Hello Kitty Perez Hilton Shower Cap
Hello Kitty is bad. A Hello Kitty shower cap is worse. Perez Hilton wearing a Hello Kitty shower cap as a fashion statement pretty much is the thing nightmares are made of:
It seems to me that Perez Hilton wearing a Hello Kitty shower cap as a fashion statement pretty much sums up everything wrong with Hello Kitty. It’s seeing photos like this that make me think that there are great advantages to being blind. I guess it does serve a purpose of sorts – with all the people that must get sick around him when he is wearing that, at least his hair has some protection from the flying food chunks.
Of course, my wife doesn’t see it that way. For her it is simply proof that even those that are famous love Hello Kitty and therefore there should be no reason that I would not be willing to wear Hello Kitty as well. If it ever comes to the point where you see me out on the streets in a Hello Kitty shower cap, simply take one of the many Hello Kitty lethal weapons and quickly put me out of my misery…
Sent in by numerous readers (which again, is quite a disturbing trend in itself) who all should have to parade around with the same head fashion sense for thinking that sending me this photo to see could ever be a good idea…
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Posted: February 22nd, 2008 under Hello Kitty Celebrities, Hello Kitty Fashion, Hello Kitty Strange.
Comments: 31
Comments
#1 Comment from ghost
Time: February 22, 2008, 1:10 am
……. i really have no idea what to say to that. its so wrong on so many levels that trying to describe it would take the same volume of words as are found in an entire library, i will just simply sum it all up as wow, and also *horrible vile puking noises* and that about covers it
#2 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: February 22, 2008, 1:57 am
That ensemble may or may not be a “fashion statement”: I know nothing about fashion. 
What it most assuredly is is a “style statement”: The statement in question being “I know nothing about what suits me, and don’t care that I look an @$$ as a result!”
#3 Comment from Eize
Time: February 22, 2008, 2:29 am
No matter what he wears, Perez Hilton is GROSS.
#4 Comment from Cindy
Time: February 22, 2008, 3:06 am
I have that shower cap……… After seening that photo, I might have to throw it away……..
#5 Comment from mhkitty
Time: February 22, 2008, 7:08 am
Poor Rhianna… I feel bad for her having to be forever immortalized with him in the that photo…
I really hope someone smacks some sense into him to;
a) lose the fur
b) ditch the showercap in public and
c) get a tan!
#6 Comment from Leanne
Time: February 22, 2008, 7:27 am
Pretty sure it was a joke not a fashion statement.
#7 Comment from RSKS
Time: February 22, 2008, 11:04 am
was it rainy that day?
#8 Comment from DJ Psychomike
Time: February 22, 2008, 11:24 am
I thought gay men knew about style?
Oh well, another urban legend bites the dust.
#9 Comment from Jesse
Time: February 22, 2008, 1:27 pm
Gay men know nothing about style, take me for example :p
#10 Comment from Kelly
Time: February 22, 2008, 4:27 pm
I thought it was gross when i saw it the first time, second time around UGH
#11 Comment from k
Time: February 22, 2008, 4:57 pm
A shower cap as a fashion statement, I think he’s getting desperate, or stoned, whichever. I don’t think this will or should ever catch on to the general public, well maby stoners.
#12 Comment from Clay
Time: February 22, 2008, 7:57 pm
I’ve heard of Paris… but never Perez… I have NO CLUE who this crazy dude is… but he’s IS crazy for wearin’ that thing.
#13 Comment from Antinous
Time: February 22, 2008, 9:54 pm
Now I keep wondering if those feet were his. This is upsetting! You know how upsetting this is? It’s so upsetting that Darlene hasn’t even defended him.
#14 Comment from LeahBeast
Time: February 23, 2008, 12:02 am
okay thats disturbing
he ruins hk….
ew. EW.
#15 Comment from rectum rash
Time: February 23, 2008, 12:26 am
if i was her… I WOULD KICK HIM IN THE FLABBY PATCH OF SKIN WHERE HIS CROTCH SHOULD BE! mental scars are no joke
#16 Comment from Dave
Time: February 23, 2008, 6:31 am
He is a foul monger who should die of AIDS as soon as humanly possible.
Mario Lavenderia AKA Perez = PROOF there is no god!
#17 Comment from Rectum_rash
Time: February 23, 2008, 8:04 am
*puke* im srry but thats just the freaking grossest thing ever i think ill be haunted
#18 Comment from Kisa
Time: February 23, 2008, 1:59 pm
What is the point of shower caps anyway?? seriously?
and why would you wear them in public? but then again.. it is Perez.. he has no class
#19 Comment from Alfred
Time: February 24, 2008, 7:07 am
Perez is a failed actor wanna-be Z lister.Scum like him should NEVER be allowed to wear HK items.
#20 Comment from Alex
Time: February 24, 2008, 11:55 pm
I think Perez Hilton is reallly Darlene.
#21 Comment from Mhkitty
Time: February 25, 2008, 8:52 am
Alex- HAHAHAH!!!!!
I’m RAOTFLMAOHMS!!!!!!
#22 Comment from me
Time: February 27, 2008, 2:22 pm
I had to Wikipedia him. That’s 30 seconds of my life I’ll never get back.
I don’t know why any HK freak would be impressed that this famous-for-being-a-nobody/wannabe wore any HK items. I’d be more impressed by my local garbage men.
#23 Comment from Mhkitty
Time: February 27, 2008, 2:25 pm
Aaaakkkk!!!!
It never gets any better each time U scoll down the main page I just want to ralph!
#24 Comment from Mhkitty
Time: February 27, 2008, 2:27 pm
Oh, wait I figured it out…
He’s wearing the cap to cover a hideously badly done hair color, note the ugly orange-yellow hair color… I guess he was also going through his “Ronald McDonald’ phase then…
#25 Comment from red ranger
Time: February 27, 2008, 9:53 pm
omfg,hes wearing it to make fun of all the hello kitty freaks that thinks that cat is cute.
#26 Comment from andophiroxia
Time: February 28, 2008, 10:12 pm
Perez Hilton: Hey, I want to be a homeless crackwhore pimp and wear trash on my head.
I really don’t know if he’s making fun of anything, given celebrities these days…
#27 Comment from mhkitty
Time: March 3, 2008, 7:26 pm
‘homeless crackwhore pimp’……
Nice…. I never would have thought a pimp would look that bad, but he is sportin’ the fur coat…where’s the red paint when you need it????
#28 Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: March 5, 2008, 1:52 am
Here you go lass; here’s a couple of gallons left over from the Forth Rail Bridge!
#29 Comment from Perez Hilton
Time: January 21, 2009, 11:39 am
Fashion statement or not , you guys have to admit that i look spectacular with my shower cap. Rihanna just can’t keep her hands off me(eww).
peace out spunk bitches
#30 Comment from Martin
Time: April 23, 2009, 3:36 pm
Funny, my openly heterosexual comments on how little Perez should die didn’t make it on the site. Oh well, just goes to show how sodomites covers each others asses.
Lots of luck ho ho’s.
#31 Comment from ella
Time: May 26, 2010, 6:37 am
awwww you like cute in that pic
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