Hello Kitty Hell

Comment from andophiroxia
Time: March 7, 2008, 5:32 pm

That’s so damn funny. Hello Kitty cigarettes. That gives me an idea for an irreverent Photoshop.

Oh yeah, first.

I kind of wonder how much this will piss off darlene. Tee hee.

Comment from mhkitty
Time: March 7, 2008, 5:45 pm

Yeah, darlene will not be happy….
That’s cute, real cute
I have a zippo (unfilled and never used) but I don’t smoke… it that bad?

Comment from Puppy
Time: March 7, 2008, 5:51 pm

wow… HK cigarettes >_O
such an evil feline

Comment from mhkitty
Time: March 7, 2008, 5:56 pm

Mr. HKH, I’ve been meaning to ask you…
Where did you get the kick A$$ banner for the top of the site created??? It looks great! The fire looks real (maybe cause it is?)!
I’m not a graphics or photoshop wiz so I have no clue…
Tnx!

Comment from Puppy
Time: March 7, 2008, 6:02 pm

i think somebody commented on one of his blogs with that picture… somewhere…

Comment from Hello Kitty Hell
Time: March 7, 2008, 6:04 pm

Mr. HKH, I’ve been meaning to ask you…
Where did you get the kick A$$ banner for the top of the site created??? It looks great! The fire looks real (maybe cause it is?)!
I’m not a graphics or photoshop wiz so I have no clue…
Tnx!

http://www.kittyhell.com/2007/09/24/hello-kitty-wordpress-theme/

Comment from darlene
Time: March 7, 2008, 7:01 pm

This totally distorts Hello Kitty, just like your blog. Can’t you grow up and be an adult for once? People buy Hello Kitty stuff because they love Hello Kitty, not because she forces us to. We want it, just like everyone wants it. Because people want it proves that Hello Kitty is loved by everyone.

Hello Kitty would never make cigarettes that were bad. They go against her helping people with a healthy life. If she did make cigarettes, they would be good for people. So this comic is completely false and mean.

Why don’t you spend your time doing something productive that we can all appreciate rather than writing these terrible falsehoods that everyone can see through? I’m waiting for the day when you finally admit that Hello Kitty is good, you show some appreciation for your wife and you have even one positive to say.

Comment from andophiroxia
Time: March 7, 2008, 7:05 pm

C’mon darlene, where’s your fire, that spirit, that righteous indignation?

Come on let loose all your bile on injustice and anger on how this mean man goes and disses Hello Kitty. Please, just don’t hold back. Say a few bad words even. That might turn on Alfred.

Tell us your feelings.

Comment from Puppy
Time: March 7, 2008, 7:57 pm

@ darlene: darlene have you ever read the post Mr. HKH wrote about the hello kitty love hotel??
once you see the handcuffs on that bed I don’t think you’d be convinced about hello kitty being such a nice innocent cat anymore..

Comment from Richard B
Time: March 7, 2008, 8:47 pm

Well, Darlene, you just confirmed WHY you won’t leave… I suppose this is small breakthrough, but if you want us to understand ANY of your reasoning, you must actually tell us WHY you think everything about HK is great and and blessing to humanity. Your going nowhere with your constant bantering and bashing of HKH. You obviously don’t realize how stupid you make yourself appear to be.

Comment from mhkitty
Time: March 7, 2008, 9:06 pm

Thanks Mr. HKH.. I guess I hadn’t gone back to the right thread…

@Darlene: Nothing is what it seems, the truth is out there, HK makes you think she’s all cute and cuddly and cares for you, them SMACK! she gets you addicted like cigarettes do and we all start sounding like you!
Maybe they make a patch for it…
I do know one sure-fire way to quit her….get a life!

Comment from Puppy
Time: March 7, 2008, 9:35 pm

found a picture depicting HK as evil

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs5/300W/i/2004/330/d/a/Hello_Kitty__Hello_Evil_by_VarenNeoRaven.jpg

Comment from Clay
Time: March 8, 2008, 12:28 am

I feel this a lot with Hello Kitty. I also feel it a lot with every other famous cuddly thing over the world! Pokemon, gotta Buy ‘em all.

Comment from Helene
Time: March 8, 2008, 2:20 am

Perhaps if you smoke an unhealthy HK cigarette, you could compensate and eat a healthy (hell-thy?) HK fruit, like the sad and sorry little brownish plastic-wrapped banana posted under HK food.

Comment from stephy+
Time: March 8, 2008, 3:36 am

hilarious!

Comment from Jon
Time: March 8, 2008, 6:17 am

Hello Kitty wouldn’t sell anything as unhealthy as cigarettes? Tch. Well, Sanrio has stated that they will not make, endorse or license any Hello Kitty cigarettes. But that didn’t stop them selling me a Hello Kitty cigarette case (pictured).

Oh and I drew the cartoon, so direct your hate at me.

http://www.freewebs.com/kodabar/kitty.jpg

Comment from padoxiegirl
Time: March 8, 2008, 11:14 am

roflmao! that is awesome!

hello kitty doesn’t give a damn about a healthy lifestyle Darlene she just wants your money.

Comment from Alfred
Time: March 8, 2008, 11:19 am

HEY PADOXIEGIRL! You are WRONG Hello Kitty is LOVE!

Comment from Helene
Time: March 8, 2008, 11:38 am

Alfred… you know Hello Kitty isn’t a real, living cat, right…?

Comment from mhkitty
Time: March 8, 2008, 12:36 pm

Once again, Alfred you’re a complete and utter IDIOT!!!

Jon: Sweet Cig case! I have two from Hot Topic that are hard with an acrylic HK cover, I’m actually going to be selling an extra one in my ebay store, it’s chrome and black. I don;t smoke but they make great business card cases, since I can also fir my mini HK pen inside too
BTW: GREAT job on the cartoon! See you and MR. HKH should team up to do a weekly installment of HK in Hell for this blog!
Helene: in case you haven’t read the last thread, we’ve been challenged! NFW!!!!

Comment from Helene
Time: March 8, 2008, 1:21 pm

mhkitty: I’ve read it. We’re obviously tattoo experts. Cool!!!

Comment from Ashley
Time: March 8, 2008, 1:57 pm

o god darlene still hasn’t overdosed on that so called “pepto” of hers yet…darn

Comment from mhkitty
Time: March 8, 2008, 6:16 pm

Helene: man that little brat is getting on my last nerve, now we’re 40 year old dumb broads…
Does the insanity never end?

Oh, and Alfred called me rude!!!!
Awesome!!!! I’m so proud!

Comment from brien
Time: March 8, 2008, 6:54 pm

“Bestest?”

Hello Kitty would never use such poor grammar. I’m outraged.

Comment from andophiroxia
Time: March 8, 2008, 11:58 pm

Jon: A woman that marries you is truly lucky.

That cartoon is great. So simple, yet so sarcastic. I heard the explosion of Darlene’s head.

Comment from Eize
Time: March 9, 2008, 4:21 am

“I’m waiting for the day when you finally admit that Hello Kitty is good,”

darlene, if you read this, DON’T HOLD YOUR BREATH.

Comment from Jon
Time: March 9, 2008, 5:55 am

My wife is from Taiwan. As I’m sure you can guess, because of this Hello Kitty plays a large part in my life, whether I like it or not.

Comment from Helene
Time: March 9, 2008, 6:03 am

mhkitty: Yeah. Let’s just not waste anymore time or energy on her. BTW, your bracelets on ebay are really beautiful!

Brien: outraged, outrageder, outragedest??? Took me a while to figure out the story on your blog, great fun!

Will the HK cigarettes make HK smoke clouds?

Comment from mhkitty
Time: March 9, 2008, 9:48 am

Brien: haha ha!

Helene: I have a ton of stuff that I’ve just been too friggin busy with work to add. I work mainly with Swarozski crystals. I’ve actually beem trying to find a good HK bead to ‘cough’ make a HK necklace so I too can hop on the moneymaking train.

Comment from Mag
Time: March 9, 2008, 12:11 pm

Hello Kitty Gives you cancer.

Comment from bear_1
Time: March 9, 2008, 8:23 pm

Darlene- “Hello Kitty would never make cigarettes that were bad. They go against her helping people with a healthy life. If she did make cigarettes, they would be good for people.”

Darlene, you’re a complete and utter moron. For one thing, there is no such thing a “good cigarette”. They’re all gonna be bad for you. And your sainted Sanrio may not make cigarettes, but they do make lighters, cases, and all sorts of delightful cigarette paraphernalia. Stick that in your HK blunt and smoke it!

Comment from Kitteh!!
Time: March 10, 2008, 1:58 am

Jon, thanks for that cartoon.

Eize, given the way we feel about Darlene, perhaps she should hold her breath, for maybe 10 minutes?

MHK, you’re not alone in owning a lighter and not smoking. I actually own 2, a cheapo that I use for lighting candles, and a Zippo knock-off with an F-14 Tomcat logo on it, that I bought for next to nothing because of the logo.

Comment from Kelly
Time: March 10, 2008, 10:09 am

[Hello Kitty would never make cigarettes that were bad.]

yeah, and pigs fly, darlene! If a cigarette was good, it wouldn’t be a cigarette it would be a fruit stick!

Comment from Jon
Time: March 10, 2008, 11:24 am

The cigarettes that you can see in the picture of my Hello Kitty cigarette case above are DJ Mix cigarettes and are lemon flavour. You just know that when Sanrio eventually get around to making cigarettes, they’ll be flavoured similarly…

Comment from mhkitty
Time: March 10, 2008, 6:47 pm

Speaking of Hello Kitty smoking paraphernalia… has anyone found a hello kitty bong???

Jon: I think they’ll either be Strawberry or Kitty Litter flavored….oh wait, thats what a normal cig tastes like
Sorry, I know people are smokers and I like cigars… I just couldn’t resist that line.

Kelly: Crap that was funny ‘fruit stick’ HA!

Kitteh!!: I also own a crapload of NASCAR lighters, in of course Mark Martin! But I’m waiting for a really nice HK lighter and then I’ll buy it- and maybe actually fill it with lighter fluid…

Mr. HKH: I think I may have one thing you wife does not: Hello Kitty electric Votive Candles in Plastic HK Votive Holders… I will have to take a pic and show them off, they were a gift from another HK loving friend.

Comment from Kimberly
Time: March 10, 2008, 8:38 pm

poor chococat, has to live in hello kitty’s shadow. that evil cat! grrness!

darlene…do you ever quit? if you don’t like his blog then leave…its that simple.

Comment from stuart
Time: April 2, 2008, 2:19 pm

Darlene totally distorts Hello Kitty, just like her comments. Can’t you grow up and be an adult for once, Darlene? Darlene buys Hello Kitty stuff because she loves Hello Kitty, not because shes forced to. darlene wants it, just like no one else wants it. Because Darlene wants it proves that Hello Kitty is loved by everyone.

Hello Kitty would make cigarettes that are bad (duh). Darlene goes against helping people with a life. If darlene made cigarettes, they would be good for people. So darlene is completely false and mean.

Why don’t darlene, spend her time doing something productive that we can all appreciate rather than writing these terrible comments that everyone can see through? I’m waiting for the day when you finally stop posting comments dalrene, you show some appreciation for your life and have even one positive to say.

Comment from leeander
Time: April 4, 2008, 8:20 am

miss ya

Comment from IHUA!
Time: April 10, 2008, 12:42 pm

I like hello kitty!
u all suck!
mo ha ha ha

Comment from ihua
Time: April 10, 2008, 12:48 pm

lets talk about chocolate.
mmmmmmm!

Comment from jolrene
Time: April 11, 2008, 7:12 am

the cig must be a chocolate design in cig that i use to eat when i’m primary school

Comment from ihua
Time: April 11, 2008, 12:46 pm

chocolate goooood!
cigarettes sick!

Comment from ihua
Time: April 11, 2008, 12:53 pm

i need a hug…
from a cute stuffed animal!

Comment from .l.o.l.
Time: May 12, 2008, 10:27 am

Hello Kitty brain washes you with cartoons and a cute logo.I once watched a Hello Kitty cartoon and then I bought Hello Kitty underwear for no reason.I dont like Hello Kitty alot but she will brainwash you to buy her stuff because she is just evil and plans to take over the world.All of her friends have been hypnotised to obey her.And what about poor chococat?hes not evil but he is still left in the shadow.There is no such thing as a good cigerette but Hello Kitty just wants to rule the world she dosnt care about that she will just suck her horns back into her head and pull a cute face to make you buy her stuff.She will also say she will be your friend if you buy her stuff

Comment from RN
Time: August 4, 2009, 8:44 am

Thank you Jon! I love the strip here, do you have any more?

Comment from Jon
Time: August 4, 2009, 10:55 am

I’m afraid not. I drew many cartoons, but only one was about Hello Kitty.