Hello Kitty Hell

It really is pretty pathetic when the character who is supposed to spread love and happiness to all has so many Hello Kitty gun models out there that she could start her own army — and that it’s gotten to the point where seeing a new gun isn’t really a surprise anymore. Even more disturbing, [...]

Just in case you were under the deluded impression that Hello Kitty was somehow not wanting to be on absolutely anything and everything that exists, I present the Hello Kitty bullet proof mask:

It’s not often that I can get behind a Hello Kitty product, but I do have to say that I approve of this. With all the Hello Kitty guns that are out there, it’s about time that they had something worthy to shoot at — namely a Hello Kitty shooting target:

For a cat that claims to bring love and understanding to the world, Hello Kitty sure does have quite a supply of pink weapons. One would assume that a pink Hello Kitty hand grenade would be more than enough for the evil feline to show her heartfelt kindness to all, but apparently she felt that [...]

What does the evil feline do when she has plastered herself on a Keltec pistol? You get the fanatics to make it appear that it is all about peace and love (while you continue to add to your stockpile of Hello Kitty weapons so that you can eventually take over the world) Sent in by [...]

I think it goes without saying that Hello Kitty has never found a gun she didn’t like. With the number of Hello Kitty guns in existence, the question really should be whether there is a gun model that the evil feline hasn’t put her paws around? You can mark the Colt pistol off the list [...]

You probably believe that when the end of the world arrives, things are going to get bad. What you don’t realise is just how bad that may be. I have no doubt this is exactly what you will see staring at you — and you will instantly know that there is no hope.

While one would assume that Hello Kitty had enough weaponry in her current collection, she feels the need to continue to add to it (further proof that she plans to start her own army) every chance she gets. The latest weapon to be added to her cache is the Hello Kitty Keltec plr-16 pistol:

Having a formidable weapons cache isn’t enough for the evil feline when all it includes is a Hello Kitty Armoured Personnel Carrier. There needs to be more. Thus, something as horrendous as the Hello Kitty tank exists:

It has been more than obvious for some time now that Hello Kitty loves her guns. It has also become glaringly obvious that the evil feline expects that she is going to need all the weaponry that she can possibly get her hands on when making that final push to take over the world. To [...]

The evil feline can never have enough weapons to arm her hoards of fanatics when it comes time to forcibly take over the world. Another Hello Kitty pink hand gun to add to that collection: Sent in by Shelly

There is no doubt that Hello Kitty loves her guns, so there really is no surprise that the evil feline would also eventually find her face on bombs. While these are artwork, you know that this has inspired the employees at Sanrio, and that it’s only a matter of time before she shows her mug [...]

I guess when you play competitive games, you have to sometimes sacrifice your dignity in order to win. That can be the only explanation for the Hello Kitty paintball gun. There is no doubt that upon seeing it, any opponent will be instantaneously frozen with both fear and disgust leaving him/her to be a sitting [...]

Another week, another gun to add to the Hello Kitty gun collection. It’s more than a little disturbing that Hello Kitty guns have become so common that my reaction is “oh, another Hello Kitty gun” and no “wtf is wrong with the human race?” It won’t be too much longer that the evil feline will [...]

As I have said time and again, Hello Kitty loves her guns… Sent in by gunlovr

Because let’s face it, in the world controlled by the evil feline, there just can’t be enough Hello Kitty guns… Left in the comments by Brian Updated: Still not sure I have the correct gun model, but corrected from AK47

In her quest to bring “love and happiness” to one and all, the evil feline has given us a wide assortment of Hello Kitty guns and an Hello Kitty armoured personnel carrier. So I guess it should be no surprise to see a variety of Hello Kitty hand grenades available in Call of Duty:

Because there has never been a gun that Hello Kitty could keep her face off, here is yet another Hello Kitty machine gun:

Because nothing shows the true cuteness and sweet side of Hello Kitty — and the love and happiness she brings to all — as 50,000 volts of electricity streaming through your body:

Well, I guess I can always dream: I think it would have been more appropriate if she had been hunted down with a Hello Kitty shotgun, but then again, who am I to nitpick… Sent in by Aein (via commercial archive) who deserves a beer on me if we should ever meet for bringing a [...]