Hello Kitty Assault Rifle (update)
There are far too many readers of this blog that have way too much time on their hands if the amount of people who sent me photos of the Hello Kitty AR-15 assault rifle (which I mentioned previously) is any indication. Apparently a lot of people thought it was a photoshop job, so to prove it wasn’t he took photos of it with his wife using it at the firing range.
No doubt that the military will be carrying these around soon. Seriously, I can’t think of anything more terrifying?
Sent in by 27 different readers (including the owner of riflegear), all of whom should have the wrath of Hello Kitty Hell fall down upon them for even thinking for a split second that it would be wise to send me this photo…
Update: A smiling Hello Kitty fanatic with an assault rifle really should be the definition of “scary” for the dictionary…
Sent in by prlemph
Posted: January 18th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Guns, Hello Kitty Sports, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 46
Comments
Comment from k
Time: January 18, 2008, 2:01 am
Well I’ll believe that, not that I ever doubted it’s existence. As I’ve said before if my boyfriend insisted I get a gun I would demand that it be a hello kitty one.
Comment from Absinth
Time: January 18, 2008, 3:45 am
I believe that as soon as the police starts carrying one of this cuties around crime will go down drastically!
Just imagine being a robber and telling your friends that you were arrested with or shot by a Hello Kitty gun… humilliating! Then again… what policeman would carry this gun around and not feel silly? At least the criminals would be laughing their way to jail 
Comment from Eize
Time: January 18, 2008, 7:07 am
If there is a way to Hello Kittify all illegal armaments, there wouldn’t be crime.
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Comment from richardb
Time: January 18, 2008, 10:23 am
why do people care about this? the gun looses its awesomness with pepto bismol pink
Comment from kim
Time: January 18, 2008, 1:03 pm
You poor man… how do you survive all this? I’d die. Or run for my life. You must really love that wife of yours too put up with all this…
Comment from Wennie
Time: January 18, 2008, 2:11 pm
Hello Kitty rifle is simply wrong!! HK should not be associated with violence!!
Comment from bikergirl
Time: January 19, 2008, 4:48 am
i dont think that think is a official product some how… why cant these be legal in the uk….
Comment from DarkFeline
Time: January 19, 2008, 9:54 am
Hey 
I’ve been reading your posts and…
I think it’d be interesting to know how your daily life is
Leads us through one day of your life for us to know how much in contact you are with HK stuff :>
If you do if, i promisse i shall never send you any Hello Kitty pics that your wife might see and use to make your life even worse :>
Comment from FnC
Time: January 19, 2008, 2:51 pm
While I appreciate your pain, and thank God that my wife has not gone so far down the seventh level of HKH that your’s has. . . your site is simply giving her IDEAS at this point. . . and that’s CHO BERIBA!!
Comment from Zombie
Time: January 19, 2008, 3:32 pm
im not a big fan of hello kitty, nor do i hate it or anything, just neutral normal funki roary,
but holy jesus, thats just brilliant. Not exatly cute overload, but still pink and flowery, now all u need is that guy dressed up in a sparkly pink costume and using that gun to blow someones brains out
Comment from kittypearl
Time: January 19, 2008, 3:37 pm
Kitty- tastic Is this sold in all shops? Please be honest!!!
Comment from HELLO KATIE
Time: January 20, 2008, 5:34 am
oh god I want it so bad
Comment from Gen Kanai
Time: January 20, 2008, 5:48 am
If you look closely, Kitty on the stock of the AR-15 is holding a Kalashnikov…
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: January 21, 2008, 2:13 am
AK-47, when you absolutely, positively, have to destroy every Oedipus-complexed piece of HKified tat in the room. Accept no substitutes!
Comment from leti
Time: January 21, 2008, 8:26 pm
i sure as hell get that one and blow the hell outa somebody lol
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Time: January 24, 2008, 4:14 pm
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Comment from Lala
Time: February 8, 2008, 11:13 am
I want one!
Comment from PhD
Time: March 17, 2008, 1:25 am
While my father didn’t need one of these to get me into gun sports and self-defense, I’m sure a lot of gun-toting men blessed with sparkle princess daughters would love this.
Besides, Mossberg print doesn’t come in pink.
Comment from jazmonique
Time: April 9, 2008, 8:48 pm
dat so clean i have to get 1
Comment from Michiah Stone
Time: May 15, 2008, 11:57 am
Though this may be a little over the top–How humiliated would the enemies be if they found out that their armies were being destroyed by HELLO KITTY GUNS? LOL
Not only is it physically devastating, but psychologically destructive as well. =]
Comment from Hello Kitty rules!!
Time: May 16, 2008, 11:40 am
lol thats just wierd and i think deep down u love hellokitty!
Comment from taelor
Time: May 29, 2008, 11:40 am
i would ? to have one of these!! my boyfriend and his friends would probably have a good laugh with me taking a gun like this to go hunting! lol!!! ? it!
Comment from taelor
Time: May 29, 2008, 11:45 am
those ? marks were supposed to be hearts, someone just informed me that ar 15’s r automatic mind blowers, so all i have to say about my last comment is POOR DEER!!! or squirrel, w-eva
Comment from Shelley
Time: July 2, 2008, 2:44 pm
I must have this gun. Then the world shall be mine, he he *evil laughter*
Comment from BEAR
Time: July 26, 2008, 5:53 pm
ha ha…i want this gun. 
Comment from Frank
Time: July 27, 2008, 7:20 pm
Beautiful.
Comment from Modern___ Again
Time: September 15, 2008, 7:18 pm
If an attacker was to miss, then surely you’d die laughing.
And if you did get shot and die, then surely you’d want to keep it a secret so as to save your family name from shame
Arbituary:
Sadly taken from us by Hello Kitty.
God Bless.
Comment from R. Conrad
Time: October 12, 2008, 5:26 pm
I am building an AR15 for my 10 year old Grandaughter to get her interested in firearms competetion. I’m taking one of my AR15’s & making it 10 year old friendly. In other words…HELLO KITTY!
Comment from sierra
Time: November 19, 2008, 6:56 pm
i want this gun i might actually use it…teehee…
Comment from Heather Kitty
Time: November 28, 2008, 2:29 pm
FYI, this guy totally ripped off Sanrio. Not only does he only sell this gun privatly now, but when you buy it online, the Hello Kitty and the picture are smeared with photo shop so that you could still buy this, but you would have to know what originally the gun looked like and how it comes to you. That’s right, Sanrio will not allow him to sell this gun anymore and sell it as a Hello Kitty gun, but I assure you that when you actually buy it and it comes to you, you will delight in the sheer excitement only this finatically cool Hello Kitty rifle could give you. If you need to know where to get this gun, I can tell you 
Comment from krissu
Time: December 1, 2008, 10:26 am
Heh! Funny :D:D:D
Comment from Bianca
Time: December 13, 2008, 12:36 am
I just love how the magazine (I think that’s what you call it) is white with pink flowers – contrasting beautifully with the rest of the rifle. Gorgeous. I must have one!!
Comment from mary
Time: January 9, 2009, 8:12 am
That is beautiful. XD
Comment from Kels
Time: February 8, 2009, 2:59 pm
Aww, it even has a Hello Kitty on the side!! Adorable! I’d buy one, if I had the money… T.T
Comment from ariel
Time: February 16, 2009, 11:24 pm
that is so amazing!! Where do you get one?
Comment from STACInotSCENE
Time: March 9, 2009, 2:36 pm
I want one:O
so i can sit my porch n wait for the right momentxD
Comment from Jourell1
Time: March 23, 2009, 8:37 pm
Wow…. you can have an HK H&K. Now THAT’s a scary thought, still its good to see the little demon showing her true colours. Proof that she’s a demon: she doesn’t have a mouth. How can anything that can’t eat be natural?
Comment from javi
Time: April 24, 2009, 7:11 am
i want it! ;D
Comment from sheena
Time: April 28, 2009, 12:54 am
can anyone tell me where to buy one? please email me back. thanks.
Comment from Melissa
Time: May 22, 2009, 2:51 pm
Oh man, I was almost positive that the gun in the first assault rifle posting was a toy…. but looks like I was wrong! That gun just looks like it’s begging for some little kid to pick it up and play with it. “Whoops! I just shot daddy!” Bad Kitty…
Comment from Friedrich
Time: August 28, 2009, 11:42 am
WOW the police department “SWAT” (SPECIAL weapons & tactics) team will be getting these the next time they screw up, for those “Special” situations. Just think, If they had been pointing THIS type of assault rifle at Elian Gonzalez, instead of that boring olive drab one, the photos might not have looked so bad in the press…………
Comment from Friedrich
Time: November 15, 2009, 1:04 pm
If they had been pointing THIS type of assault rifle at Elian Gonzalez, instead of that boring olive drab one, the photos might not have looked so bad in the press…………
A DEFINITE YES!!!!!
Its actually the PERFECT gun for those situations!!!!!!!!!
And the updated photo is great!
Comment from Audrie
Time: November 15, 2009, 11:47 pm
..that is kinda stupid…
Comment from Shakespeare_mara
Time: November 16, 2009, 2:15 pm
The thing is, would you bash a HK fanatic who was standing there with that thing in their hands? No, probably not.
Comment from Icer
Time: November 16, 2009, 9:07 pm
It wouldn’t be equipped, why? Crimes against humanity.
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