Hello Kitty Edible Fruit Bouquet
Just one more indication that Hello Kitty fans can’t leave even a bad idea alone. I was already cringing at the Hello Kitty flower bouquets, but there was no way that the evil feline would stop at that. Instead, she morphed the bouquet from flowers to fruit creating a Hello Kitty edible fruit bouquet:
Yes, those are Hello Kitty pineapple shapes which again takes another bad idea (Hello Kitty Fruit) and takes it to another level by making it into the evil feline’s image. I’m sure if one of these ever arrives at our house, I will have to weigh whether it’s simply better to trash it immediately or first violently bite Hello Kitty’s head off, both of which would likely relegate me to the couch in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag for a long period of time.
Even worse, it all comes in a keepsake tin so that you have to remember the horrifying experience every time I see it (there is something about these keepsakes that Hello Kitty fanatics absolutely love which of course only deepens the Hello Kitty Hell pit).
Of course, my wife loves it and thinks that it’s a brilliant idea. “Who wouldn’t want to receive a fruit basket filled with Hello Kitty?” which pretty much means I’m going to have to face this monstrocity at some point in the future. Just one more thing to look forward to in Hello Kitty Hell…
Sent in by Mike who should have to eat all his food in the shape of Hello Kitty for even having the notion that sending this to me would be a good idea…
Posted: January 19th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Decor, Hello Kitty Food.
Comments: 37
Comments
Comment from §tevé
Time: January 19, 2008, 7:25 pm
I like how you wish punishment on those who keep your blog alive. Way to shoot yourself in the foot.
Comment from kty
Time: January 19, 2008, 8:22 pm
yeah, he’s stupid. I send him photos all the time and he never bothers to post them or even to write back thanking me for sending them to him. And when I write to him asking why he won’t put them up, he won’t even answer those emails. He discriminates on the photos he uses and ignores some people.
Comment from zainab
Time: January 19, 2008, 8:38 pm
oh steve and kty….it’s all in the fun and spirit of the blog…aren’t there more important things in life to get angry about?
this blog is comedic and fun really….
and now to this post.
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I like fruit, but really- this is NOT a good way to get your hubby/boyfriend to eat healthy…
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I just had a mental image of a star wars fruit bouquet. weird 0_0.
Comment from sir jorge
Time: January 19, 2008, 8:54 pm
i’d eat it
Comment from jennster
Time: January 19, 2008, 9:29 pm
if you don’t like the blog, read something else.
duh.
Comment from kty
Time: January 19, 2008, 9:45 pm
It’s not fair. Why does he use other people’s photos, but not mine? I spend a lot of time looking for them and then he just ignores me. No thank you or email.
He should be thankful that I spend the time looking so he doesn’t have to, but all he does is ignore and then wish punishment on those that help him. That makes him stupid.
Comment from Yami
Time: January 19, 2008, 9:53 pm
Hello Kitty fruit..
There are no words, and I can’t tell if I’m horrified, or if I want to squeal in that fangirlish fashion that would get me shunned from your forums, or possibly shot with that HK assault rifle. xD;
Kty, it is his blog and his choice of what to use. He didn’t ask you to waste so much time finding them when hes perfectly capable of doing it himself as you can see.
Comment from kty
Time: January 19, 2008, 10:00 pm
I know he didn’t ask, but that doesn’t give him the right to ignore me and not thank me. That is common courtesy. All he does is spend his entire day working on this blog so he should have the time to send an email telling me thank you for the help.
He doesn’t do any of the work himself. He’s lazy. He uses photos from people who send him things and then he wishes punishment on them. He’s lazy and ungrateful.
My photos are as good or better than the ones he posts. It doesn’t make sense except that he discriminates.
Comment from Hello Kitty Junkie
Time: January 19, 2008, 10:29 pm
That is so cute! I wish someone would get it for me! 
Comment from Katsuko
Time: January 19, 2008, 11:18 pm
@kty
Haven’t you ever heard of playing hard to get? LOL Just stop sending him the photos and maybe he’ll miss you so much that he will use a photo from you.
You could also write your own blog instead of being lazy. Spending all that time and effort just for him to acknowledge or thank you seems kinda silly. Give his blog some competition if it bothers you this much.
Comment from Jesse
Time: January 19, 2008, 11:24 pm
I don’t like Hello Kitty, but shaping the pineapples in hello kitties image is pretty clever. I would love to receive this, pineapple is tasty!
Comment from Courtney
Time: January 19, 2008, 11:26 pm
kty seriously relax, he dosnt spend his whole day on his blog, say like perez hilton. He has a diffrent job this blog is just a side thing he decided to start for fun, to explain to people, and not get judged or critized like his wife does, (err well other than darlene and some other HK fanatics but there always fun to make fun of :)) and maybe these thing you send in hes seen before or just isnt that shocking to him to really care because he has started to become used to little things, stop being so pesstimistic and thinking highly of yourself and just come down from that dream cloud from yours.
Oh and with the fruit thats just plain weird. But if you do get it enjoy eating the evil felines head, or if your wife insists it stays entact, enjoy watching it rot and getting the joy of throwing it out x]
Comment from Kas
Time: January 19, 2008, 11:30 pm
Lmao kty, get a life. He’s not going to use every image he receives, especially if it’s something that’s not really surprising at all to find Hello Kittyfied. If it bothers you so much then just buzz off and quit sending him things. I doubt he’d care. (Besides that, uh, way to make assumptions, saying all he does is work on this blog.) Did you miss the whole point of this blog? You know, humor? Maybe you go search for some of that since *you* apparently have enough free time to spend all your time searching for pointless things.
Flaming aside. I’m surprised no one has pointed out that at least you can’t reasonably keep the fruit forever. It had to be eaten at some point, after all. If you take a bite out of Hello Kitty’s head then just assure your wife that you wanted to appreciate the best part of Hello Kitty first (since it is her head that is most recognizable and most used, therefore…)
Comment from kty
Time: January 19, 2008, 11:50 pm
All I’m trying to say is that he should appreciate his readers more and that means taking time to say thank you when someone sends a email with photos to him. He should also explain why he uses some photos and why he refuses to use others. If he’d explain, then I could find some that he’d use, but he doesn’t even care. It’s like he doesn’t care if we send photos to make his life easier.
Think about how much harder he would have to work if everyone didn’t send him photos. And think how much less interesting the blog would be. He owes me an apology for not being considerate and to everyone else that has helped him as well.
Comment from k
Time: January 20, 2008, 2:00 am
Kty- he dosen’t want you to send him pics which is why he wishes punishment on those who send him pics he uses. What are you like Darlene’s sister or something?
Why would a person go through all the trouble of making their food look like hk? They’re just going to eat it anyway.
Comment from Yami
Time: January 20, 2008, 2:42 am
I can’t believe I found one of these at my local Asian market. Thanks to this photo at least I managed to hide away and not allow my friends to buy one. Thanks to this warning I stayed away from kitty cannibalism. For now.
Comment from bear_1
Time: January 20, 2008, 3:46 am
The fruit bouquet is bizarre, and fruit shaped like HK is just disturbing. Although, biting HK’s head righ off could be fun…
And Kty, shush! If you don’t like how HKH runs his blog, then don’t go to said blog. But sitting here bitching about it isn’t going to accomplish anything! Seriously, are you related to Darlene or something?
Comment from Bee
Time: January 20, 2008, 4:19 am
Did you not notice there is a disclaimer specifically asking people not to send him things, kty? I don’t think he wants the kind of help you are trying to give him.
I wonder how much fruitage was wasted cutting all the bits into littler bits that look like stuff/semblances of a cat. Although as far as kitty stuff goes, this isnt half as creepy as some of the other stuff that’s on here….
Comment from Rune
Time: January 20, 2008, 6:23 am
@kty
*points and laughs*
@Kas
That was my first thought as well, at least this is not a keeper, unless you go out of your way and treat it with formaldehyde before encaseing it in some sort of clear resin. Thoug I do not doubt an HK addict would want this done I sotra doubt most have the abitily to do so.
Comment from kty
Time: January 20, 2008, 6:49 am
He doesn’t say not to send him photos. He says not to ask where you can get things. If he doesn’t want photos sent, then he should say so. And if he doesn’t say so, then he should be courteous when people do send photos. That’s common courtesy.
I know it’s his blog, but we are the ones that are doing all the work for him. Even if he didn’t ask us to, we are and he should thank us for that. And when he doesn’t use my photos or email me back to thank me, he makes me feel bad. Like I went to all this effort for nothing. So I do all the work, he is lazy and does nothing and then doesn’t even say thank you when he’s done nothing. And then he doesn’t even use my hard work. Why can’t you all see that all I want is a thank you for my effort. That’s not much to ask for.
Comment from Georga
Time: January 20, 2008, 12:39 pm
I would consider this an awesome weight loss tool…
Comment from Georga
Time: January 20, 2008, 12:41 pm
I would consider this the ultimate in weight loss products. It will either make you toss your cookies or make you loose your appetite. Either way - weight loss.
Comment from k
Time: January 20, 2008, 2:59 pm
Kty - i thank you for all your hard work at trying to help this blog, there feel better. Now shut up!!!! And quit trying to help the blog!
Comment from Suzanne
Time: January 20, 2008, 3:31 pm
Georga - agreed. Its a great weight loss tool for men and women. Women would be motivated to eat fruit all the time for it’s “cuteness” and men would be bulimic involuntarily. Everyone wins! YAY!
Comment from §tevé
Time: January 20, 2008, 6:16 pm
Not that I’m irate at his mannerisms. I love the blog, I love Hello Kitty. I just think the ‘thank you’ is a little counter-productive…and overused. Sure it was funny the first time, but you should just have a disclaimer on the front page that says “WARNING: If you, for some reason, find it in your heart to send me Hello Kitty things that I can then use to update my blog, then you deserve to burn in hell.” It’d save you a lot of typing.
In other news: I’D eat that.
Comment from Kelly
Time: January 20, 2008, 7:50 pm
Wow! That is soooo cute! But i couldn’t bring myself to eat it, then it would be gone, and no more Hello Kitty pineapple heads to look at….on the other hand, i have Hello Kitty jelly molds and Hello Kitty rice molds, they make jelly or rice into the shape of Hello Kitty’s head and i can make it over and over and over…it’s cheaper and easier than buying the bouquet!
Comment from thisdaydreamer
Time: January 20, 2008, 9:48 pm
kty, between the RSS feed and the email readers, there are almost 3000 people reading this blog and a lot of them are sending in photos. How much time is he supposed to spend thanking everyone?
Comment from darlene
Time: January 20, 2008, 11:49 pm
hahaha. I told you it would happen. People are catching on that you are mean and that you don’t respect us. I warned you this would happen. It serves you right.
Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: January 21, 2008, 2:11 am
Doesn’t this just lead to all the fruit drying out, and becoming inedible pretty quickly? Oh, wait, this is HKH, where marketting is more important than health or practicality! 
Comment from bear_1
Time: January 21, 2008, 7:36 pm
Darlene, just shut up. No one is listening to your rantings and lunacy anymore.
Comment from J
Time: January 22, 2008, 10:25 am
i think this is great! i purposely left this page up so my fiance could see the fruit bouquet and get the hint that i really want it. cos not only is it cute, but it’s GOOD FOR YOU! it’s FRUIT! and it’s a proven fact that making food into cute objects makes people want to eat them more. i mean, i am of the opinion that the Hello Kitty waffles are the best waffles i’ve ever tasted. so i’m pretty sure that those pineapples will be like the pineapples of heaven to me.
must find where to get it! (no worries, HKH, i know you don’t give out that info. i shall find it myself!).
Comment from Kelly
Time: January 22, 2008, 8:04 pm
I bet it’s way expensive though…
Comment from siimuk
Time: January 23, 2008, 9:18 pm
Kty, your searching and sending was of your own volition nobody asked you or owes you anything for it.
Your expectation to receive a thank-you for something you chose to do is very pathetic.
Comment from ikitty
Time: January 27, 2008, 10:41 am
I love this blog. This guy is funny as Hell and no way should he have to send out thank you emails regardless of what was sent to him. What is missing from someone’s life that they spend endless hours searching for pictures to sumit to someone else is never going to use? I would get the idea that he doesn’t want that kind of help after the first time pictures weren’t used. Seems to me the wacko filter is working just fine for him. Stop sending pictures. It is that simple. You really think whining about it is going to get you a thank you or aknowledgement? I would feel dirty and have to us HK soap if I got a thank you email after carrying on how you are K.
About the fruit. That is funny and disturbing. At what point do the HK people step back and rethink some if their ideas? I would eat the heads first for sure. 
Comment from KitiaraTomsen
Time: February 19, 2008, 4:05 pm
I’m way behind the times here, but this looks like a signature “Edible Arrangements” fruit basket modified to be HK. I have received a couple almost identical baskets from this company.
Comment from Mari
Time: March 24, 2008, 6:23 pm
wawwww…fruitylicious
Comment from lissajoy
Time: April 12, 2008, 8:12 pm
I’ve seen that before =]
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