Hello Kitty Hell

Comment from ghost
Time: February 27, 2008, 10:03 pm

ow
dear god
my eyes burn
i have to go drown myself now

Comment from thisdaydreamer
Time: February 27, 2008, 10:41 pm

Gah! Somebody please pass the brain bleach!

Comment from Clay
Time: February 27, 2008, 11:09 pm

Eww… Old… nasty… old… old… hello kitty… old… gross… Are my eyes bleeding? YES! They’re bleeding!

… old…

Comment from Kara
Time: February 27, 2008, 11:13 pm

wow she looks like she was tied to the bumber of the ugly truck with the ugly rope and then draged down ugly street for fifty ugly miles!

Comment from omg, shuze
Time: February 28, 2008, 12:12 am

Dude, that’s Amanda Lepore, the “Number One Transexual in the World”. I expect nothing less from her. Believe it, she does wear less.

Comment from Jesse
Time: February 28, 2008, 12:37 am

LMFAO!!!! That’s horrifyingly hilarious.

Comment from Flying Potato
Time: February 28, 2008, 1:14 am

Wow, I guess there IS freakier than Jocelyn Wildenstein…

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: February 28, 2008, 1:39 am

As Kara says, but only after having fallen out of the top of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down!

I actually feel sorry for the bikini!!

Comment from Eize
Time: February 28, 2008, 2:39 am

My eyes! My eyes!!!

Comment from Julie
Time: February 28, 2008, 5:14 am

OMG! I have never seen something more scary than this!!!!
Poor Hello Kitty!

Comment from Kelly
Time: February 28, 2008, 6:29 am

OMG that’s a man dressed up as a woman…ugh.

Burn my eyes please and then roll them in coconut and make lamingtons! Ewww…

I feel sick

Comment from wunderfisk
Time: February 28, 2008, 6:30 am

for once, I kinda miss having Darlene around; surely she would say something about how beatiful this picture is??

Comment from Georga
Time: February 28, 2008, 6:39 am

Uh…
Uh…
I have been rendered speechless.
This is the stuff that my nightmares are made of, especially in a mind altered state brought on by cough syrup. I am already down with bronchitis, now I have to try and keep my breakfast down…

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Comment from Mhkitty
Time: February 28, 2008, 7:26 am

Oh, the humanity!!!!!!
Aaaakkkkk, aaaaakkkkk,aak! (as I throw up my last 5 meals)
I will never be the same after seeing this!
Damn! That’s nasty!
I was going to ask if that was a man or a woman, I guess it’s both!!!!
WTF was that THING thinking??????
Hell, even Darlene shouldn’t be able to find a way to defend this…
Kara and Kitteh!!- Oh and you forgot being beaten by the ugly stick and the doctor smacking it’s mom for even having it!
RuPaul looks positively smashing compared this heinous thing!

Comment from Mhkitty
Time: February 28, 2008, 7:30 am

Does anyone have a rusty fork I can pry my eyes out with????

Comment from RenaissanceGrrl
Time: February 28, 2008, 8:29 am

Even those of us who love HK are a more than a little traumatized…

Surely your wife couldn’t defend this?

Comment from kce
Time: February 28, 2008, 9:09 am

*screams* Ack, now I must go look at the animated Hello Kitty getting tentacle-gang-raped to wipe this from my mind.

Comment from RSKS
Time: February 28, 2008, 11:13 am

maybe thats what darlene looks like.

Comment from Clay
Time: February 28, 2008, 11:28 am

sorry for the repost but HAHAHAHA ROFLMAO WTFOMGDAIRYQUEENBBQ at RSKS!

Comment from andophiroxia
Time: February 28, 2008, 11:43 am

Mhkitty: I’m SURE darlene would find a way to defend this.

Ughhhhhh….. I am all for people making choices, but man, are you sure they are exposed to the true consequences of their choices? Because somehow this person thinks it’s hot to walk around this way when it would even be hideous for even a young woman to be running around like this.

It’s just….. wrong.

I want to cry now.

Comment from TeratoMarty
Time: February 28, 2008, 11:59 am

Hey now, lay off the transexuals. They’re not men dressed as women, they’re women, albeit somewhat unorthodox ones. They have the same rights as all women, including the right to have bad plastic surgery and dress up in hideous HK-themed outfits whilst wearing clown makeup. Dear god, I may hurl.

Comment from Mhkitty
Time: February 28, 2008, 12:34 pm

Ha ha TeratoMarty… I was worried after the first three lines….then I saw the rest and breathed a sign of relief…then stupidly scrolled up again and promptly lost my lunch!
Clay: what the heck does all this *WTFOMGDAIRYQUEENBBQ*mean ??? I think I get the whole Dairy Queen BBQ part but the rest???
I’m so outta the loop man!!!!

Comment from darlene
Time: February 28, 2008, 1:38 pm

Shame on you Mr HKH. Unlike you who judge strictly on appearance, Hello Kitty doesn’t do this and it’s one of the reasons that she is loved by so many people. Hello Kitty doesn’t care what your sex practices are, what you look like, what your past has been or anything else. She loves everybody for who they are.

You’re stupid to think that only people that fit your image of beautiful will love Hello Kitty because everyone loves her. You, on the other hand, make fun of people just because they love Hello Kitty which shows that you have no love or respect in your heart.

At least she is willing to show her face and her love for Hello Kitty instead of being bitter and hiding anonymously behind a stupid, biased and unentertaining blog. It kinda shows who has more character, doesn’t it?

Comment from Jellokitty
Time: February 28, 2008, 1:55 pm

I think even Hello Kitty would disapprove of this.

Comment from Mhkitty
Time: February 28, 2008, 2:27 pm

And there’s the tool, oh wait I mean troll!!!!!
Oh, Darlene…(shakes head)… I think you missed the point TOTALLY, it’s not really about whether that thing is pretty or not but about the lack of SELF RESPECT it takes to march one’s pale, skinny, nasty ass out on public with your pubic hair (and nads) showing!
Nevermind the fact that that ‘outfit’ is probably that dumbest thing i’ve every seen, those are PLUSHES not clothing!!!!

Comment from m
Time: February 28, 2008, 4:09 pm

Between the post, these comments and of course good ol’ delusional, crazy-as-a-sack-of-vibrators darlene has to come top it off. I am cracking up to the point of vomiting over here. She really needs to take that crap on the road.

This fits under my “Visual Abuse Law” and ranks right up there with Janice Dickinson. This person should also be arrested for a gross misuse of plushes, bikini’s, film (or what have you) and Kittys.

Man or woman doesn’t matter cuz beauty might only be skin deep but UGLY is to the bone!

Comment from Emma
Time: February 28, 2008, 4:16 pm

Ohhh Amanda Lepore, at it again.

Comment from Clay
Time: February 28, 2008, 4:53 pm

@ MhKitty: It has to do with a WoW macinema done by a dude named Oxhorn (Go on Youtube and look up “inventing swear words”)

@Darlene: *shakes head in disbelief*

@Everyone else: Who here thinks that Darlene is actually some random 40-year-old man who gets his kicks from making everyone angry on the net?

Comment from m
Time: February 28, 2008, 5:30 pm

There are lots of possibilities behind darlene’s true identity, the scariest of all being that she is what she says she is. A person like that should not be real. Hooray for shallow gene pools!
Point being I couldn’t be surprised either way, Clay, only saddened (to find out she’s real).

Comment from liz
Time: February 28, 2008, 8:19 pm

i am officially over darlene…… i can’t let her annoy the hell out of me every time i get on here. bye darlene. seriously. go away.

Comment from andophiroxia
Time: February 28, 2008, 10:00 pm

Actually I was laughing at what she said, considering that she found some way to defend this… and how utterly appropriate it was according to her personality or whatever she decides to put on the internet.

Comment from bear_1
Time: February 28, 2008, 10:16 pm

OMG that’s horrible, and wrong, and disgusting, and wrong, and terrifying, and oh so WRONG! Excuse me while I go rip out my eyes.

m- “good ol’ delusional, crazy-as-a-sack-of-vibrators darlene”
I laughed at that so much I almost fell out of my chair! Damn, you’re good!

Comment from Antinous
Time: February 28, 2008, 10:24 pm

It still doesn’t bother me as much as those hairy feet.

Comment from Richard B
Time: February 29, 2008, 12:07 am

quote darlene: At least she is willing to show her face and her love for Hello Kitty instead of being bitter and hiding anonymously behind a stupid, biased and unentertaining blog. It kinda shows who has more character, doesn’t it?

You mean like you? Your always bitter, and your always anonymously hiding behind this blog as well. You never give out a website. You have nothing better to do than wasting your life on a silly blog that you hate so much. Stop reading his blog if you hate it so much. If your life revolves around hello kitty so much that you cant resist coming here, why don’t you do something hello kitty related that you would absolutely love…. like making one of your big hello kitty dolls look like a guy so you can have sweet action in bed with it tonight? You DO love Hello Kitty that much, right? Even hello kitty would approve because you’d be making love instead of hate… right? 8D

….well in your sad, misinformed mind she would….

Comment from YMCA
Time: February 29, 2008, 1:03 am

God no what has this world come too.
a transexual kitty lover. now i have seen it all.

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: February 29, 2008, 1:42 am

Richard B, My issue with Darlene isn’t “her” hiding behind a pseudoneum and not giving out any contact details (let’s face it, I’m as guilty of that as anyone), but the fact that she isn’t prepared to engage in dialogue to back up her harrangues.
Anyone else on here will at least answer a direct question when they read it!

Comment from Rebecca, Mad Gastronomer
Time: February 29, 2008, 2:17 am

The thing that interests me about Darlene is that she never responds to — or even gives any indication of reading — the other comments. I can’t decide if it’s an indication that the troll is too lazy too actually go to all the trouble of carrying on a flame war, or if it means that she’s actually not a troll, but a poor, deluded child who desperately needs help.

Comment from Kelly
Time: February 29, 2008, 5:13 am

hahaha @ Richard B

Yes, she should have a blow up kitty to get her frustrations out on!

Comment from the little kitty
Time: February 29, 2008, 5:37 am

Amanda Lepore is a mockery of womankind … and so is darlene IF she is indeed a woman

It’s like they were created as living satirical characters out of south park or simpsons, only everyone is in on the joke except them

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: February 29, 2008, 6:47 am

>Wildly O/T<
Rebecca, what does the “Mad Gastonomer” tagline mean? I can think of several alternatives.

Comment from Mhkitty
Time: February 29, 2008, 6:56 am

You guys crack me up!
M- “good ol’ delusional, crazy-as-a-sack-of-vibrators darlene”…geez don’t make me pee myself!
Yes, I think Darlene’s hiding by not answering us, I think that maybe she’s afraid to answer questions because that would give away her identity… that of a 40-year-old-virgin-I-have-no-friends-so-I-have-nothing-better-to-do-with-my-time-turned-HK-freak!
Or show just how unhinged she is!
I personally think she’s: a few Buds short of a pack; you know; not the brightest crayon in the box, and; a few sandwiches short of a picnic…
Let’s see anymore I can throw out there?????
Nope, I’m done… back to work….
Aaaannnnndddd, I’m out: like a civic at a drag race
(thx KP)

Comment from andophiroxia
Time: February 29, 2008, 8:08 am

Once again m, your one-liners rule. Just by default your comments rock, just in case I don’t get around to directly posting to them.

Yes and Mhkitty, you’re cool too.

Yes and darlene is a$$.

Comment from Gina
Time: February 29, 2008, 1:15 pm

That woman has a lot of plastic surgery….

Darlene please go set yourself on fire.

Comment from Sarah L
Time: February 29, 2008, 5:43 pm

As much as you hate kitty (and rightly so), you can’t help but feel a little sorry for her here.

Comment from m
Time: February 29, 2008, 7:15 pm

*blush* This blog is the best, everyone here rules (save the addicts and their Queen Darlene).
Dude… what if she’s a crazy cat lady (think: The Simpsons) and instead of real cats… they’re all Kitty-chans! o.O

Comment from andophiroxia
Time: February 29, 2008, 11:49 pm

Maybe she’s bought the freakin’ overpriced dolls and set them around her in her empty apartment, all staring at her with all the garishly pink and pastel kitty-adorned appliances and such around.

I could totally see her doing that.

Comment from Rebecca, Mad Gastronomer
Time: March 1, 2008, 1:17 am

Kitteh!! — Molecular Gastronomy is the scientific study of deliciousness. I have a slightly … mad … take on it, sometimes. Steampunk banquets, edible automatons, scrumptious sculptures, ominously bubbling hot chocolate… these are but a few of my plans for culinary world domination! Mwaha mwahahahahaha!

Comment from xXMiss_Ashleyxx
Time: March 2, 2008, 6:33 pm

um i think this “woman?” and Prez Hilton should get together and have a baby. LOL!!!!! oh god maybe not no…no……no that would be bad…nvm >.< oh lord *runs away*

Comment from thivivi
Time: March 2, 2008, 7:55 pm

ok ok ok — what the ?!@@##?? that creature right there is RUINING hello kitty. I’m not trying to be mean or anything but seriously! take it off!! and like… put a big towel on instead. or a sleeping bag.

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: March 3, 2008, 2:26 am

Thanks Rebecca. That was one of my thoughts. The scientific side of Heston Bloomin(over-complicated)stal’s “Ultimate >Recipe<” series on the BBC a few months back then?

Comment from Puppy
Time: March 4, 2008, 6:19 pm

oh my dear lord, shoot me

Comment from RSKS
Time: March 7, 2008, 11:15 am

I bet Alfred thinks she’s hot…..

Comment from mhkitty
Time: March 8, 2008, 12:40 pm

RSKS: ROTFLMAOHMS!!!!!
You hit the nail in the head!!!!! (Or the idiot to be exact)

Comment from Hello Kitty Junkie
Time: March 11, 2008, 10:54 pm

daaang! i love hello kitty and i think this is wrong! is it bad that i think that?

Comment from CryingMisery
Time: March 26, 2008, 7:41 am

Omg that is scarin’!
She is directly discosting!

Comment from Turner
Time: April 29, 2008, 12:51 am

I wasn’t going to drop a comment tonight. I really wasn’t.
But I saw this photo of Ms. LePore and realized- here’s someone just as artificially sculpted-looking as Hello Kitty, draped in Hello Kitty. Really, this is a perfect meeting of minds.

In that whole ‘I want to vomit until all I can see is red’ sort of sense.

Comment from Lulu
Time: April 30, 2008, 8:19 am

I think that the woman in the background is calling the emergency services to cart the ladyboy away.

Comment from minnie (:
Time: May 9, 2008, 12:02 pm

i loll’d.

Comment from Candy
Time: July 2, 2008, 11:05 pm

I’m simulatenously reminded of Cruella Deville (and her want of a dalmation coat) and an old video clip from the late 80’s where a dude had teddy-bear pants. I think it was “Bust a Move”.

And this saying sprang to mind:
“What has been seen cannot be unseen”

Comment from Candy
Time: July 2, 2008, 11:06 pm

Dang! typo. simultaneously. D’oh!

Comment from Xx_animeNeenee_xX
Time: July 9, 2008, 12:55 am

omfg i want to pop my eyes out at this hideous women tsk tsk poor hello kittys