Hello Kitty Edible Fruit Bouquet

Just one more indication that Hello Kitty fans can’t leave even a bad idea alone. I was already cringing at the Hello Kitty flower bouquets, but there was no way that the evil feline would stop at that. Instead, she morphed the bouquet from flowers to fruit creating a Hello Kitty edible fruit bouquet:

Hello Kitty fruit bouquet

Yes, those are Hello Kitty pineapple shapes which again takes another bad idea (Hello Kitty Fruit) and takes it to another level by making it into the evil feline’s image. I’m sure if one of these ever arrives at our house, I will have to weigh whether it’s simply better to trash it immediately or first violently bite Hello Kitty’s head off, both of which would likely relegate me to the couch in the Hello Kitty sleeping bag for a long period of time.

Even worse, it all comes in a keepsake tin so that you have to remember the horrifying experience every time I see it (there is something about these keepsakes that Hello Kitty fanatics absolutely love which of course only deepens the Hello Kitty Hell pit).

Of course, my wife loves it and thinks that it’s a brilliant idea. “Who wouldn’t want to receive a fruit basket filled with Hello Kitty?” which pretty much means I’m going to have to face this monstrosity at some point in the future. Just one more thing to look forward to in Hello Kitty Hell…

Sent in by Mike who should have to eat all his food in the shape of Hello Kitty for even having the notion that sending this to me would be a good idea…

Update: Worse than these actually existing is that some people think it’s a good idea to purchase them and give as a gift:

Hello Kitty fruit bouquet

Hello Kitty pineapple

Sent in by Caitlin

54 thoughts on “Hello Kitty Edible Fruit Bouquet

  1. @kty Woooooow. Okay I am a super huge Hello Kitty fan ( no joke I own a costume, my room is decked out, and my voice mail is her) but come on! This man HATES Hello Kitty and is doing this to release some anger about the ‘hell’ he is stuck in. People send him photos as a JOKE. It is not really to help the blog, but just because it is funny. TONS of people send him photos daily. I am sure he has a life outside of this blog thus he would not have time to message us all. I send him pictures all the time just because I get enjoyment out of it. I dont expect him to use each and every one (though I have appeared a few times ;) ). You need to chill out or find a new blog to read.

    @Darlene You my dear give Hello Kitty fans a bad reputation. Your flippin insane I swear.

  2. I think he is only promoting hello kitty more. I have a idea for my new house thanks to his blog on the hello kitty house thing xD! THANK YOU PERSON WHO MADE THESE BLOGS! I now know the renovation Idea I am going to do. The Hello Kitty Dream Home..2 xD If you see one in japan it is me..come visit! ROFLMAO

  3. OMG…ROFLMAO!!!!!! My mom actually bought one of these arrangements for my best friends 2 months ago as a “Thank you” gift!! It was ADORABLE! And delicious. And healthy!! I LOVE HELLO KITTY!!!! And I would totally eat one of these…. :D Mmmmm! Hello Kitty. It’s what’s for dinner…

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