–SANRIO made this so that guys can pee all over Hello Kitty. I think someone’s trying to make a point here…

  2. I can’t believe what a terrible man you are! And how you can claim Hello Kitty wants you to pee on her when only an idiot would think so.

    Hello Kitty is teaching proper manners. That is something that everyone can agree on is a good thing and something that Hello Kitty is proud to do. She doesn’t say “pee on me”. She says “pee in the proper place” which is where the arrow is well below Hello Kitty. The only reason she has to do this is because there are men like you who are probably proud to pee on the wall and floor. I’m sure you are the type of man that leaves the seat cover up, too, and have no regard for women in this area.

    Only someone without any manners at all would write what you have written and even think of doing such a thing!! it goes to show what an uncouth individual you are and how you have no manners whatsoever.

    I suggest that you take a class in manners. You could learn a lot from Hello Kitty if you weren’t such a Neanderthal when it comes to proper etiquette.

  3. Guess I’m a “Neanderthal” as our oh so wise darlene wishes to put it. Because even though I don’t drink alcohol as it is (currently too young, and have had bad experiences with people I know and alcohol) I would probably go through more water, juice, and milk than ever before just so I could use this bathroom.

    The only sad thing is, this won’t destroy that “cat”.. and I give my apologies to all real cats when I call her that, real cats are cool …. no matter how often you do it.

    The freaky thing is if they’re making Hello Kitty target plates for Urinals, how long will it take them to put them in the bottom of their Hello Kitty Toilets. Hello Kitty is into some creepy stuff…..

  4. Well folks, I can now confirm that Darlene is female. That’s the only way that she’d not know that the spread pattern of a stream hitting the target area on that design would go sideways and get HK too.
    So yes Sanrio are inviting men to p!$$ on HK!

    Alenderis, caffeine is a diuretic, like alcohol is, so, if you like coffee, tea or cola, you could drink them rather than water, milk or fruit juice.

  5. Augh! I do NOT want Hello Kitty looking at my unit. The HK urinal target is wrong, wrong, WRONG.

    But yeah, this totally suggests that Hello Kitty is into “golden showers.”

  6. darlene: ”The only reason she has to do this is because there are men like you who are probably proud to pee on the wall and floor”
    loool I’m sure that’s the reason why.

  7. Oh I learn so much manners from hello kitty…..Actually no, Her sister on the other hand…
    If any of you have ever watched the series, Kitty is just a filthy, lazy and rude little kitten, whos sister tries to set her in the right path…. ROFL@Kitty teaching manners

  8. Wait, this was in SPOKANE? Not Japan? It really seems like the kind of thing that would be in Japan, although I guess it would probably be in Japanese, then. But seriously, Spokane? That’s awesome.

  9. I have never heard of such a thing… I’m amazed! If I were a man I would feel very unmanly having to pee on a pink target with a cute kitty… and Darlene manages to find some logic behind this object.

    Mr. HKH, you are not a neanderthal, to me you are just a normal man being insullted by an ilogical person called Darlene. So you ever feel offended with her words? I probably would…

  10. Curious… there’s a Hello Kitty television show? I remember being perplexed by HK at first because, unlike the glut of licensed characters from the US, her image *didn’t* refer to a television show or a book series or anything else. She was the ultimate in form without content. Now, I guess, they’re trying to back-fill some content into her form.

    However, I can tell you why Kitty is filthy, lazy, et cetera, in her TV show (no, it’s probably not because network execs secretly understand Hello Kitty Hell). In America, programming for children is required to have a moral or message. This was, I believe, a reaction against the amoral zaniness of Looney Toons and similar. However, it’s given rise to a nauseating number of saccharine, heavy-handed, condescending morality plays foisted off on our children. Personally, I intend to raise my children on the Muppet Show, old episodes of Sesame Street (pre-Elmo), Looney Toons and Monty Python, just like my parents raised me.

  11. Wouldn’t it be funny if your wife knew about this and made you go to the place that had this and fish it out of the urinal for her? Haha, gross.

    And Unknown, you are right about the cartoon. Kitty is always getting into trouble because she is so called “adventurous” and Mimmy is the one that is smart, practical, and has to reason with Kitty and bring her back down to earth.

  12. “Personally, I intend to raise my children on the Muppet Show, old episodes of Sesame Street (pre-Elmo), Looney Toons and Monty Python, just like my parents raised me.”

    HERE HERE Elmo RUINED Sesame Street. I personally think he makes children unable to speak correctly. If all they hear is baby talk that’s all they’ll do!

    On the note of the urinal thingy. I love it mainly because you could piss all over the little monster and no one would look at it twice as being evil. Makes me wish I was a guy so I could rofl.

  13. Thats the last thing you would expect to find in male toilets. How strange! I wonder what establishment it is… A bar… japan town shops…. or a hello kitty love hotel?

  14. omg.
    i feel so bad for yooh!
    i can hardley handle mah bestfriend loving hello kittyy.
    but mah teacher and 3 of mah friends do.
    well more do but i got them into itt,

  15. dude, you really need a holiday..ALONE.
    =)

    I’ve discovered your blog for only 10 minutes and I feel like I should take a break. I swear I hate this kitten even more now.

    poor you..

  16. This is the best blog entry I’ve ever read! XD

    If I was a guy I’d so do that too!

    I can’t believe your wife did that to you when you were in dire need of toilet paper! D:

    Poor you!

    Although I do wonder what your wife would think if you said “Let’s buy this and add it to your collection *thinks to oneself- then I can piss all over it!*”

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