Hello Kitty Eggs
In my wife’s never ending quest to make as much of our food Hello Kittified as possible, she recently purchased moulds that turn hard boiled eggs into Hello Kitty’s face:
Believe me, there is nothing more frightening that waking up in the morning, walking to the breakfast table still half asleep, sitting down only to have Hello Kitty face eggs staring back at you…
Photo sent in by hellosis who really should have to have all her food in the shape of Hello Kitty so she can suffer the same terror as I have to for reminding me of the nightmare I experienced only a few days previously…
Posted: February 13th, 2008 under Hello Kitty Food, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 41
Comments
#1 Comment from Mhkitty
Time: February 13, 2008, 11:27 am
Yeah, I’m first!
All I have to say is EWEEEEE!
#2 Comment from Mhkitty
Time: February 13, 2008, 11:28 am
Okay so one more thing, at least you can be happy that you’re getting to cut her up and take a bite of her ;D
#3 Comment from Clay
Time: February 13, 2008, 11:44 am
IF she lets you eat it.
#4 Comment from Helene
Time: February 13, 2008, 11:52 am
Yuck!
I guess they still taste like ordinary eggs, but still…
But I would enjoy sticking a fork into the little innocent-looking face. Repeatedly.
#5 Comment from k
Time: February 13, 2008, 11:57 am
That’s just nasty!!!!!
#6 Comment from Flying Potato
Time: February 13, 2008, 12:00 pm
Looks like breast implants :/
#7 Comment from Megan
Time: February 13, 2008, 12:33 pm
As a vegan, I am seriously considering buying that mold and giving it to everyone I know – it would permanently turn them off of eating eggs! I could never eat hello kitty-shaped eggs, they look absolutely disgustingly adorable!
#8 Comment from Wennie
Time: February 13, 2008, 1:20 pm
It’s actually really cute if you do it right. Whoever took the pic just did a bad job!!
I was very excited to find the egg mold on eBay, bought it right away. And now, all my hardboiled eggs are kitty face. ^_^
#9 Comment from Michael
Time: February 13, 2008, 1:23 pm
I feel my breakfast returning…
#10 Comment from zainab
Time: February 13, 2008, 1:55 pm
I like eggs =D
#11 Comment from Sus
Time: February 13, 2008, 3:03 pm
I should think that you would love getting to slice that face up and consume it over and over. I don’t believe you hate this one for a minute. Try them with a nice hollandaise.
#12 Comment from Mhkitty
Time: February 13, 2008, 3:43 pm
ROTFLMAO!!!
Flying Potato you are too funny!!!!!
#13 Comment from Courtney
Time: February 13, 2008, 4:13 pm
EWW I HATE EGGS ENOUGH
now i have more of a reason to hate the eggs 
#14 Comment from Kisa
Time: February 13, 2008, 4:14 pm
whoever did them did a really bad job with their mould (thats how they spell it for some reason all over ebay??)
Now I’ll admit to having a Rabbit, Car, Fish, and Bear mould for eggs. In my defense I have 4 children and for some reason the ones that didn’t like hard boiled eggs love them if they’re shaped cutely.
However.. I’m not going to spend $15-20 on a hello kitty one.. that’s just nuts!..
cute.. but nuts
#15 Comment from DanjerusKurves
Time: February 13, 2008, 5:26 pm
Oh dear, I think I might have a blogger-crush on you! I stumbled here by utter accident while searching for something horribly Hello Kitty-ish with which to torment a male coworker. I shall return . . . even though I am neither an HK fanatic nor hater. I just like good humour reads!
#16 Comment from b
Time: February 13, 2008, 7:00 pm
Would you like some hello kitty toast with that?
#17 Comment from Kelly
Time: February 13, 2008, 7:44 pm
You can get Hello Kitty Jelly molds too!! (follow my link for a pic) I made some Hello Kitty face jelly a while back.
You can also get other Sanrio character Egg Molds such as Cinnamoroll, My Melody, Usahana (i have all), and i make them on a regular basis as they are soooo cute!!
A hint: You need Large or Extra Large eggs for it to work properly, otherwise, if they are small, you can’t squash the egg into the mold to make the face.
#18 Comment from thisdaydreamer
Time: February 14, 2008, 12:10 am
Megan has now crossed the line into “scary veganism”. It is now time for her to start screaming at random people in restaurants for ordering meat and eggs.
#19 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: February 14, 2008, 1:39 am
Can I have the surf n turf please, rare enough that it still goes “moo” when I stick the fork in it!
And the “Hello Kitty” mayonnaise to start!
#20 Comment from gtrgdss
Time: February 14, 2008, 1:49 am
that’s just so not right. as someone who owns a hello kitty shower curtain and stupid little various figures, i’m sorry, i gotta say it –there’s a limit – that is so not right.
#21 Comment from georg
Time: February 14, 2008, 8:17 am
A conversation I just had with a gaming friend:
Me:Something we Won’t be trying… http://www.hellokittyonline.com/us/
Him: you won’t? but it’s CUTE
Me: Cute Must Die.
Him: the question is only, does it have a sniper mode
Me: very doubtful.
Him: nice gore splatter animations when you drive over them with a steam roller?
Me: I wish. I’d play if it had that sort of thing
Him: maybe you can craft your own kitty
Him: frankenstein style 
Me: A bow over the mouth for a gag
Him: BDSM kitty
Me: yes, I should try to make and sell Hello Kitty Gimp Masks.
#22 Comment from padoxiegirl
Time: February 14, 2008, 11:51 am
I’d hate to see what the chicken looks like that laid those.
Seriously.
Gross.
#23 Comment from Mr. Narwgea
Time: February 14, 2008, 12:43 pm
Stabbity stabbity stabbity stab. Whee!
#24 Comment from bear_1
Time: February 14, 2008, 5:11 pm
Just stab the damn things over and over till they don’t look like HK anymore.
#25 Comment from Eize
Time: February 14, 2008, 10:05 pm
Why would anyone want to mold their hardboiled eggs? :/
#26 Comment from MiSpoonIs2Big
Time: February 15, 2008, 8:45 am
Ok now that’s just screwed up. That’s going too far!
#27 Comment from mhkitty
Time: February 16, 2008, 11:15 am
There’s on eon Ebay right now for like $3.00 with 7.00 shipping!!!!
Go get it girls!!!!
#28 Comment from mhkitty
Time: February 16, 2008, 11:16 am
Sorry meant ‘one’…. I haven’t had these fingers very long have I???
#29 Comment from darlene
Time: February 18, 2008, 11:24 am
Your wife makes you breakfast and all you can do is complain. Once again, you show your true colors and what a selfish man you really are.
#30 Comment from Mari
Time: March 24, 2008, 6:21 pm
how bizarre and untasteful looking.
#31 Comment from Jackie
Time: March 25, 2008, 10:02 am
“Your wife makes you breakfast and all you can do is complain. Once again, you show your true colors and what a selfish man you really are.”
wow, darlene left a short comment today……
she must be getting tired….
#32 Comment from roselaring
Time: May 3, 2008, 7:13 am
shove it darlene
#33 Comment from ciciluvsHK
Time: May 13, 2008, 1:18 pm
oh! those are really cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wish that i could eat an all hello kitty diet, but sadly i dont think that there is enough healthy hello kitty food out there…
#34 Comment from Cynthia
Time: July 24, 2008, 8:00 pm
I wouldn’t eat those
#35 Comment from Maddyy
Time: July 26, 2008, 2:26 am
Oh my GOODDDD! Thats the scariest thing I have ever seen in my life.
#36 Comment from Lien
Time: August 8, 2008, 9:46 am
….Gross.
#37 Comment from Julian
Time: August 24, 2008, 8:12 pm
i thought they were breast implants too. they don’t even look like hello kitty.
#38 Comment from icess
Time: September 6, 2008, 6:46 am
not so bad. i would totally eat that!
#39 Comment from chaos
Time: January 28, 2009, 7:31 am
I like some (only some!) HK things… but these are TOTALLY DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!! Will bacon be next!???!!!
#40 Comment from Anti-Darlene
Time: August 25, 2009, 6:56 pm
They look like crap.
#41 Comment from SailorAlphaCentauri
Time: September 13, 2009, 6:32 pm
I have that egg shaper, but my eggs never turned out that poorly with the seams showing like that (which makes me think there are multiple types of Hello Kitty egg shapers out there, shudder at that thought!).
I am a HK fan, but my I was turned away from the brink when I had to show someone’s apartment to a prospective tenant several years ago and the tenant had an entire HK bathroom. That much pink horrified me away from insanity!
I am still a HK fan, but I love this site so much! The posts are priceless and should serve as a reminder to other HK fans that there is such a thing as taking it too far.
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